“Yesterday afternoon, the newly-installed Ring camera system on the floor of the Illinois House of Representatives caught a fleeting glimpse of a creature which rarely steps foot in the chamber.”
The trial run of hologram Speaker Madigan is off to a rough start. Looks like the Dems will need a plan B for when Speaker Madigan is no longer around.
- Oak Parker - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:36 pm:
“What’s a camera phone?” - Speaker Madigan
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:37 pm:
The ILGOP got the ball rolling
- Dysfunction Junction - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:39 pm:
Because… Fastagain.
- bfieldgrammargirl - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:39 pm:
Term limit me if you wish…my spirit will always be here…
- Responsa - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:39 pm:
It is important ti keep Illinois’ problems in focus
- fs - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:40 pm:
Focus, Hannah. Focus.
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:42 pm:
“I wasn’t sure what I saw, but it was very elusive and left big footprints and an apple core. Been sightings of it for decades.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:42 pm:
“The greatest trick Madigan ever pulled was convincing the Raunerites he exists for their betterment. And like that… they are gone.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:42 pm:
“Mr. Speaker, Clarification…”
- Dotnonymous - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:42 pm:
Taken with the Velvet filter.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:43 pm:
Gotta find me a buffer…
- Homer J. Quinn - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:44 pm:
heisenberg’s uncertainty principle says you can measure either his position or his velocity, but not both.
- SAP - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:45 pm:
I want to be clear, the map is fair.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:45 pm:
Madigan is the Magic Man… now you see him, now he’s blurry.
- SpfdNewb - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:45 pm:
“Jumpin’ Mike flash, he’s a gas, gas, gas”
eh, sounded better in my head
- Dotnonymous - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:45 pm:
Mike Madigan knows defensive head movement…keeps his opponent from hitting the mark.
- maryhall - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:48 pm:
I hate these blurred lines.
- SouthSide Markie - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:48 pm:
Nobody gets to see the Wizard. Not nobody, not no how.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:49 pm:
In this 12 hour time lapse, we see Speaker Madigan not only blinked, but did sway in hour nine.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:52 pm:
That’s a young Joe Pesci? Scorcese better work the bugs out of that de-aging technique.
- Donnie Elgin - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:58 pm:
Invisibility cloak test run.
- @misterjayem - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 1:59 pm:
Maybe he can be photographed, but I still say you can’t see his reflection in a mirror.
– MrJM
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:00 pm:
If you put Vaseline on a camera lens it takes 10 years off the person? Let’s try it.
- Guv'nah Bond - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:01 pm:
“Yesterday afternoon, the newly-installed Ring camera system on the floor of the Illinois House of Representatives caught a fleeting glimpse of a creature which rarely steps foot in the chamber.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:07 pm:
Take that Big Foot hunters, take *that* Loch Ness aficionados… we have the Velvet Hammer… in his habitat, undisputed proof…
- Concerned Dem - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:08 pm:
The trial run of hologram Speaker Madigan is off to a rough start. Looks like the Dems will need a plan B for when Speaker Madigan is no longer around.
- Just Mike - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:09 pm:
“Quit trying to put Snapchat filters on me, HANNAH…”
- Fixer - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:09 pm:
I am speed.
- Rich Hill - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:16 pm:
“Catch me if you can.”
- Life exptency - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:17 pm:
Hey in April I’m going to be 78.
- Jocko - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:18 pm:
As the topic turns to pension funding, MJM is overheard saying “Meep, meep”
- Druid Eye - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:19 pm:
“Why are you pointing your phone at me?”
- Bourbon Street - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:20 pm:
“Gotta run. Don’t wanna miss the sale on apples.”
- Earnest - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:25 pm:
How long ago was he replaced by an immortal hologram?
- dbk - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:30 pm:
Through a glass (lens), blurrily.
- BigLou - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:33 pm:
The Teflon Speaker, even his image can’t stick
- thunderspirit - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:45 pm:
Cryptids among us.
- pool boy - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:51 pm:
Legendary Flash Madigan caught on camera.
- A State Employee Guy - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:56 pm:
“There is absolutely no evidence the speaker was involved in, or had knowledge of, not standing still to take a picture.”
- poor me - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:57 pm:
Was this taken with a red light camera?
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 2:59 pm:
Reply hazy, try again.
- Lyons Frank - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 3:00 pm:
All these investigations are running together…it’s all such a blur.
- don the legend - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 3:23 pm:
When was Bernhard Langer in the chamber?
- Commonsense in Illinois - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 3:38 pm:
You’ll be fine…
- Boone's is Back - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 4:11 pm:
“You’ll never catch me lucky charms.”
- School Finance - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 5:59 pm:
“You don’t need to see his ID, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for, let him move along…”
- Anyone Remember - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 6:08 pm:
This is what happens when people who play checkers try to take pictures of people who play 3 dimensional chess well enough to beat Mr. Spock.
- Rasselas - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 8:49 pm:
Gerhard Richter portrait
- The Story of the Ghost - Thursday, Jan 30, 20 @ 10:32 pm:
That Clementine, though…
- Independent - Friday, Jan 31, 20 @ 7:00 am:
A rare win for the ILGOP. Well done.