I’m not sure what you mean about working across the aisle, but I’m standing right in the dang middle of it and I bet you liberal reporters won’t give me any credit for it.
considering both are in virtually every food you eat you should too. But you are from the City so you make fun of the folks that actually feed the world.
- Don't Bloc Me In - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:25 pm:
“Can I get a few volunteers to push the bus to the nearest station with diesel? I guess we let it idle a bit too long in the parking lot. There’s a wholesome bottle of water for ya’ afterwards.”
Today is from Ecclesiastes Chapter one:
I the Preacher was king over Israel in Jerusalem. And I gave my heart to seek and to search out by wisdom concerning all things that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith. I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and behold all is vanity and vexation of spirit. That which is crooked cannot be made straight: and that which is wanting cannot be numbered.
I’m sorry, that was too long? Vote for me. Ok, what’s the next county?
- AC - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:38 pm:
Jokers to the right…wait, why is there no one to my right?
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:39 pm:
36% said white people? I don’t know, but that’s gotta be good for me.
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:39 pm:
“We’re gonna clean up Springfield, but first we need a clean up in Aisle 3 by the bird seed..”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:41 pm:
“You know who my voters are…”
- Baloneymous - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:42 pm:
If you think my look is 1960s Alabama, it’s intentional.
- JS Mill - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:42 pm:
I am here to announce that farm and fleet will finally be selling manssiere’s in aisle six.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:43 pm:
“I know what I said about Chicago. Old, angry, white, rural folks agree, and that’s all that matters to me”
- Nick - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:45 pm:
“A vote for Irvin is a vote for Pritzker.”
- JS Mill - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:46 pm:
Bailey- “yes, the only way I can lose this election is if it is stolen from me.”
“If that doesn’t get me the Trump endorsement nothing will.”
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:46 pm:
“I’m getting second billing to Miller (no relation)? Need to up my crazy game.”
- Hope - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:47 pm:
We are here to ensure that the GOP remains in the super small minority caucus in Springfield.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:47 pm:
“Yes, it’s fair to say the ILGOP will likely never be the same after July 1st”
- Keyrock - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:47 pm:
No, not that Miller. No relation.
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:47 pm:
I need a price check on paper towels.
- Rich Miller - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:48 pm:
Please, friends, don’t squeeze the Charmin.
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:48 pm:
“Trussell? Trussell who?”
- Hank Sauer - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:49 pm:
Waste of money by all for ads . Consultants like the gig but in the end the Dems win easy , this is Illinois
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:49 pm:
“Insurrection, Out-Surrection, I want voters who believe in the resurrection… my tent revivals in all 102 counties will show that…”
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:50 pm:
“Sign makers who only use blue and red ink are our nation’s backbone.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:50 pm:
“Cleanup on aisle 8”
“Tell then we are in aisle eight”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:52 pm:
“Oh. Hey. Everyone, it’s Jim Durkin. Hey Jim”
- Norseman - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:53 pm:
Crazy and Crazier
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:54 pm:
“I’m taking questions here, paper towers and toilet paper, Mary Miller is in the linen and sheets sections to take your questions there”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:55 pm:
Got any red hoses? All I see are these blue ones…
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:57 pm:
I’m not sure what you mean about working across the aisle, but I’m standing right in the dang middle of it and I bet you liberal reporters won’t give me any credit for it.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:00 pm:
“Mary Miller will be here shortly, she’s buying some tiki torches right now…”
- JS Mill - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:01 pm:
“If I am elected governor it will be historic, I will be the first non-English speaker elected governor in Illinois.”
- Rudy’s teeth - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:02 pm:
Quite a step down from the ambiance at the Palmer House…eh, Darren.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:04 pm:
“That’ll be a job, when I win, for my ambassador to Chicago to handle”
- anon2 - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:06 pm:
After four governors in a row from Chicago, it’s time for a good old downstater to fix what’s broke.
- Bruce( no not him) - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:07 pm:
While I’m here, can i get some bolts and nuts?
What do you mean, all the nuts came in with me?
- PublicServant - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:10 pm:
Come to the Farm & Fleet for your hayseed and manure needs.
- DEE - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:10 pm:
Bailey seen asking, “What aisle are the flamethower refill canisters in?”
- btowntruth from forgottonia - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:14 pm:
Lonesome Rhodes can’t find the Cracker Barrel so this will do.
- btowntruth from forgottonia - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:18 pm:
From 0:07 to 0:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zzCQLyNnIg
- Former Downstater - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:19 pm:
“This ice cream cone in front of my face might not taste good, but it sure makes my voice sound loud.”
- Former Downstater - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:20 pm:
“Hey ya’ll, the horsey stuff that stops COVID is in aisle 4.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:21 pm:
“I’m also proud to have the endorsement of each and every phony Dan Proft, Brian Timpone newspaper. That’s big”
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:52 pm:
“You got any of those little pine tree air fresheners? It’s hot and the bus is getting a little ripe.”
- Levois J - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:02 pm:
Part of me wants to call that store Bailey-mart!
- CubsFan16 - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:08 pm:
Who is paying for those joint Miller/Bailey yard signs? Hopefully they are following campaign finance laws.
- Just a guy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:11 pm:
“You’re welcome J.B…I just saved you about $50 million in advertising that you’re not going to need to spend now come July.”
- rtov - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:22 pm:
“… and that is why I love corn AND soybeans.”
- Vote Quimby - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:23 pm:
I am aware a google engineer was suspended for saying I was sentient, but I am here to say he is wrong
- AC - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:26 pm:
“Oh look, they carry the same brand of N95s we use at our COVID safe farm, I should grab a couple boxes of them while I’m here.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:29 pm:
“I’m the only Republican candidate who’s level-headed. Just put a level on my crewcut and you’ll find I’m right on the bubble.”
- Dotnonymous - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:38 pm:
“Here come old flat top
He come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball
He one holy roller”
- MisterJayEm - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:43 pm:
“Are there any questions that aren’t about whether Hitler was right? Anyone?”
– MrJM
- prairiedog - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:53 pm:
- rtov - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:22 pm:
“… and that is why I love corn AND soybeans.”
considering both are in virtually every food you eat you should too. But you are from the City so you make fun of the folks that actually feed the world.
- NorthsideNoMore - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:59 pm:
Clean up in aisle 4
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:00 pm:
“Define Critical Race Theory? Umm…that would be…make sure your pit crew has plenty of gas on hand.”
- Commissar Gritty - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:02 pm:
This is literally the only instance where I would prefer the “Miller” be Dennis, rather than the Husband & Wife Insurrection Team
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:05 pm:
“I have in my possession a faded photograph of a 9 year-old Richard Irvin in a Paul Simon Halloween costume.”
- Rich Miller - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:06 pm:
===so you make fun of the folks===
Your victimhood is tiresome.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:07 pm:
“As for who TP’ed my bus last night, a certain group of fellas down at the grain elevator are high on my suspect list.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:09 pm:
“Well, yes, of course he IS deceased, but if he wasn’t, Junior Sample would have made a great Lt. governor.”
- Steve - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:12 pm:
Babylon Bee Admits Darren Bailey Inspired Pregnant Ken Doll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sglMO4-paHE
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:13 pm:
“Sir, I am proud to say I’m so conservative, I make J.Edgar Hoover look like a pinko.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:15 pm:
“Have I watched any of the Jan. 6 hearings? No, the rabbit ears on my Philco can’t pick up those stations.”
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:16 pm:
-the folks that actually feed the world-
Farming does deserve respect, but “feeding the world” is one thing and leading it is another.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:18 pm:
“Well, thanks for noticing. No, my pocket protector is out to the cleaners.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:20 pm:
“I didn’t get an ‘Amen’ from this guy”
- Henry Francis - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:27 pm:
To be honest, Bailey was a little disappointed when the bus pulled into the Four Seasons hardware store for this campaign event.
- thisjustinagain - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:27 pm:
“Bailey shows one of many campaign signs soon to be donated to local recycling bins throughout Illinois”
- Stones - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:28 pm:
“Yes, it is true that I get mistaken for Michael Douglas in Falling Down quite often”.
- danray - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:33 pm:
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
- Ducky LaMoore - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:45 pm:
Okay, it is time to bury these campaigns once and for all….
“We are all Cardinals fans.”
- Ducky LaMoore - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:52 pm:
“I bought this shirt at Dollar General.”
- Ducky LaMoore - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:54 pm:
“Everyone thinks its cool to look like their dad’s high school senior picture.”
- Arsenal - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:00 pm:
== But you are from the City so you make fun of the folks that actually feed the world.==
I must’ve missed something.
- Tulip96 - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:01 pm:
Blue light special on nuts, aisle 6.
- Don't Bloc Me In - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:25 pm:
“Can I get a few volunteers to push the bus to the nearest station with diesel? I guess we let it idle a bit too long in the parking lot. There’s a wholesome bottle of water for ya’ afterwards.”
- JS Mill - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:44 pm:
=so you make fun of the folks that actually feed the world.=
Thanks to farm subsidies funded by my tax dollars.
“Yes ma’am, I can help put that bag of bird seed in the back of your buick.”
- Lyrker - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:53 pm:
Today is from Ecclesiastes Chapter one:
I the Preacher was king over Israel in Jerusalem. And I gave my heart to seek and to search out by wisdom concerning all things that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith. I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and behold all is vanity and vexation of spirit. That which is crooked cannot be made straight: and that which is wanting cannot be numbered.
I’m sorry, that was too long? Vote for me. Ok, what’s the next county?
- MisterJayEm - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 11:55 pm:
“But you are from the City so you make fun of the folks that actually feed the world.”
And apparently you are from a vineyard because you brought enough whine for everybody.
– MrJM