Auto industry sources reported that the 2018 Dodge Senger debuted to disappointing sales figures, and expect the model to disappear without a trace next year.
Well, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
‘Cause I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:34 pm:
“Hi, do you know who we are?”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:34 pm:
“We’re the best Bruce could find to run with him. Sorry”
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:35 pm:
Have You Seen These People?
Prairie Farms 2% Milk
- Obamas Puppy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:35 pm:
Meet No and Chance
- Spliff - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:37 pm:
So what are your plans after the election.
- SaulGoodman - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:38 pm:
“Who?”
- Keyrock - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:40 pm:
When Bruce asked us to run, he gave us these keen matching shirts!
- Anon-I-Guess - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:41 pm:
Working together, we will get to a combined 50%
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:42 pm:
“From your milk cartons to our stage, put your hands together… “
- Jocko - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:42 pm:
The one percenters…as in garnering one percent of eligible voters.
- Texas Red - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:43 pm:
Meet the unclaimed property and the bill backlog candidates
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:43 pm:
“They’re… so… lifelike… “
- Henry Francis - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:44 pm:
Is it just me or is there a little bit of a Bruce and Evelyn vibe going on there?
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:44 pm:
“Oh no, Frerichs and Mendoza are paying us to be here too… “
- Henry Francis - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:46 pm:
Senger is already thinking about how her trouncing in the upcoming election can be blamed on Sen. Duckworth.
- Orthogonian - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:46 pm:
“We’re still waiting for Bruce’s campaign check to clear…”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:46 pm:
“We’ll be trivia question answers someday… “
- Orthogonian - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:46 pm:
“We’re not in charge.”
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:46 pm:
Which would be worse: Obama endorsing our opponents or Nick Sauer endorsing us?
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:47 pm:
“We were home. We answered the telephone. That’s how it all happened, really… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:48 pm:
“All we’re missing is what’s-his-name running against Jesse White to complete the set… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:48 pm:
“We call ourselves the ‘Google’ candidates… use the Google… you find us”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:51 pm:
“We’d say we’re on a shoestring campaign budget, but then you’d need shoestrings to even say that… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:51 pm:
“Bruce smiled at us… so that was nice”
- Tequila Mockingbird - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:54 pm:
Taxidermy done badly?
- Jake From Elwood - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:55 pm:
“Dodge and Darlene” airing Wednesdays at 3 a.m. on Channel 678.
- NIU Grad - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:56 pm:
“The
- Keyrock - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:58 pm:
Bruce promised us if we ran we could meet Oswego Willy.
- RFR - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:59 pm:
Auto industry sources reported that the 2018 Dodge Senger debuted to disappointing sales figures, and expect the model to disappear without a trace next year.
- Christopher - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 3:59 pm:
Warm bodies are shown keeping the lines on the Republican ballot open until 2022.
- CubsFan16 - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:01 pm:
Dodge/Senger for President 2020
- Earnest - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:02 pm:
Separated at birth, these fraternal twins found inspiration to pursue their childhood dreams together.
- Chicago Cynic - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:08 pm:
Who?
- I Miss Bentohs - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:12 pm:
“Oh yeah? Well we have better chances than the one running for Secretary of State. Go ahead. Name them. I dare ya.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:14 pm:
“Unlike Dunkin, we decided to defer our Rauner contributions until they’re completely useless… “
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:15 pm:
As of June 30th, Senger has a whopping $32,000 in her campaign account and Dodge is sitting on a bankroll of $26,000.
Caption? Why bother? This is the most publicity they’re going to get in this race. That’s why they’re smiling.
- City Zen - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:16 pm:
On the next episode of Pawn Stars…
- roger - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:24 pm:
Dodge’s campaign platform: Support Rauner and the Obama presidential library. Yeah, that’ll work.
Dodge softened conservative hearts when he supported Rauner and attacked Ives in the primary.
- ANON - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:32 pm:
“Come on Illinois vote for us and be a true Midwest state and vote Red we’re the only blue state in a sea of Midwest Red.”
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:39 pm:
Vote for us, because…..Madigan.
Works for me.
- Steve - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:43 pm:
Jim Dodge is the man
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:49 pm:
“Vote for a reliable Dodge and a.a.a.a.Senger”
- Grand Avenue - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:49 pm:
WOMP WOMP
- A non - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:56 pm:
Please clap…
- Saluki - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 4:57 pm:
Waste of Money, Waste of Time.
- Lt Guv - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 5:16 pm:
In the NFL, the last player drafted is called “Mr. Irrelevant.”
- Angry Chicagoan - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 5:57 pm:
Hopefuls for parts on a reality show about politics line up at the producer’s booth to have their photos taken
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:04 pm:
(Not pictured: Evelyn Sanguinetti. She fell)
- Rabid - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:13 pm:
I like Rauner culture club
- Person 8 - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:16 pm:
Well, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
‘Cause I really wanna know (who are you? who, who, who, who?)
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:19 pm:
“Is that really Jim and Darlene?”
“Who would know the difference?”
- revvedup - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:25 pm:
“Little ditty
About Jim and Darlene
Two candidates
from Illinois.
Jim wants to be
the trea-sur-er;
Darlene wants to be
the comp-trol-ler…”
- Rabid - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:28 pm:
Munger gets millions I get dollars
- Rabid - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 6:36 pm:
Team Rauner turnover
- Billinois - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 7:08 pm:
Which office am I running for again? Oh, never mind, it doesn’t really matter.
- Stones - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 7:28 pm:
“Little ditty about Jack and Darlene…”
- wordslinger - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 8:03 pm:
Maybe we can lay this fiasco off on Duckworth?
- wordslinger - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 8:09 pm:
What do you think Bruce meant with all that Aztec and sacrifice talk?
- Gooner - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 8:25 pm:
Hey, if Hart and Fairchild can do it, you can’t rule us out!
- Gooner - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 8:26 pm:
Vote for us, since you rarely see old white people holding office.
- Siriusly - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 9:04 pm:
“Wow, Leslie I thought you were taller”
- Rabid - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 9:08 pm:
Where consolidating the republican party into the Rauneritis party
- Rabid - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 9:18 pm:
Granite city never heard of it
- Rabid - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 9:32 pm:
1% white milk
- Rabid - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 9:40 pm:
Dynamic duo wingmen
- Sonny - Wednesday, Aug 1, 18 @ 10:00 pm:
So is it going to be a big check delivered to our front door?
- Bb - Thursday, Aug 2, 18 @ 8:10 am:
Looks like Hank and Skyler
- Leatherneck - Thursday, Aug 2, 18 @ 8:24 am:
“Stone Cold Steve Austin is running for Treasurer?”
- Sonny - Thursday, Aug 2, 18 @ 8:31 am:
That’s his brother Sponge Lukewarm Steve Austin.
- The Colossus of Roads - Thursday, Aug 2, 18 @ 9:16 am:
Stunt doubles for Rick Harrison and Martha Stewart.