@FakeJasonPlummer - Here’s my class picture and stuff. I got a bunch of book to read (whatevs) and I got this sweet ID card. They won’t tell me when we go to Washington DC #NewKidOnTheBlock
@FakeJasonPlummer - It’s cool how so many people come over to meet me. It’s like when I was the bouncer at Kams without picking up empty cups and stuff #BigManOnCampus
@FakeJasonPlummer - When they took this picture, the picture guy was holding up this plush toy and all i was thinking was I want that plush toy #FocusedDistraction
@FakeJasonPlummer - I ordered like 37 copies of this picture, plus wallet size, the puzzle, 4 blankets, and for my Dad I got him the oven mits #PictureThisImASenator
@FakeJasonPlummer - I had to send this picture to my Dad cause someone forgot to pick up my shift at Dad’s lumberyard and i had to show why I wasn’t there. Hope this shows i wasn’t playing hooky or anything #ProofPositiveJasonIsHere
@FakeJasonPlummer - I was especially good taking this picture, no silly faces, so Mr. Oberweis got me some ice cream with extra sprinkles, just like I like it #LearningTheRopes
@FakeJasonPlummer - After this, i saw where i sit. No big woop, not much different than back home. Pretty colored buttons to order food, change the channel on the tv, and one i guess to turn the Page of my comic book. It’s pretty sweet #GettingAcclimated
- Bruce (no not him) - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:21 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - Some other senators told me the best freshman senator gets to go to another state for like 10 weeks as an exchange senator program, it’s pretty prestigious and stuff. I hope I win. #NoTradeBacks
@FakeJasonPlummer - just finished my class picture. Off to payroll. My Dad said don’t worry about direct deposit, just ask how much the state wants to keep me here and busy. My Dad’s a real card #NoSeriouslyHowMuch
@FakeJasonPlummer - took my class picture, now I’m suppose to look for this retired state Senator who hangs around here a lot. If anyone sees Sen. Mander before I do, tell Gerry I’m looking for him #FreshmanFinds
- Da Big Bad Wolf - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 3:44 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - in this picture stands the Golden Horseshoe Best Republican Senator, 2019. Here’s a hint, he’s really tall, modest, and has a slurpee machine being delivered January 31st to his office here. #GiveUpItsMe
- Precinct Captain - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 1:52 pm:
Welcome to the jungle
- Ok - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 1:52 pm:
Whose the intern?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 1:54 pm:
“Look, Dad… I did it”
- Fake Jason Plummer
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 1:56 pm:
How come all the white guys are standing to the right?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 1:56 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - Here’s my class picture and stuff. I got a bunch of book to read (whatevs) and I got this sweet ID card. They won’t tell me when we go to Washington DC #NewKidOnTheBlock
- Huh? - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 1:56 pm:
Follow the rules:
1. Sit down and be quiet.
2. Vote for John Cullerton as President.
3. Vote as you are told.
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 1:56 pm:
This is the “Before” photo…
- Man with a Plan - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 1:56 pm:
Diversity is a good thing.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 1:58 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - It’s cool how so many people come over to meet me. It’s like when I was the bouncer at Kams without picking up empty cups and stuff #BigManOnCampus
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 1:59 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - Don’t tell Leader Brady, but I’m voting for me for President. I rule. #LeadingThruLeadershiping
- Res Melius - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:00 pm:
All together now. “By the rivers gently flowing …
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:00 pm:
I suggest you put on a tie
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:01 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - I like this picture a lot. It’s like when I was in the Oval Office and stuff but this is like real-real #LivingTheDream
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:01 pm:
Your Delta Tau Chi name is…Plumber.
Get it?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:02 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - When they took this picture, the picture guy was holding up this plush toy and all i was thinking was I want that plush toy #FocusedDistraction
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:04 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - I ordered like 37 copies of this picture, plus wallet size, the puzzle, 4 blankets, and for my Dad I got him the oven mits #PictureThisImASenator
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:06 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - I thought there would be more people but I counted everyone twice, avd yep, there’s 59 of us in the picture. #NoseCounting
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:08 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - I had to send this picture to my Dad cause someone forgot to pick up my shift at Dad’s lumberyard and i had to show why I wasn’t there. Hope this shows i wasn’t playing hooky or anything #ProofPositiveJasonIsHere
- Unionman - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:08 pm:
I solemnly swear to not use Facebook messenger.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:10 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - I was especially good taking this picture, no silly faces, so Mr. Oberweis got me some ice cream with extra sprinkles, just like I like it #LearningTheRopes
- Perrid - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:11 pm:
That’s Elgie Sims in the back left, right? He’s not a freshman. He showing them around or something?
- willy? - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:11 pm:
Oswego, these are funny, but a lot. what do you have against this guy?
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:11 pm:
This is the BEFORE photo.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:12 pm:
All of the Republicans are looking to their left in this photo. They’d better get used to it.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:12 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - Nope. I’m not standing on nothin. I’m just tall. I’m still big for my age #MustBeInTheBackRow
- Huh? - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:13 pm:
I solemnly swear to not play video games while in the Senate chambers.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:18 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - After this, i saw where i sit. No big woop, not much different than back home. Pretty colored buttons to order food, change the channel on the tv, and one i guess to turn the Page of my comic book. It’s pretty sweet #GettingAcclimated
- Bruce (no not him) - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:21 pm:
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:27 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - It’s weird, but I asked everyone but no one seems to have the same classes as i do or the same lunch period. #ClassPictureWorries
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:29 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - The next picture I hope I get to take soon is with the First Bill Jacket. That means I’m getting stuff done. #MakingTheGrade
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:30 pm:
Senator. Senator. Doesn’t that sound nice? Senator.
- Ryan - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:35 pm:
I see Mr. Plummer finally managed to buy his son a seat at the political table.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:35 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - Some other senators told me the best freshman senator gets to go to another state for like 10 weeks as an exchange senator program, it’s pretty prestigious and stuff. I hope I win. #NoTradeBacks
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:42 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - just finished my class picture. Off to payroll. My Dad said don’t worry about direct deposit, just ask how much the state wants to keep me here and busy. My Dad’s a real card #NoSeriouslyHowMuch
- Huh? - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:51 pm:
Look at the person on your right. Now look at the person on your left. Only 1 of you will last more than 1 term in office. If you are lucky
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 2:54 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - took my class picture, now I’m suppose to look for this retired state Senator who hangs around here a lot. If anyone sees Sen. Mander before I do, tell Gerry I’m looking for him #FreshmanFinds
- Da Big Bad Wolf - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 3:44 pm:
Is this the line for the oysters and quail?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 3:50 pm:
@FakeJasonPlummer - in this picture stands the Golden Horseshoe Best Republican Senator, 2019. Here’s a hint, he’s really tall, modest, and has a slurpee machine being delivered January 31st to his office here. #GiveUpItsMe
- Norseman - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 4:04 pm:
“I said wave, not blue wave.”
- wordslinger - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 5:09 pm:
“So, we’re going to be kept in the dark and fed what, again?
- Huh? - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 5:26 pm:
This is the first and last time that you will ever be permitted on the dais.
- Rutro - Tuesday, Nov 27, 18 @ 6:44 pm:
John Curran, last of the mohicans
- Covert - Wednesday, Nov 28, 18 @ 2:32 am:
“Who are the basketball players?”