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Wednesday, Feb 3, 2021 - Posted by Rich Miller

* From Rep. Adam Niemerg’s campaign Facebook page with emphasis added by me

Judges don’t usually speak at these sorts of dinners unless they’re running for retention or higher office. There’s apparently an appellate vacancy in Judge “Fishing is a Constitutional Right” McHaney’s neck of the woods. Just sayin.

…Adding… I’m told Judge McHaney is planning a run for the appellate court.

       

48 Comments
  1. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:26 am:

    “Unlimited Seating. Freedom. Masks Optional.”


  2. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:29 am:

    “Honored Guests, we are using it liberally”


  3. - DuPage Saint - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:29 am:

    No Adam Kinzinger? /s


  4. - Nearly Normal - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:30 am:

    Come for the food and speeches. Leave with the Corona (not the adult beverage.)


  5. - Right - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:31 am:

    Ouch. It’s illegal for a judge to be listed with dollar amounts.


  6. - MSIX - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:32 am:

    =Would like to invite everyone the the Annual…=

    Nothing but pork for dinner, so maybe not “everyone” … (wink, wink)


  7. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:32 am:

    “Our next speaker, this is truly a treat for all of us. When he’s not trolling the Democrat Party on the lockdown, he’s grifting off our businesses, cashing checks and losing gracefully. We owe him a debt of gratitude, and if you know anyone willing to lose in court and will pay upfront, see him afterwords. Put your hands together for the Washington Generals of the Illinois bar, a warm welcome, Thomas DeVore… esquire.


  8. - Jocko - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:33 am:

    “Masks? We ain’t got no masks. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ mask (exclamation point)”
    -Abraham Lincoln


  9. - Club J - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:34 am:

    Welcome to Our Muddy Water Event where children under 14 still cost you $15 and 15 year olds are considered adults. This is a DeVore/Bailey COVID FREE EVENT.


  10. - H-W - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:34 am:

    “Noted attorney Tom DeVore will be accepting new clients in the main tent.”


  11. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:35 am:

    “Next up, when not inciting an insurrection, you can see her on social media celebrating the words of the National Socialist we defeated in World War II. She’s really making a name for herself, please welcome Member of Congress, Mary Miller”


  12. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:39 am:

    “This next speaker, we couldn’t be prouder. Taking time off from being debunked and shunned by his own colleagues in the Illinois House, we are lucky he’s here when he can still be fighting the good fight of that 51st state, you know him, no need to guess who’s under a mask with him, big round of applause, Senator Darren Bailey”


  13. - Dance Band on the Titanic - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:40 am:

    “the Smokin’ Pig Crew”

    Seems like pork ain’t all these folks are smokin’.


  14. - Donnie Elgin - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:43 am:

    =It’s illegal for a judge to be listed with dollar amounts=

    They should have used this language “$25.00 suggested donation”


  15. - Roger Abbott - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:45 am:

    *60% of all proceeds will benefit our “real” president, Donald J. Trump and the Stop the Steal committee


  16. - twowaystreet - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:45 am:

    Fishing poles can be a weapon, if you know what you doing.


  17. - DuPage Saint - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:46 am:

    Why not just be honest and call it a Trump Day and leave poor Lincoln out of it? Really from Honest Abe to Trump. Sure disproves Darwin. Darwin also born February 12,1809 btw


  18. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:48 am:

    Will the silent auction have MAGA stovepipe hats?


  19. - Precinct Captain - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:49 am:

    Pack ‘em in for COVID Central!


  20. - Steve Rogers - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:50 am:

    Mary Miller should be happy that kids ages 4-14 can come and watch her spew about how right Hitler was.


  21. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:50 am:

    Fun is rarely informative and informative is rarely fun.


  22. - NIU Grad - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:54 am:

    I didn’t notice John Anthony on the list until reading it over a second time…gave me a second chuckle.


  23. - Annoin' - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:54 am:

    And “Paws” is a special guest too…the id him as a radio talk show host. Is that like Two Piece being a CPS Parent?


  24. - Back to the Future - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:59 am:

    OW is on a roll today.


  25. - Jocko - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 10:59 am:

    Check out the (super)spread brought by Drew Bunting and the Smokin’ Pig Crew*

    *not to be confused with 2 Live Crew


  26. - Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:04 am:

    The propriety of this under judicial ethics canons in Illinois depends on whether he is a candidate or not at the time, and whether he is just attending or actually speaking (and if speaking, just on his behalf or on behalf of the organization).


  27. - Rudy’s teeth - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:05 am:

    At least they spelled desserts correctly. That’s a plus.


  28. - don the legend - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:05 am:

    “I’ll confess to anything. Just don’t make me go this dinner.”


  29. - Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:07 am:

    As for a caption: From the Party of Lincoln to the Party of airquotes “Lincoln”, the acknowledgement that they have abandoned Lincoln’s values is finally underway.


  30. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:08 am:

    (Tips cap to - Back to the Future - )

    “Don’t forget to get your raffle tickets, the ‘Split the Pot’ with proceeds going towards the legal defense fund of our former president, so please, don’t be bashful and donate, defending an insurrection isn’t cheap… our next speaker… “


  31. - 13th Ward Sage - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:09 am:

    I wish Chief Justice Burke would confront this issue. Anne Burke understands judicial ethics given her background.


  32. - Pot calling kettle - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:10 am:

    This may be your last, best chance to catch COVID before those freedom-hating vaccine lovers get their way.


  33. - JS Mill - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:12 am:

    The slogan that didn’t make the cut but should have: “The “Losing Bigly” crew celebrates Failure”


  34. - Pot calling kettle - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:12 am:

    Invited Guest Speaker: Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

    MAGA caps lined with tin foil will be available for a small donation.


  35. - NIU Grad - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:22 am:

    Imagine being elected to THE United States Congress and find yourself listed on three names down on an event listing between a state representative and an ambulance chasing, failed attorney.


  36. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:22 am:

    “We are truly honored to have this next speaker. His tireless work to ensure Tom DeVore wouldn’t be shut out of a win during his record setting losing streak, and ensuring fishing right aren’t denied to anyone when no one asked that they be defined. It’s said a judge’s courtroom is his or her own little world, and this judge has really made his own little world something to behold, please, a round of applause, Judge Mike McHaney.”


  37. - Not the Dude - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:30 am:

    Too bad I’ll be busy washing my hair that day.


  38. - From the far, far western suburbs - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 11:41 am:

    Come for an evening free from the China Virus…please…we need the money


  39. - Dotnonymous - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 12:21 pm:

    “Not every quote found on the Internet is genuine” - Abraham Lincoln


  40. - dbk - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 12:27 pm:

    “Silent auction”

    Well that doesn’t sound very covid-19-friendly.


  41. - West Side the Best Side - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 1:17 pm:

    McHaney should read up on Illinois Supreme Court Rule 67 before he does anything further with this fundraiser. He might want to go fishing that night instead, just in case he needs an alibi for a Judicial Inquiry Board complaint.


  42. - Anyone Remember - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 1:45 pm:

    Leave the mask (at home). Take the Corona (home).


  43. - Rabid - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 2:38 pm:

    Carry outs only


  44. - Rabid - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 2:42 pm:

    Here comes the judge


  45. - LakeCo - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 2:57 pm:

    Come for the crazy, stay for the COVID!


  46. - The Dude Abides - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 3:20 pm:

    Special guest appearance by Marjorie Taylor Greene.


  47. - OneMan - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 4:53 pm:

    Come to hear the sneezing, stay for the hacking cough.


  48. - The Other Rich Hill - Wednesday, Feb 3, 21 @ 6:01 pm:

    Lots of pork on that menu….


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