108 Comments - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:34 pm: Bill Brady - Pay our bills, but don’t read my bills! - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:35 pm: Pat Quinn - Support the referendum to keep me as Governor! - KC - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:36 pm: Brady/Plummer - Wood is Good - Bubs - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:37 pm: VOTE QUINN: A Puppy, Not a Puppy Killer! - tominchicago - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:37 pm: Vote Bill Brady — He has the Final Solution for pet overpopulation - Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:38 pm: Quinn 2010: My Running Mate Has More Experience Than Theirs - Ozzie - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:38 pm: Brady/Plummer- Hill/Billies - Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:39 pm: Brady - Lock up your dogs! Quinn - Free the prisoners! - Antiochian - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm: Take Our State Back from Chicago! Vote Brady / Plummer! - Just wondering - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm: Brady/Quinn 2010 - Is this the best we can do? - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm: Brady 2010 - Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed, or neutered, or gassed. - Antiochian - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:41 pm: Were Not Done Wrecking IL! Elect Quinn and Someone we didn’t get to drop out! - Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:42 pm: Brady 2010: Leave the exhaust hose, take the cannoli. - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:45 pm: thpppt - Not George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm: Quinn 2010: You got no business? F-you, pay me. You had a fire? F-you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning? F-you, pay me. - sal says - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm: Quinn and Quit - WOW - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm: Quinn/”your name here” 2010 Brady/ some kid 2010 - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:47 pm: Brady 2010: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - A.B, - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:48 pm: The People vs. Quinn / Brady…you be the judge. - Montrose - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:51 pm: Quinn 2010: Isn’t Jesse White Great? Brady 2010: My Running Mate Likes Puppies, So Now I Do Too. - Plutocrat03 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:51 pm: Quinn : I supported Blago before I dumped him - Former Card Carrying Repub - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:52 pm: Brady/Plummer - Seriously! We are the Republican Candidates for IL Governor/Lt. Governor! - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:52 pm: Brady 2010: Yeah, I don’t believe I won the nomination either. - disgusted in chi boogie - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:56 pm: Vote for Quinn (or not…never make a decision that you can put off for 20-30 years)! - South of Sherman - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:57 pm: Quinn 2010: Don’t Release ME Early Brady 2010: Killing State Government In Order To Save It - Anon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:58 pm: This was posted in the past for Brady’s primary bid, so I can’t take credit, but I just thought whoever said it was hilarious. Brady/Plummer 2010: Nuke Chicago! - OdysseusVL - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:59 pm: Brady: The Emissions From This Vehicle Will Not Impact Global Temps Quinn: If This Car Crashes, I Blame (but don’t fire) Somebody Else - Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:02 pm: Brady 2010: Child on board Quinn 2010: Nobody on board - TaxMeMore - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:02 pm: What, no attention for Rich Whitney even when the goal is to be funny? Quinn - I’ll do something useful eventually, maybe. Brady - Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, taxes. Whitney - I’m not a Socialist now, but even if I were, could I seriously be any worse? - Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:03 pm: TaxMeMore, you’re right. I’ll add to the q. - train111 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:03 pm: Quinn/insert name here–”Flip Flopping Flounders-no position we will not take” Brady/Plummmer–”Reviving Attilla the Hun and Gengis Khan like it was 1310″ - Old Town Joe - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:04 pm: Either: I’m not Blagojevich - Stuck with Sen. CPA - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:05 pm: Quinn 2010: Super 8′ing It Across the Land of Lincoln Brady 2010: Skyping from Springfield - From the Floor - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:06 pm: Brady 2010 - Going down the drain faster with the help of a Plummer. - South of Mason Dixon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:06 pm: Brady: 20% of republicans voted for me…so should you! - Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:07 pm: If only Cohen was still around, then it would be: “The Hooker in the trunk wants you to vote Quinn/Cohen 2010″ - Prognosis Negative - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:08 pm: Quinn - And you thought Blago was incompetent Brady - Say no to gay marriage, or I will kill your puppy - Montrose - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:08 pm: Quinn/Lassie 2010: The Choice is Clear - Prognosis Negative - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:10 pm: Whitney - With these two clowns running, I might hit 15% - Unreliable Sources - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:12 pm: Quinn in ‘10 Illinois Can’t Afford Another Governor with Hair Brady/Plummer ‘Cuz We Promise to Visit Chicago At Least Once in 4 Years - xdtact - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:15 pm: Brady/Plummer: The OTHER Brady campaign. Quinn/??: As useless as an expired super 8 VIP card. Rich Whitney: A blank slate for IL - Not even I know who I am - Montrose - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:15 pm: Whitney 2010: The Only Pro Gay Puppy Marriage Candidate - TaxMeMore - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:17 pm: Thank you, Rich, you’re better than most and its not easy, I understand. Not many are in the habit yet of thinking like that since the Greens being legally “equal” in Illinois is new and rare. Whitney - Let Me Debate Brady - Let Whitney Debate Quinn - Donate to Stufflebeam - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:18 pm: Quinn 2010 - I’m greener than you! Whitney 2010 - No you’re not! Quinn 2010 - Am too! - it's true - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:20 pm: Brady: “A chicken in every pot and a gas chamber for every stray” Also Brady: “Ask me about my final solution for your coyote problem” - Small Town Liberal - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:23 pm: Brady/Whitney - Together we can beat Pat Quinn - anon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:25 pm: Brady/Plummer - 2010 Gas it or Club it with a 2×4 Quinn 2010 - Soy Boy performs solo - Retired - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:28 pm: Dweedledumb and Dweedledee - name the party - Plain and simple - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:34 pm: Brady-Who Let those Dogs Out? Quinn-I Am Not Blago! - dupage dan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:40 pm: Vote for me, Pat Quinn, because “you like me, you really do”. Jumpin’ Jack Flash, it’s a gas…vote for Brady. Oh, please, Mr Wizard, I don’t want to live in Illinois anymore!…Vote for Vallas. A vote for the Green Party is a vote for Lyndon Larouche…vote for PQ. - Pelon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:42 pm: Based on their respective approaches to the budget problem: Quinn - Incompetence over Ignorance! Brady - Ignorance over Incompetence! - Anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:43 pm: Quinn 2010 - woot! Brady 2010 - woof! - Way Way Down Here - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:44 pm: Brady: Vote for me or the puppy gets it. Quinn: You know me—-right? - Commonsense in Illinois - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:47 pm: Quinn: Not just another pretty face Brady: Just another pretty face Whitney: Pick me, pick me… - Ivory-billed Woodpecker - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:48 pm: Quinn for Governor. Let the experiment run its course. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:54 pm: Quinn 2010 - Illinois Hoi-Polloi Enjoy Soy-Boy! Brady 2010 - What’s That Smell? - Joe from Joliet - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:55 pm: Brady ‘10: Thank YOU, DuPAGE County! - TJ - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:58 pm: Brady - Vote for me….. or Fluffy will get it! Quinn - Don’t change horses midstream of a crisis we caused - Anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:59 pm: Whitney: Dog Friendly! Quinn: Dog Tired. Brady: Dog Gone!!! - One of the 35 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:00 pm: Both Brady and Quinn - I’m part of the problem but trust me, I can fix it! - PalosParkBob - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:03 pm: Vote Quinn-because you have too much money! Vote Brady-unless you’re a Gay dog owner! Vote Quinn-He needs more time to learn the job! Vote Brady-Doing nothing is sometimes better than the WRONG THING! - Good Thinkin' Lincoln - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:04 pm: “Brady - My hair is better than Blago’s” “Quinn - I’ll bring back the Super 8 VIP card” - Cubs2010 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:07 pm: Quinn: Looking out for Veterans. Brady: Looking of for Veterinarian Donors. - Cubs2010 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:07 pm: out* - Irish - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:17 pm: Brady - Look a dead kitty - Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:19 pm: I think Irish wins. lol - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:23 pm: Quinn or Brady: I Won’t Let Political Experience Get in the Way of Bad Governing - Jake from Elwood - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:28 pm: Quinn–When Populism Attacks Brady–Who needs the collar counties? Whitney–No Relation to the cotton gin guy - jerry 101 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:33 pm: These bumper stickers look a lot alike… Brady 2010 - Really!! Quinn 2010 - Really!! - Irish - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:34 pm: Quinn - IMAPAHDGMARFSBNITALW Translated -If Mike’s Admendment Passes And He Doesn’t Give Me A Replacement For SLC Before November I’m Toast And Lisa Wins. - anon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:36 pm: Brady/Plummer in 2010: Because Schock wanted to be a Congressman Quinn/(insert name here): Because Lisa wanted to be the Attorney General - Bump this - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:37 pm: Quinn to Win in 2010: I won’t kill your puppies - Justice - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:38 pm: Quinn: Stick with me and I’ll stick it to you! Brady: You want change…I can change…I think? - anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:40 pm: Vote Green: we don’t kill kittens and don’t care about Madigan - Njardar - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:42 pm: Quinn 2010: Why we want no more Lt. Governors - Justice - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:42 pm: Brady: Happy, not gay Quinn: An almost, sorta, kinda balanced budget - Anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:44 pm: Quinn: ” Abortions for all.” Brady: ” no abortions for anyone.” Whitney: “Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.” - Ghost - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:45 pm: The above anonymous was me and the lines are from the simpsons - bump this - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:49 pm: no dead puppy, no higher taxes, no other choice - vote for Whitney - Prognosis Negative - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:52 pm: Quinn - I’m not Blago, even though I ran with him twice and kept all his people on staff. Brady - Gas chambers aren’t cruel. A burlap sack thrown in a creek, now that’s cruel. - unspun - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:53 pm: Quinn: End Pet Projects Brady: Kill All Pets - Irish - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:56 pm: Whitney - Why? Because I’m not them. Whitney - Kermit is my Lt Gov. Whitney - The Ultimate Downstater Whitney - Green side up. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:58 pm: Brady 2010 - Ask Me About My Free Fur Coat Offer! Quinn 2010 - Ask Me About My Free Fur Coat Offer! Green 2010 - Ask Me About My Hemp Shirt Offer! - VanillaMan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:03 pm: Brady 2010 - Big Man South Of I-80 Quinn 2010 - Big Man North Of I-80 Green 2010 - Big Man South Of I-24 - Peoria Joe - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:07 pm: Brady-NOT from Chicago - Peoria Joe - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:08 pm: Quinn-Not Blago Green-Not Quinn or Brady - downstate hack - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:11 pm: Quinn/It’s only $11 billion, we can borrow Brady/ It only $11 billion we can cut - Pat Robertson - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:15 pm: Quinn & Quinn in 2010 — I’ll be my own Lt. Governor and my own ankle biter! - Captain Flume - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:38 pm: Quinn- I worked with a joker but I’m no Harley - Njardar - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:44 pm: Quinn 2010: A Governor, Not a Convict - zatoichi - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:59 pm: Whitney - I see daylight. Brady - Cutting down to size Quinn - Balanced, Consistent, Flexible - Captain Flume - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:00 pm: Quinn in ‘10– Renewal and Reform, We’ll Try It Again! - Fed Up - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:02 pm: Brady - Erase the Debt - Close Down State Government! Quinn - The confused candidate - Springfield-DB - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:04 pm: Quinn / No one 2010: Hey Mikey, he likes it! - Alvin - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:15 pm: Rich Whitney: Not A Communist Anymore - Some Guy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:29 pm: Brady (R., Walmart): “Always the lowest price”. Quinn: “I only use Super-8 Motels to sleep in.” “Whitney: When you want Brady to win, but don’t want to register as a republican”. - one day at a time - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:48 pm: Brady: I don’t brake for puppies, gays or liberals Quinn: I don’t know, what was the question again? - Wumpus - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:51 pm: Quinn-Idiot Sandwich -Blago/Quinn/Cohen - just sayin' - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:51 pm: Brady: “Run Spot run! No, seriously Spot. I mean it. Run. Run as fast as you can for God sake.” - 47th Ward - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:52 pm: For Brady: “The Fido Solution” For Quinn: “It’s got to get better eventually” For Whitney: “Vote Green — before it’s too late” - wordslinger - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:28 pm: Brady: “On your side, until the last dog dies>.” Quinn: “No prisoners!” Whitney: “I can’t believe I’m losing to these guys.” - polisciguy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:28 pm: Whitney - For Hemp Quinn - For Soy Brady - Against Everything You’re For - polisciguy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:40 pm: Quinn - I’m Not A Crook Brady - I’m Not In Cook - Phineas J. Whoopee - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 8:52 pm: Brady 2010 Fighting to Gas Gay Married Puppies - Arthur Andersen - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 9:33 pm: Quinn/????: Who Let the Dogs Out? We Did! Brady/Plummer: No Soy Boys Here. Ask Lassie. Whitney/?: Vote Greenie, not Weenie! - Quizzical - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 11:18 pm: Brady — Bill Brady, If you care enough to read this you’re about to swerve off the right side of the road. Quinn — My governor, Pat Quinn, was an honor student at St. Edmund’s middle school Whitney — If Rich Whitney were Governor, You could be smoking legal pot right now - NormalRedefined - Friday, Feb 26, 10 @ 12:03 am: Brady: “Cows are good for a lot.” Plummer: “ - NormalRedefined - Friday, Feb 26, 10 @ 12:05 am: Brady: I’m not Oberweis. Yet. Sorry, comments for this post are now closed.