Question of the day
Thursday, Feb 25, 2010 - Posted by Rich Miller * Devise bumper sticker slogans for both the Pat Quinn and Bill Brady gubernatorial campaigns. Snark heavily encouraged. …Adding… Since he got 10 percent last time and might do pretty well this time, we should probably include Green Party candidate Rich Whitney.
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- George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:34 pm:
Bill Brady - Pay our bills, but don’t read my bills!
- George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:35 pm:
Pat Quinn - Support the referendum to keep me as Governor!
- KC - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:36 pm:
Brady/Plummer - Wood is Good
- Bubs - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:37 pm:
VOTE QUINN: A Puppy, Not a Puppy Killer!
- tominchicago - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:37 pm:
Vote Bill Brady — He has the Final Solution for pet overpopulation
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:38 pm:
Quinn 2010: My Running Mate Has More Experience Than Theirs
- Ozzie - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:38 pm:
Brady/Plummer- Hill/Billies
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:39 pm:
Brady - Lock up your dogs!
Quinn - Free the prisoners!
- Antiochian - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm:
Take Our State Back from Chicago!
Vote Brady / Plummer!
- Just wondering - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm:
Brady/Quinn 2010 - Is this the best we can do?
- George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm:
Brady 2010 - Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed, or neutered, or gassed.
- Antiochian - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:41 pm:
Were Not Done Wrecking IL!
Elect Quinn and Someone we didn’t get to drop out!
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:42 pm:
Brady 2010: Leave the exhaust hose, take the cannoli.
- George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:45 pm:
thpppt
- Not George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm:
Quinn 2010: You got no business? F-you, pay me. You had a fire? F-you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning? F-you, pay me.
- sal says - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm:
Quinn and Quit
- WOW - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm:
Quinn/”your name here” 2010
Brady/ some kid 2010
- George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:47 pm:
Brady 2010: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
- A.B, - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:48 pm:
The People vs. Quinn / Brady…you be the judge.
- Montrose - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:51 pm:
Quinn 2010: Isn’t Jesse White Great?
Brady 2010: My Running Mate Likes Puppies, So Now I Do Too.
- Plutocrat03 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:51 pm:
Quinn : I supported Blago before I dumped him
- Former Card Carrying Repub - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:52 pm:
Brady/Plummer - Seriously! We are the Republican Candidates for IL Governor/Lt. Governor!
- George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:52 pm:
Brady 2010: Yeah, I don’t believe I won the nomination either.
- disgusted in chi boogie - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:56 pm:
Vote for Quinn (or not…never make a decision that you can put off for 20-30 years)!
- South of Sherman - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:57 pm:
Quinn 2010: Don’t Release ME Early
Brady 2010: Killing State Government In Order To Save It
- Anon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:58 pm:
This was posted in the past for Brady’s primary bid, so I can’t take credit, but I just thought whoever said it was hilarious.
Brady/Plummer 2010: Nuke Chicago!
- OdysseusVL - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:59 pm:
Brady: The Emissions From This Vehicle Will Not Impact Global Temps
Quinn: If This Car Crashes, I Blame (but don’t fire) Somebody Else
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:02 pm:
Brady 2010: Child on board
Quinn 2010: Nobody on board
- TaxMeMore - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:02 pm:
What, no attention for Rich Whitney even when the goal is to be funny?
Quinn - I’ll do something useful eventually, maybe.
Brady - Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, taxes.
Whitney - I’m not a Socialist now, but even if I were, could I seriously be any worse?
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:03 pm:
TaxMeMore, you’re right. I’ll add to the q.
- train111 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:03 pm:
Quinn/insert name here–”Flip Flopping Flounders-no position we will not take”
Brady/Plummmer–”Reviving Attilla the Hun and Gengis Khan like it was 1310″
- Old Town Joe - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:04 pm:
Either: I’m not Blagojevich
- Stuck with Sen. CPA - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:05 pm:
Quinn 2010: Super 8′ing It Across the Land of Lincoln
Brady 2010: Skyping from Springfield
- From the Floor - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:06 pm:
Brady 2010 - Going down the drain faster with the help of a Plummer.
- South of Mason Dixon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:06 pm:
Brady: 20% of republicans voted for me…so should you!
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:07 pm:
If only Cohen was still around, then it would be:
“The Hooker in the trunk wants you to vote Quinn/Cohen 2010″
- Prognosis Negative - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:08 pm:
Quinn - And you thought Blago was incompetent
Brady - Say no to gay marriage, or I will kill your puppy
- Montrose - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:08 pm:
Quinn/Lassie 2010: The Choice is Clear
- Prognosis Negative - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:10 pm:
Whitney - With these two clowns running, I might hit 15%
- Unreliable Sources - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:12 pm:
Quinn in ‘10
Illinois Can’t Afford Another Governor with Hair
Brady/Plummer
‘Cuz We Promise to Visit Chicago At Least Once in 4 Years
- xdtact - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:15 pm:
Brady/Plummer: The OTHER Brady campaign.
Quinn/??: As useless as an expired super 8 VIP card.
Rich Whitney: A blank slate for IL - Not even I know who I am
- Montrose - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:15 pm:
Whitney 2010: The Only Pro Gay Puppy Marriage Candidate
- TaxMeMore - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:17 pm:
Thank you, Rich, you’re better than most and its not easy, I understand. Not many are in the habit yet of thinking like that since the Greens being legally “equal” in Illinois is new and rare.
Whitney - Let Me Debate
Brady - Let Whitney Debate
Quinn - Donate to Stufflebeam
- George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:18 pm:
Quinn 2010 - I’m greener than you!
Whitney 2010 - No you’re not!
Quinn 2010 - Am too!
- it's true - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:20 pm:
Brady: “A chicken in every pot and a gas chamber for every stray”
Also Brady: “Ask me about my final solution for your coyote problem”
- Small Town Liberal - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:23 pm:
Brady/Whitney - Together we can beat Pat Quinn
- anon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:25 pm:
Brady/Plummer - 2010 Gas it or Club it with a 2×4
Quinn 2010 - Soy Boy performs solo
- Retired - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:28 pm:
Dweedledumb and Dweedledee - name the party
- Plain and simple - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:34 pm:
Brady-Who Let those Dogs Out?
Quinn-I Am Not Blago!
- dupage dan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:40 pm:
Vote for me, Pat Quinn, because “you like me, you really do”.
Jumpin’ Jack Flash, it’s a gas…vote for Brady.
Oh, please, Mr Wizard, I don’t want to live in Illinois anymore!…Vote for Vallas.
A vote for the Green Party is a vote for Lyndon Larouche…vote for PQ.
- Pelon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:42 pm:
Based on their respective approaches to the budget problem:
Quinn - Incompetence over Ignorance!
Brady - Ignorance over Incompetence!
- Anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:43 pm:
Quinn 2010 - woot!
Brady 2010 - woof!
- Way Way Down Here - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:44 pm:
Brady: Vote for me or the puppy gets it.
Quinn: You know me—-right?
- Commonsense in Illinois - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:47 pm:
Quinn: Not just another pretty face
Brady: Just another pretty face
Whitney: Pick me, pick me…
- Ivory-billed Woodpecker - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:48 pm:
Quinn for Governor. Let the experiment run its course.
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:54 pm:
Quinn 2010 - Illinois Hoi-Polloi Enjoy Soy-Boy!
Brady 2010 - What’s That Smell?
- Joe from Joliet - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:55 pm:
Brady ‘10:
Thank YOU, DuPAGE County!
- TJ - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:58 pm:
Brady - Vote for me….. or Fluffy will get it!
Quinn - Don’t change horses midstream of a crisis we caused
- Anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:59 pm:
Whitney: Dog Friendly!
Quinn: Dog Tired.
Brady: Dog Gone!!!
- One of the 35 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:00 pm:
Both Brady and Quinn - I’m part of the problem but trust me, I can fix it!
- PalosParkBob - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:03 pm:
Vote Quinn-because you have too much money!
Vote Brady-unless you’re a Gay dog owner!
Vote Quinn-He needs more time to learn the job!
Vote Brady-Doing nothing is sometimes better than the WRONG THING!
- Good Thinkin' Lincoln - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:04 pm:
“Brady - My hair is better than Blago’s”
“Quinn - I’ll bring back the Super 8 VIP card”
- Cubs2010 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:07 pm:
Quinn: Looking out for Veterans.
Brady: Looking of for Veterinarian Donors.
- Cubs2010 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:07 pm:
out*
- Irish - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:17 pm:
Brady - Look a dead kitty
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:19 pm:
I think Irish wins. lol
- Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:23 pm:
Quinn or Brady:
I Won’t Let Political Experience Get in the Way of Bad Governing
- Jake from Elwood - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:28 pm:
Quinn–When Populism Attacks
Brady–Who needs the collar counties?
Whitney–No Relation to the cotton gin guy
- jerry 101 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:33 pm:
These bumper stickers look a lot alike…
Brady 2010 - Really!!
Quinn 2010 - Really!!
- Irish - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:34 pm:
Quinn - IMAPAHDGMARFSBNITALW
Translated -If Mike’s Admendment Passes And He Doesn’t Give Me A Replacement For SLC Before November I’m Toast And Lisa Wins.
- anon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:36 pm:
Brady/Plummer in 2010: Because Schock wanted to be a Congressman
Quinn/(insert name here): Because Lisa wanted to be the Attorney General
- Bump this - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:37 pm:
Quinn to Win in 2010: I won’t kill your puppies
- Justice - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:38 pm:
Quinn: Stick with me and I’ll stick it to you!
Brady: You want change…I can change…I think?
- anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:40 pm:
Vote Green: we don’t kill kittens and don’t care about Madigan
- Njardar - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:42 pm:
Quinn 2010: Why we want no more Lt. Governors
- Justice - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:42 pm:
Brady: Happy, not gay
Quinn: An almost, sorta, kinda balanced budget
- Anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:44 pm:
Quinn: ” Abortions for all.”
Brady: ” no abortions for anyone.”
Whitney: “Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.”
- Ghost - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:45 pm:
The above anonymous was me
and the lines are from the simpsons
- bump this - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:49 pm:
no dead puppy, no higher taxes, no other choice - vote for Whitney
- Prognosis Negative - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:52 pm:
Quinn - I’m not Blago, even though I ran with him twice and kept all his people on staff.
Brady - Gas chambers aren’t cruel. A burlap sack thrown in a creek, now that’s cruel.
- unspun - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:53 pm:
Quinn: End Pet Projects
Brady: Kill All Pets
- Irish - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:56 pm:
Whitney - Why? Because I’m not them.
Whitney - Kermit is my Lt Gov.
Whitney - The Ultimate Downstater
Whitney - Green side up.
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:58 pm:
Brady 2010 - Ask Me About My Free Fur Coat Offer!
Quinn 2010 - Ask Me About My Free Fur Coat Offer!
Green 2010 - Ask Me About My Hemp Shirt Offer!
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:03 pm:
Brady 2010 - Big Man South Of I-80
Quinn 2010 - Big Man North Of I-80
Green 2010 - Big Man South Of I-24
- Peoria Joe - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:07 pm:
Brady-NOT from Chicago
- Peoria Joe - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:08 pm:
Quinn-Not Blago
Green-Not Quinn or Brady
- downstate hack - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:11 pm:
Quinn/It’s only $11 billion, we can borrow
Brady/ It only $11 billion we can cut
- Pat Robertson - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:15 pm:
Quinn & Quinn in 2010 — I’ll be my own Lt. Governor and my own ankle biter!
- Captain Flume - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:38 pm:
Quinn- I worked with a joker but I’m no Harley
- Njardar - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:44 pm:
Quinn 2010: A Governor, Not a Convict
- zatoichi - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:59 pm:
Whitney - I see daylight.
Brady - Cutting down to size
Quinn - Balanced, Consistent, Flexible
- Captain Flume - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:00 pm:
Quinn in ‘10– Renewal and Reform, We’ll Try It Again!
- Fed Up - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:02 pm:
Brady - Erase the Debt - Close Down State Government!
Quinn - The confused candidate
- Springfield-DB - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:04 pm:
Quinn / No one 2010: Hey Mikey, he likes it!
- Alvin - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:15 pm:
Rich Whitney: Not A Communist Anymore
- Some Guy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:29 pm:
Brady (R., Walmart): “Always the lowest price”.
Quinn: “I only use Super-8 Motels to sleep in.”
“Whitney: When you want Brady to win, but don’t want to register as a republican”.
- one day at a time - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:48 pm:
Brady: I don’t brake for puppies, gays or liberals
Quinn: I don’t know, what was the question again?
- Wumpus - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:51 pm:
Quinn-Idiot Sandwich -Blago/Quinn/Cohen
- just sayin' - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:51 pm:
Brady: “Run Spot run! No, seriously Spot. I mean it. Run. Run as fast as you can for God sake.”
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:52 pm:
For Brady: “The Fido Solution”
For Quinn: “It’s got to get better eventually”
For Whitney: “Vote Green — before it’s too late”
- wordslinger - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:28 pm:
Brady: “On your side, until the last dog dies>.”
Quinn: “No prisoners!”
Whitney: “I can’t believe I’m losing to these guys.”
- polisciguy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:28 pm:
Whitney - For Hemp
Quinn - For Soy
Brady - Against Everything You’re For
- polisciguy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:40 pm:
Quinn - I’m Not A Crook
Brady - I’m Not In Cook
- Phineas J. Whoopee - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 8:52 pm:
Brady 2010
Fighting to Gas Gay Married Puppies
- Arthur Andersen - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 9:33 pm:
Quinn/????: Who Let the Dogs Out? We Did!
Brady/Plummer: No Soy Boys Here. Ask Lassie.
Whitney/?: Vote Greenie, not Weenie!
- Quizzical - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 11:18 pm:
Brady — Bill Brady, If you care enough to read this you’re about to swerve off the right side of the road.
Quinn — My governor, Pat Quinn, was an honor student at St. Edmund’s middle school
Whitney — If Rich Whitney were Governor, You could be smoking legal pot right now
- NormalRedefined - Friday, Feb 26, 10 @ 12:03 am:
Brady: “Cows are good for a lot.”
Plummer: “
- NormalRedefined - Friday, Feb 26, 10 @ 12:05 am:
Brady: I’m not Oberweis. Yet.