I’m mostly bothered by the fact that the U.S. flag is supposed to be to the left of the state flag if displayed properly. That’s all I can see looking at the photo.
Ahh, time to ponder life’s deeper questions: Who am I? What is my greater purpose in life? Has anyone actually taken down and passed around the 99 bottles of beer on the wall?
*I’m mostly bothered by the fact that the U.S. flag is supposed to be to the left of the state flag if displayed properly. That’s all I can see looking at the photo.*
Maybe everywhere else, but this is the Independent People’s Republic of Illinois.
==Anyone missing that women bring diversity needs to open their eyes.==
Anyone missing that 3 white people, including one middle aged woman and 2 old guys isn’t the “portrait of diversity” people laud these days?
Give Mapes a call. Your perspective is the kind he’s looking for.
- don the legend - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:25 pm:
*I’m mostly bothered by the fact that the U.S. flag is supposed to be to the left of the state flag if displayed properly. That’s all I can see looking at the photo.*
If you’re Durbin, Madigan et al, it is left of the state flag.
===I’m just furnishing the room I apparently own in your head.===
Meh. You’re my comic relief. Lacking so much self-awareness, you’re a model of true inconstancies. You don’t like being called on it, just like Trump, LOL
“Caption?”
“This is what I get for standing in for the Governor”
- Dysfunction Junction - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:27 am:
So to review: the two flags behind me are authorized for display at state sponsored-events. All others…
- PublicServant - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:28 am:
Madigan: Jail would be better than listening to this guy continue to ramble.
- JS Mill - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:31 am:
MJM- “Focus Michael…focus.”
- zatoichi - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:34 am:
MJM: “Keep eyes open, look interested. Clock in back says 20 more minutes.”
- Grandson of Man - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:34 am:
Daydream…Will I get indicted?…Yes, no, maybe?
- Jocko - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:34 am:
Oy, this guy whines more than Rauner.
- 360 Degree TurnAround - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:38 am:
“I can’t believe Durbin didn’t wear a tie”.
- downstateR - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:39 am:
“I think I really prefer vanilla to chocolate.”
- Amalia - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:41 am:
what do you mean we’re not diverse?
- is anyone ever really anonymous? - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:41 am:
I’m mostly bothered by the fact that the U.S. flag is supposed to be to the left of the state flag if displayed properly. That’s all I can see looking at the photo.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:41 am:
“He’s as long winded as Stephen Douglas”
- Just Me - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:41 am:
Madigan looks around the room trying to find the FBI-planted microphone.
- Perrid - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:42 am:
“Must. Stay. Awake.”
- Donnie Elgin - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:44 am:
Durbin to MJM ” Mike, thanks for letting my office work on female diversity of our delegates”
- lake county democrat - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:44 am:
We have hair-parted on the right AND on the left!
- Boone's is Back - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:45 am:
“I’ve trained myself to eat an apple a day and destroyed every political enemy in my path. By God, I can teach myself to sleep with my eyes open!”
- Independent - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 9:52 am:
Ahh, time to ponder life’s deeper questions: Who am I? What is my greater purpose in life? Has anyone actually taken down and passed around the 99 bottles of beer on the wall?
- Interested - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:00 am:
“This guy, talking, again.”
- Sayitaintso - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:00 am:
MJM: “Hmm….little spider looks like he might jump. Lucky spider…..”
- R A T - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:06 am:
I sooooooo should have brought my own cup like this lady did. NEED. MORE. COFFEE.
- A guy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:15 am:
“I shoulda quashed this guy in Springfield 30 years ago”
- A guy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:16 am:
This is what diversity looks like. No really. One of us has a secret identity.
- Flapdoodle - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:18 am:
Is that really Speaker Madigan or is it a wax likeness?
- Henry Francis - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:22 am:
Kids these days just don’t know when to stop talking.
- A guy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:23 am:
This guy hasn’t said anything interesting since 1984. No, maybe never.
- Steve - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:23 am:
MJM: ” It’s times like this that I really miss Danny Solis and Luis Gutierrez.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:23 am:
===This is what diversity looks like. No really. One of us has a secret identity.===
Ignoring females when mocking diversity is owning the libs. LOL
See: Magnificent 7.
“Caption?”
“Cut to the chase Senator, my table at Saputo’s is waiting.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:25 am:
MJM: (If an apple falls from a tree in the woods and there’s nobody there, does it make a sound?)
- Edgewater Greg - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:26 am:
Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:28 am:
At my current rate of slumping I should be under the table and out of here in ten minutes…
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:28 am:
MJM: (Ouch. I wish I hadn’t pulled my pants up so high.)
- Blue Dog Dem - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:28 am:
“Ya never know when that chandelier has a hidden mic in it”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:30 am:
MJM: (When I got in this game, there were only 23 stars on the flag. Ah, those were the days.)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:36 am:
MJM: (Is it my imagination, or do those cracks in the ceiling spell out “indictment?”)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:37 am:
MJM: (Ugh. Weight of off-center name tag…pulling me down…)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:40 am:
MJM: (You’d think with his expense allowance, he’d be able to pass out free No-Doze.)
- Jocko - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:44 am:
Ten more minutes of this and I will call the FBI to save themselves the trouble and shoot me now.
- Streator Curmdgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:45 am:
Durbin: “And so, to get more diverse voices in our delegation, I nominate Frank Caliendo.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:50 am:
Woman: (My, The Speaker looks so lifelike in person.)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 10:53 am:
Durbin: “Diversity is like a box of chocolates…”
- Bilbo Swaggins - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:06 am:
*I’m mostly bothered by the fact that the U.S. flag is supposed to be to the left of the state flag if displayed properly. That’s all I can see looking at the photo.*
Maybe everywhere else, but this is the Independent People’s Republic of Illinois.
- Bilbo Swaggins - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:08 am:
Madigan: Beetlejuice had the best score of any film and I’ll take that to my grave.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:15 am:
MJM: (Hmmm. Did I forget to mail in my Illuminati dues?)
- Huh? - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:29 am:
If I fall asleep, I hope I don’t get the head bobs.
- Huh? - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:30 am:
If I push my chair back a few more inches, I can rest my head against the wall.
- pool boy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 11:54 am:
Has anyone else noticed that stain on the ceiling looks like a honey crisp apple? Fascinating.
- Dotnonymous - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:37 pm:
I didn’t know what a dab was…wow.
- Anon312 - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:43 pm:
MJM: Well, I… I could be wrong. But I believe diversity was an old, old wooden ship that was used in the Civil War era.
DD: Mike, are you paying attention?
MJM: Nope.
- A guy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:44 pm:
==See: Magnificent 7.==
No. You see it. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:50 pm:
===No. You see it. It’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a long time===
It’s a mockumentary… I can see why you don’t get it, lol
- Huh? - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:50 pm:
I lift mine eyes unto the lord, praying for divine intercession, to be released from the toil of a droning politician.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 12:51 pm:
“I still can’t believe they wrote checks.”
- A guy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 1:20 pm:
==It’s a mockumentary… I can see why you don’t get it, lol==
Eek man. You need to open a window in the room with the modeling glue.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 1:32 pm:
===You need to open a window in the room with the modeling glue.===
Anyone missing that women bring diversity needs to open their eyes. Then again, you’re a Trumpkin, I can understand your blindness.
“Caption?”
“Why couldn’t Stava-Murray run against him and lose? It would be so much easier”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 1:36 pm:
MJM (…Cufflinks, stick pin,
When I step out I’m gonna do you in
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man)
- A guy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:25 pm:
==Anyone missing that women bring diversity needs to open their eyes.==
Anyone missing that 3 white people, including one middle aged woman and 2 old guys isn’t the “portrait of diversity” people laud these days?
Give Mapes a call. Your perspective is the kind he’s looking for.
- don the legend - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:25 pm:
*I’m mostly bothered by the fact that the U.S. flag is supposed to be to the left of the state flag if displayed properly. That’s all I can see looking at the photo.*
If you’re Durbin, Madigan et al, it is left of the state flag.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:33 pm:
===Anyone missing that 3 white people, including one middle aged woman and 2 old guys isn’t the “portrait of diversity” people laud these days?===
For Trumpkins this *is* diversity, you missing it worries me more, LOL
“Caption?”
“Ugh. I need to get my new state fair khakis… I keep forgetting.”
- A guy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:44 pm:
Willy, no worries. I’m just furnishing the room I apparently own in your head.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 2:52 pm:
===I’m just furnishing the room I apparently own in your head.===
Meh. You’re my comic relief. Lacking so much self-awareness, you’re a model of true inconstancies. You don’t like being called on it, just like Trump, LOL
“Caption?”
“This is what I get for standing in for the Governor”
- revvedup - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 3:54 pm:
MJM: “If I stare hard enough, I can read that quarter from across the room. Anything but listen to this guy…”
- A guy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 4:06 pm:
==Meh. You’re my comic relief.==
Hmmm. I think I’ll put the couch here.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 4:14 pm:
Oh - A Guy -
Notice you keep making it about me, what, no caption?
Projection.
Showing another Trump trait.
Like I said, you’re truly a model of Trump.
“Caption?”
“He’s so long winded, there’s going to be no time for Apple picking at the street market.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Jul 31, 19 @ 5:12 pm:
MJM: (Sheesh. At least the guy with the costumes was FUNNY.)