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Caption contest!
Tuesday, Sep 7, 2021 - Posted by Rich Miller * Center Square…
If I didn’t know better, I’d think somebody over there may have been trying to have a little fun at Rep. Chesney’s expense. Check out his exposed nose in the accompanying pic…  Whether intentional on their part or not, we can have our own fun. Do try to keep it clean, however. Thanks.
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- "Hopefully," - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:36 pm:
“The headline will be at leas this big,” Chesney boasts.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:36 pm:
“You can have this much uncovered from your nose, the virus can’t fit in a thing this small”
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:37 pm:
My legislation has this much of a chance to pass.
- Michelle Flaherty - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:38 pm:
Huh? you beat me to it.
- 62468 - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:39 pm:
Lost It By A Nose…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:39 pm:
“So, in the film, this Velociraptor here… it sees this Velociraptor there. They look at each other, like this…”
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:40 pm:
Rep. Chesney files a bill to make mask wearing in schools optional so that kindergarteners don’t show him up anymore by wearing them properly.
- Sayitaintso - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:40 pm:
“Hey, if I want to take a pic of one of the bad guys, which finger do I use to push the button thingy?”
- MisterJayEm - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:41 pm:
“Yesterday, I only had this much self-respect… But after filing that goofy lawsuit, I now have this much self-respect.”
– MrJM
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:42 pm:
“So I took off my sunglasses… the sky was a magnificent red hue… I felt small to this beautiful sight… and that’s when I knew the virus was fake”
- Henry Francis - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:43 pm:
Trying to appeal to his base, he’s mouth breathing and talking through his nose.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:45 pm:
So the guy takes the picture and I’m not ready and it’s the worst picture ever and I beg the guy not to make me live with this photo on my ID for the next four years. I wish there was a way to get a do-over.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:48 pm:
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout …
- fs - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:48 pm:
“I am crushing your mask. I crush your mask.”
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:49 pm:
“I’d say I’m like this smart…”
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:49 pm:
I’m trying for the century club. My legislation will be this long.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:50 pm:
- 47th Ward -… might be leader in the clubhouse.
Caption?
“So I get my fortune cookie opened… I pull out the fortune… I hold it up… it says… ‘Stop masking yourself, be who you were meant to be’… so… “
- Wow - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:50 pm:
The size of the House GOP caucus in 2023 will be ….
- Norseman - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:51 pm:
Brings new meaning to the party of nose.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:51 pm:
“Then Tucker Carlson says Republicans have like this invisible force field around us so no virus can get through, even if it wanted to. And it’s like THIS thick, man.”
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:52 pm:
So there I was trying to assemble the new swing set and the picture instructions said to put tab A into slot B …
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:55 pm:
So there I was on the side of the road, trying to figure out how to use the jack to change a flat tire. The jack wouldn’t fit into the hole to lift the car.
- PublicServant - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:55 pm:
=== I beg the guy not to make me live with this photo on my ID for the next four years ===
Covid may just grant this guy’s wish, if he keeps on wearing his mask like that.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:56 pm:
How do these fingers line up with those fingers?
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 12:58 pm:
You’re saying the fingers o my right hand form the letter “C”. But my fingers on my left hand form the letter “C”. We both can’t be right.
- very old soil - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:12 pm:
Always an embarrassment to the people in his district
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:14 pm:
In the memorable tone of voice of Don Adam’s character Maxwell Smart - “I missed it by this much.”
- Soccermom - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:14 pm:
“Your snout is out, what’s that about?”
– the very annoying thing a friend of mine says to people who wear their masks like this
- Amalia - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:15 pm:
The virus stops here.
- Frumpy White Guy - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:18 pm:
I must compensate with Irrational hate. Radically yours State Rep tootsie roll.
- Don't Bloc Me In - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:21 pm:
“I want to redefine ‘over/under’ odds”
- Rabble - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:25 pm:
Well you see, you touch the finger contacts on your left hand to the ones on your right hand which completes the circuit and a little motor makes the mask go back up over your nose.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:27 pm:
“So this lobbyist invites me over to his house for a cookout, and the T-bones are THIS thick.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:29 pm:
“Nah. My physician, Dr. Vinnie Boom-Botz, says you can let your honker stick out THIS far and you’re still safe.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:35 pm:
“No, the UFO I saw didn’t look like a Tic Tac. More like a Three Musketeers.”
- AlfondoGonz - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:38 pm:
“Searching for ways to end the pandemic with invisible binoculars”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:39 pm:
“I’m holding this Town Hall meeting, and this heckler says to me, ‘If Pritzker’s wallet is this thick, and Rauner’s wallet is this thick, what’s the square root of pi?”
- JS Mill - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:44 pm:
“I am this close to throwing an epic hissy fit over mandates”.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 1:50 pm:
“Are finger cramps a symptom of anything? Just asking for a friend.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:02 pm:
“…and Madigan had his pants hiked up this far away from his armpits.”
- Rabid - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:06 pm:
panorama vision
- Rabid - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:08 pm:
Tony is this much in my district
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:09 pm:
“So I cut up the MyPillow mattress topper into the shape of inner soles, and now I’m THIS much taller.”
- Groundhog Day - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:41 pm:
Look, it’s 2021. I expect everyone to wear pants to keep their d*** covered, and to wear a mask to keep their nose covered.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:54 pm:
How do I make goggle glasses with my hands?
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 2:55 pm:
How do I do that heart thing with my fingers?
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:02 pm:
Yep, that’s right. You get 10 grand for the doctor, another 10 grand for the receptionist. If she takes a cab, you get 10 grand for the driver. I’m telling you, we’re going get rich.
- Lurker - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:13 pm:
“Since we are a super minority, we only have this much power but I really believe we can get up to this much power if they pass my legislation.”
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:32 pm:
Watch closely as I make my legislation to ban masks in schools magically appear …
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- z - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:38 pm:
Just take piece of duct tape about this big….
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:52 pm:
Remember… which is taller… an inch of steel… or an inch of feathers… K?… you hear me… you *get* what I’m saying…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:54 pm:
If the cannoli tube isn’t this size… it’s a snack cannoli… I don’t like a snack cannoli, I want it this size… that’s a cannoli…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 3:55 pm:
… so I did… I got Portillos chocolate cake… and then I got the Portillos lemon cake… same size… each layer, about this high, then the frosting then an additional layer…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 4:05 pm:
I’m not saying I’m a tourist. I’m not, but if I had to choose between Lou Malnati’s deep dish or Giordano’s deep dish pizza… I mean, they’re about the same… both about here…
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 4:22 pm:
“Look, I’m tellin’ ya, it may be this thick, and they may call it a McRib, but there isn’t a rib in there nowhere.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 4:25 pm:
“If one more person tells me I look like a young Al Gore with my mask on, I’m gonna squash ‘em until they’re this thick.”
- Flat Bed Ford - Tuesday, Sep 7, 21 @ 4:25 pm:
“I was this close to actually being adopted by David McSweeney.”
- Just Sayin ... - Wednesday, Sep 8, 21 @ 8:11 pm:
“That’s a rather personal question but …”