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Tuesday, Feb 8, 2022 - Posted by Rich Miller

* Anti-mitigation attorney and Republican appellate court justice candidate Tom DeVore

       

102 Comments
  1. - Grimlock - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 9:53 am:

    $10 for a picture, $20 for us to smile.


  2. - CookCo - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 9:59 am:

    And those three ladies got the ick and a hot shower when they got home.


  3. - Give Me A Break - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:00 am:

    Love the comments telling him congrats he should party because he won and beat JB.

    He clearly doesn’t have the smartest fan base in world.


  4. - Montrose - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:00 am:

    “In case there was any lingering doubt, I am a horrible person.”


  5. - Bruce( no not him) - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:01 am:

    So, this was my trip to the bunny ranch.
    They really liked me when they found I was the famous lawyer from Illinois.


  6. - JS Mill - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:01 am:

    “What does the tattoo spell when I roll my sleeve up all the way? LIBERTINE. Makes sense, huh?”


  7. - A different kind of mask - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:02 am:

    he will be wearing after that picture…


  8. - Candy Dogood - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:02 am:

    “Vote for me. Women are nothing but objects.”


  9. - Google Is Your Friend - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:03 am:

    The Christian Crusader


  10. - Steve Rogers - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:03 am:

    When I become a judge, only hot people will win in my courtroom because I only value superficial things.


  11. - Marty Funkhouser - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:03 am:

    Gross


  12. - Jabes - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:03 am:

    “Women’s votes don’t matter to me.”


  13. - Steve - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:04 am:

    Tom DeVore , inspired by Stacey Abrams, takes off his mask.


  14. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:05 am:

    “The credit card cleared”


  15. - Lew - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:05 am:

    Ego-centric guys like DeVore usually self-implode. We’re waiting.


  16. - Langhorne - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:05 am:

    Great picture for my appellate court judicial flyers.

    “Even influencers think I’m great.”


  17. - JS Mill - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:07 am:

    “Faith, Family, America, and sex.”

    “Nuthin but clean family fun, just like the WWE”


  18. - Someone you Should Know - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:07 am:

    After Reading the comments, there are so many words I could use to describe him, but all of them would get me banned,

    Read the Comments, they are simply golden :)


  19. - KingPetty - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:09 am:

    People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones


  20. - Chris Cleveland, No not the former Chicago GOP Chairman - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:09 am:

    “To eat or not to eat. That is the question. It is a dilema but not a problem. We need an answer, but not to do so by answering the question WITH A QUESTION.”- Tom DeVore 2/6/22


  21. - Senator Clay Davis - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:12 am:

    This kind of thing only increases DeVore’s stature in the eyes of his supporters. It’s like how Trumpers believe their Leader is strong just because he managed to marry a model.

    “Hot women = strong man. Me like hot women, so me like strong man.”


  22. - West Side the Best Side - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:13 am:

    This is something that can never be unseen.


  23. - Not a Superstar - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:14 am:

    “Come visit my OnlyFans page for exclusive … legal takes.”


  24. - Retired SURS Emoloyee - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:15 am:

    Judicial Restraint/s


  25. - Not a Superstar - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:16 am:

    == Ego-centric guys like DeVore usually self-implode. ==

    I’m getting strong Michael Avenatti vibes from him.


  26. - Candy Dogood - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:16 am:

    ===“Come visit my OnlyFans page for exclusive … legal takes.”===

    Don’t knock OnlyFans, at least people utilizing that platform come by their income honestly. Something Tom Devore does not. Every dime he has made off of the pandemic has been at someone’s expense and look at the product he is delivering.


  27. - In 630 - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:19 am:

    In case anyone wondered where the fees he collected for all those suits he’s lost go


  28. - Red Ketcher - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:21 am:

    Yo Epstein - Where’s the Yacht ?


  29. - TheInvisibleMan - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:24 am:

    === Michael Avenatti vibes ===

    Now if we can only get the guys from popehat to start focusing on devore like they did avenatti. I don’t think Devore could handle it at all.


  30. - Jocko - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:29 am:

    Speaking of overreach -or- You can’t spell Deevorced without DeVore.


  31. - Rudy’s teeth - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:30 am:

    The Doofus of Greenville poses with his posse.


  32. - Henry Francis - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:30 am:

    ==my girlfriend’s hair product line==

    I’m not only dating the CEO, I’m also a client.


  33. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:31 am:

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.


  34. - Nuke The Whales - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:32 am:

    *record scratch* It’s me! A dollar levied from a single mom’s property taxes to support her children’s local school. I bet you’re wondering how we got here.


  35. - Mamacita - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:33 am:

    “I’ve created a monster”-Judge McHaney


  36. - Keyrock - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:33 am:

    I’m old enough to remember Charles Reich’s The Greening of America. I think this is an example of “Consciousness 0.”


  37. - Nazgul - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:36 am:

    Is he a Sugar Daddy or Splenda?


  38. - Shark Sandwich - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:37 am:

    You heard it here first, he’s going to get nabbed by the same type of confidence scam that bamboozled Sandack.


  39. - Roadrager - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:40 am:

    ==“Vote for me. Women are nothing but objects.”==

    Worked in 2016.


  40. - zatoichi - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:42 am:

    How many beers happened before this pic? To quote a famous philosopher: ‘What a maroon.’


  41. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:44 am:

    Pandemic ambulance chasing has it… whatever?


  42. - Back to the Future - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:46 am:

    So many unkind comments.
    The caption should read:
    World Famous Lawyer Honors a Bet and Delivers a $1000 check to Charitable Services Volunteers”- - oops— wrong photo— sorry ‘bout that- - never mind.


  43. - Siualum - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:51 am:

    Trump junior. Are we sure this guy passed the bar exam?


  44. - Sayitaintso - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:52 am:

    Shortly after this pic released, there was a mad rush to the vomitorium.


  45. - Annonin' - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:54 am:

    “He clearly doesn’t have the smartest fan base in world.”
    Smart fan base is totally excluded by Gomer and his pose


  46. - Ducky LaMoore - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:55 am:

    “Are we sure this guy passed the bar exam?”

    This guy has never passed a bar in his life.


  47. - Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:57 am:

    “I’d like to send a special thank you to all the conservative, family values PTA mothers out there for their financial support…”


  48. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:58 am:

    Living that Televangelist lifestyle…


  49. - Baloneymous - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:59 am:

    “Eat your heart out boys…”

    Translation: Rich won’t allow me to translate what this guy code really means. ugh.


  50. - Rudy’s teeth - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 10:59 am:

    DeVore’s smarmy face with the ladies…ugh.


  51. - Moved East - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:00 am:

    JS Mill you beat me to it - His tattoo must say “Libertine” it is too perfect for this picture.


  52. - Hecubus - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:00 am:

    Here’s where your $5k each to get on the lawsuit bandwagon went


  53. - Southern - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:01 am:

    Making excellent choices with the $850,000 in legal fees he collected.


  54. - BigD - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:07 am:

    Does he have a tat on his chest that says “NO RAGRETS” know what I’m sayin?


  55. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:08 am:

    🎶🎵 Win or lose, the checks still cash the same 🎵🎶


  56. - Three Dimensional Checkers - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:08 am:

    Three attractive women pose with a man who looks like a deformed egg for unknown reasons.


  57. - Publius - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:10 am:

    Maybe he will want to stay out in the People’s Republic of California and not come back. There is a lot of money to be made out there.


  58. - Jocko - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:16 am:

    Tom better add some flair if he plans on beating Don ‘Magic’ Juan at this year’s Players Ball.


  59. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:18 am:

    The “Magic Mike” reboot isn’t what I expected


  60. - Wensicia - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:20 am:

    Might as well face it, I’m addicted to self-love.


  61. - Jabes - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:21 am:

    OW’s comment about Magic Mike is priceless. I needed that laugh.


  62. - Nobody Sent - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:28 am:

    Ewwww… just ewwww….


  63. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:31 am:

    (Tips cap to - Jabes -)

    Who are the girls, Fredo?


  64. - Quizzical - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:33 am:

    Oh my gosh, when you kept saying his name, we thought you were Governor Pritzker!


  65. - northsider (the original) - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:33 am:

    With sincere apologies to Nickelback:

    I even cut my hair and changed my name
    ‘Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

    I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
    Just going after gum dang maskers
    Sign a couple autographs, so I can eat my meals for free…
    I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I’m gonna be a rock star


  66. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:35 am:

    DeVore Likes Nickelback


  67. - Glengarry - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:35 am:

    What a loser.


  68. - Montrose - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:37 am:

    “- Anonymous - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:09 am:

    Kind of bitter aren’t we people, someone having a good time in a picture should make you happy”

    I found DeVore’s target audience.


  69. - OldSmoky2 - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:41 am:

    I love my Sunday School class.


  70. - High Socks - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:45 am:

    Stay Classy


  71. - Chicago Blue - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:45 am:

    You ever look at a photo and feel like you can smell it?


  72. - Jocko - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:46 am:

    Now we know why DeVore couldn’t pay up when he bet Pritzker.


  73. - Roadrager - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:48 am:

    ==You ever look at a photo and feel like you can smell it?==

    Mango Habanero MD 20/20, an Axe body spray that smells like vape cartridges, and a sweat that’s been building since nine in the morning.


  74. - Responsa - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:49 am:

    Livin’ la vida loco–or loca.


  75. - Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 11:50 am:

    ===Stay Classy===

    I *think* this is what DeVore considers… classy.

    Why else would hearts need to be eaten?


  76. - NonAFSCMEStateEmployeeFromChatham - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 12:15 pm:

    “My Attorney has Three Girlfriends and one of them is mine: Next on Springer.”


  77. - Big Dipper - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 12:19 pm:

    Influencers Cast in Remake of “Elephant Man.”


  78. - Rudy’s teeth - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 12:36 pm:

    Bet the influencers are photoshopping DeVore out of the picture. Posing with DeVore will certainly destroy their brand.


  79. - Transplant - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 12:41 pm:

    “Thomas DeVore: A Midlife Crisis in Photos”


  80. - Strategy Geek - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:08 pm:

    What woman could resist? And just think if he wins a seat on the appellate court how excited his law clerks will be when he invites them out for drinks after work.


  81. - Give Us Barabbas - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:08 pm:

    He is about to hit you up to buy scented candles and overpriced leggings, you can pay for with crypto.


  82. - Amalia - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:10 pm:

    hey, Tom, remember when you file your lawsuits that the year says 2021. we are no longer in Boogie Nights territory.


  83. - Demoralized - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:22 pm:

    There’s only one word needed for a caption: Scuzzball


  84. - NonAFSCMEStateEmployeeFromChatham - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:25 pm:

    “How would the three of you like to come to my suite for a little ‘attorney-client privilege.’”?


  85. - Rudy’s teeth - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:30 pm:

    Creepy Uncle Tommy crashed the party, showed us his tattoos, and insisted we take a picture with him. Ick.


  86. - South of Springfield - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:37 pm:

    “These ladies couldn’t believe what kids are being taught in schools about Critical Race Theory!”


  87. - JS Mill - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:37 pm:

    “Billy Bush called, he has a Devore tape he would like to share.”


  88. - Former Downstater - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 1:46 pm:

    “Ewwwww. When I took this gig, no one said I would have to touch it.”


  89. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 2:28 pm:

    When I think of the dignity and gravitas required in an appellate court justice, I always imagine a scene like this. (s/)


  90. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 2:30 pm:

    Who knew a Republican could be so Clintonesque?


  91. - Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 2:33 pm:

    Just havin’ a little legitimate political discourse.


  92. - Southern - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 2:37 pm:

    Well the first thing you know ol’ Tom’s a millionaire.
    The kinfolk said, “Tom move away from there”
    Said, “Californy is the place you ought to be.”
    So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.
    Hills, that is. Swimmin’ pools, movie stars.


  93. - thisjustinagain - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 3:21 pm:

    “I’ll bring sexual stereotypes to the bench.”


  94. - atbat - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 3:30 pm:

    “The Judgment of Paris” has been found at the Bizarro World Museum.


  95. - Rudy’s teeth - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 3:34 pm:

    Uncle Tommy promised us designer bags if we smiled and took a picture with him. Eek.


  96. - Hack in the Back - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 4:29 pm:

    Doesn’t he make you proud?


  97. - Dotnonymous - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 4:44 pm:

    Doctor…my eyes.


  98. - Independent - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 4:45 pm:

    “Hey ladies, I got more tats where these came from!”


  99. - Independent - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 4:54 pm:

    “I feel a second hand on my right shoulder, gross. That wasn’t part of the deal.”


  100. - Who else - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 5:14 pm:

    Ew, no.


  101. - NonAFSCMEStateEmployeeFromChatham - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 5:37 pm:

    DeVore is auditioning as the star of the new TV nighttime drama, “Louisville” as the villianous lead character T.R.


  102. - Rudy’s teeth - Tuesday, Feb 8, 22 @ 5:57 pm:

    Well, we know who drew the short straws and got stuck next to Uncle Tommy.


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