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Thursday, Feb 25, 2010

* Devise bumper sticker slogans for both the Pat Quinn and Bill Brady gubernatorial campaigns. Snark heavily encouraged.

…Adding… Since he got 10 percent last time and might do pretty well this time, we should probably include Green Party candidate Rich Whitney.

- Posted by Rich Miller        

108 Comments
  1. - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:34 pm:

    Bill Brady - Pay our bills, but don’t read my bills!


  2. - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:35 pm:

    Pat Quinn - Support the referendum to keep me as Governor!


  3. - KC - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:36 pm:

    Brady/Plummer - Wood is Good


  4. - Bubs - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:37 pm:

    VOTE QUINN: A Puppy, Not a Puppy Killer!


  5. - tominchicago - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:37 pm:

    Vote Bill Brady — He has the Final Solution for pet overpopulation


  6. - Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:38 pm:

    Quinn 2010: My Running Mate Has More Experience Than Theirs


  7. - Ozzie - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:38 pm:

    Brady/Plummer- Hill/Billies


  8. - Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:39 pm:

    Brady - Lock up your dogs!

    Quinn - Free the prisoners!


  9. - Antiochian - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm:

    Take Our State Back from Chicago!
    Vote Brady / Plummer!


  10. - Just wondering - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm:

    Brady/Quinn 2010 - Is this the best we can do?


  11. - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:40 pm:

    Brady 2010 - Help control the pet population, have your pet spayed, or neutered, or gassed.


  12. - Antiochian - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:41 pm:

    Were Not Done Wrecking IL!
    Elect Quinn and Someone we didn’t get to drop out!


  13. - Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:42 pm:

    Brady 2010: Leave the exhaust hose, take the cannoli.


  14. - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:45 pm:

    thpppt


  15. - Not George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm:

    Quinn 2010: You got no business? F-you, pay me. You had a fire? F-you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning? F-you, pay me.


  16. - sal says - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm:

    Quinn and Quit


  17. - WOW - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:46 pm:

    Quinn/”your name here” 2010

    Brady/ some kid 2010


  18. - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:47 pm:

    Brady 2010: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.


  19. - A.B, - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:48 pm:

    The People vs. Quinn / Brady…you be the judge.


  20. - Montrose - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:51 pm:

    Quinn 2010: Isn’t Jesse White Great?

    Brady 2010: My Running Mate Likes Puppies, So Now I Do Too.


  21. - Plutocrat03 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:51 pm:

    Quinn : I supported Blago before I dumped him


  22. - Former Card Carrying Repub - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:52 pm:

    Brady/Plummer - Seriously! We are the Republican Candidates for IL Governor/Lt. Governor!


  23. - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:52 pm:

    Brady 2010: Yeah, I don’t believe I won the nomination either.


  24. - disgusted in chi boogie - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:56 pm:

    Vote for Quinn (or not…never make a decision that you can put off for 20-30 years)!


  25. - South of Sherman - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:57 pm:

    Quinn 2010: Don’t Release ME Early

    Brady 2010: Killing State Government In Order To Save It


  26. - Anon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:58 pm:

    This was posted in the past for Brady’s primary bid, so I can’t take credit, but I just thought whoever said it was hilarious.

    Brady/Plummer 2010: Nuke Chicago!


  27. - OdysseusVL - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 12:59 pm:

    Brady: The Emissions From This Vehicle Will Not Impact Global Temps

    Quinn: If This Car Crashes, I Blame (but don’t fire) Somebody Else


  28. - Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:02 pm:

    Brady 2010: Child on board

    Quinn 2010: Nobody on board


  29. - TaxMeMore - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:02 pm:

    What, no attention for Rich Whitney even when the goal is to be funny?

    Quinn - I’ll do something useful eventually, maybe.

    Brady - Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, taxes.

    Whitney - I’m not a Socialist now, but even if I were, could I seriously be any worse?


  30. - Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:03 pm:

    TaxMeMore, you’re right. I’ll add to the q.


  31. - train111 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:03 pm:

    Quinn/insert name here–”Flip Flopping Flounders-no position we will not take”

    Brady/Plummmer–”Reviving Attilla the Hun and Gengis Khan like it was 1310″


  32. - Old Town Joe - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:04 pm:

    Either: I’m not Blagojevich


  33. - Stuck with Sen. CPA - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:05 pm:

    Quinn 2010: Super 8′ing It Across the Land of Lincoln

    Brady 2010: Skyping from Springfield


  34. - From the Floor - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:06 pm:

    Brady 2010 - Going down the drain faster with the help of a Plummer.


  35. - South of Mason Dixon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:06 pm:

    Brady: 20% of republicans voted for me…so should you!


  36. - Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:07 pm:

    If only Cohen was still around, then it would be:

    “The Hooker in the trunk wants you to vote Quinn/Cohen 2010″


  37. - Prognosis Negative - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:08 pm:

    Quinn - And you thought Blago was incompetent

    Brady - Say no to gay marriage, or I will kill your puppy


  38. - Montrose - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:08 pm:

    Quinn/Lassie 2010: The Choice is Clear


  39. - Prognosis Negative - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:10 pm:

    Whitney - With these two clowns running, I might hit 15%


  40. - Unreliable Sources - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:12 pm:

    Quinn in ‘10
    Illinois Can’t Afford Another Governor with Hair

    Brady/Plummer
    ‘Cuz We Promise to Visit Chicago At Least Once in 4 Years


  41. - xdtact - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:15 pm:

    Brady/Plummer: The OTHER Brady campaign.

    Quinn/??: As useless as an expired super 8 VIP card.

    Rich Whitney: A blank slate for IL - Not even I know who I am


  42. - Montrose - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:15 pm:

    Whitney 2010: The Only Pro Gay Puppy Marriage Candidate


  43. - TaxMeMore - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:17 pm:

    Thank you, Rich, you’re better than most and its not easy, I understand. Not many are in the habit yet of thinking like that since the Greens being legally “equal” in Illinois is new and rare.

    Whitney - Let Me Debate

    Brady - Let Whitney Debate

    Quinn - Donate to Stufflebeam


  44. - George - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:18 pm:

    Quinn 2010 - I’m greener than you!

    Whitney 2010 - No you’re not!

    Quinn 2010 - Am too!


  45. - it's true - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:20 pm:

    Brady: “A chicken in every pot and a gas chamber for every stray”

    Also Brady: “Ask me about my final solution for your coyote problem”


  46. - Small Town Liberal - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:23 pm:

    Brady/Whitney - Together we can beat Pat Quinn


  47. - anon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:25 pm:

    Brady/Plummer - 2010 Gas it or Club it with a 2×4

    Quinn 2010 - Soy Boy performs solo


  48. - Retired - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:28 pm:

    Dweedledumb and Dweedledee - name the party


  49. - Plain and simple - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:34 pm:

    Brady-Who Let those Dogs Out?
    Quinn-I Am Not Blago!


  50. - dupage dan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:40 pm:

    Vote for me, Pat Quinn, because “you like me, you really do”.

    Jumpin’ Jack Flash, it’s a gas…vote for Brady.

    Oh, please, Mr Wizard, I don’t want to live in Illinois anymore!…Vote for Vallas.

    A vote for the Green Party is a vote for Lyndon Larouche…vote for PQ.


  51. - Pelon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:42 pm:

    Based on their respective approaches to the budget problem:

    Quinn - Incompetence over Ignorance!

    Brady - Ignorance over Incompetence!


  52. - Anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:43 pm:

    Quinn 2010 - woot!
    Brady 2010 - woof!


  53. - Way Way Down Here - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:44 pm:

    Brady: Vote for me or the puppy gets it.

    Quinn: You know me—-right?


  54. - Commonsense in Illinois - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:47 pm:

    Quinn: Not just another pretty face
    Brady: Just another pretty face
    Whitney: Pick me, pick me…


  55. - Ivory-billed Woodpecker - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:48 pm:

    Quinn for Governor. Let the experiment run its course.


  56. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:54 pm:

    Quinn 2010 - Illinois Hoi-Polloi Enjoy Soy-Boy!

    Brady 2010 - What’s That Smell?


  57. - Joe from Joliet - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:55 pm:

    Brady ‘10:
    Thank YOU, DuPAGE County!


  58. - TJ - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:58 pm:

    Brady - Vote for me….. or Fluffy will get it!

    Quinn - Don’t change horses midstream of a crisis we caused


  59. - Anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 1:59 pm:

    Whitney: Dog Friendly!
    Quinn: Dog Tired.
    Brady: Dog Gone!!!


  60. - One of the 35 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:00 pm:

    Both Brady and Quinn - I’m part of the problem but trust me, I can fix it!


  61. - PalosParkBob - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:03 pm:

    Vote Quinn-because you have too much money!
    Vote Brady-unless you’re a Gay dog owner!

    Vote Quinn-He needs more time to learn the job!
    Vote Brady-Doing nothing is sometimes better than the WRONG THING!


  62. - Good Thinkin' Lincoln - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:04 pm:

    “Brady - My hair is better than Blago’s”

    “Quinn - I’ll bring back the Super 8 VIP card”


  63. - Cubs2010 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:07 pm:

    Quinn: Looking out for Veterans.

    Brady: Looking of for Veterinarian Donors.


  64. - Cubs2010 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:07 pm:

    out*


  65. - Irish - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:17 pm:

    Brady - Look a dead kitty


  66. - Rich Miller - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:19 pm:

    I think Irish wins. lol


  67. - Pot calling kettle - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:23 pm:

    Quinn or Brady:

    I Won’t Let Political Experience Get in the Way of Bad Governing


  68. - Jake from Elwood - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:28 pm:

    Quinn–When Populism Attacks

    Brady–Who needs the collar counties?

    Whitney–No Relation to the cotton gin guy


  69. - jerry 101 - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:33 pm:

    These bumper stickers look a lot alike…

    Brady 2010 - Really!!

    Quinn 2010 - Really!!


  70. - Irish - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:34 pm:

    Quinn - IMAPAHDGMARFSBNITALW

    Translated -If Mike’s Admendment Passes And He Doesn’t Give Me A Replacement For SLC Before November I’m Toast And Lisa Wins.


  71. - anon - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:36 pm:

    Brady/Plummer in 2010: Because Schock wanted to be a Congressman

    Quinn/(insert name here): Because Lisa wanted to be the Attorney General


  72. - Bump this - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:37 pm:

    Quinn to Win in 2010: I won’t kill your puppies


  73. - Justice - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:38 pm:

    Quinn: Stick with me and I’ll stick it to you!

    Brady: You want change…I can change…I think?


  74. - anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:40 pm:

    Vote Green: we don’t kill kittens and don’t care about Madigan


  75. - Njardar - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:42 pm:

    Quinn 2010: Why we want no more Lt. Governors


  76. - Justice - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:42 pm:

    Brady: Happy, not gay
    Quinn: An almost, sorta, kinda balanced budget


  77. - Anonymous - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:44 pm:

    Quinn: ” Abortions for all.”
    Brady: ” no abortions for anyone.”
    Whitney: “Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.”


  78. - Ghost - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:45 pm:

    The above anonymous was me :)

    and the lines are from the simpsons :)


  79. - bump this - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:49 pm:

    no dead puppy, no higher taxes, no other choice - vote for Whitney


  80. - Prognosis Negative - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:52 pm:

    Quinn - I’m not Blago, even though I ran with him twice and kept all his people on staff.

    Brady - Gas chambers aren’t cruel. A burlap sack thrown in a creek, now that’s cruel.


  81. - unspun - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:53 pm:

    Quinn: End Pet Projects
    Brady: Kill All Pets


  82. - Irish - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:56 pm:

    Whitney - Why? Because I’m not them.

    Whitney - Kermit is my Lt Gov.

    Whitney - The Ultimate Downstater

    Whitney - Green side up.


  83. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 2:58 pm:

    Brady 2010 - Ask Me About My Free Fur Coat Offer!
    Quinn 2010 - Ask Me About My Free Fur Coat Offer!
    Green 2010 - Ask Me About My Hemp Shirt Offer!


  84. - VanillaMan - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:03 pm:

    Brady 2010 - Big Man South Of I-80
    Quinn 2010 - Big Man North Of I-80
    Green 2010 - Big Man South Of I-24


  85. - Peoria Joe - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:07 pm:

    Brady-NOT from Chicago


  86. - Peoria Joe - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:08 pm:

    Quinn-Not Blago
    Green-Not Quinn or Brady


  87. - downstate hack - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:11 pm:

    Quinn/It’s only $11 billion, we can borrow

    Brady/ It only $11 billion we can cut


  88. - Pat Robertson - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:15 pm:

    Quinn & Quinn in 2010 — I’ll be my own Lt. Governor and my own ankle biter!


  89. - Captain Flume - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:38 pm:

    Quinn- I worked with a joker but I’m no Harley


  90. - Njardar - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:44 pm:

    Quinn 2010: A Governor, Not a Convict


  91. - zatoichi - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 3:59 pm:

    Whitney - I see daylight.
    Brady - Cutting down to size
    Quinn - Balanced, Consistent, Flexible


  92. - Captain Flume - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:00 pm:

    Quinn in ‘10– Renewal and Reform, We’ll Try It Again!


  93. - Fed Up - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:02 pm:

    Brady - Erase the Debt - Close Down State Government!

    Quinn - The confused candidate


  94. - Springfield-DB - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:04 pm:

    Quinn / No one 2010: Hey Mikey, he likes it!


  95. - Alvin - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 4:15 pm:

    Rich Whitney: Not A Communist Anymore


  96. - Some Guy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:29 pm:

    Brady (R., Walmart): “Always the lowest price”.

    Quinn: “I only use Super-8 Motels to sleep in.”

    “Whitney: When you want Brady to win, but don’t want to register as a republican”.


  97. - one day at a time - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:48 pm:

    Brady: I don’t brake for puppies, gays or liberals

    Quinn: I don’t know, what was the question again?


  98. - Wumpus - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:51 pm:

    Quinn-Idiot Sandwich -Blago/Quinn/Cohen


  99. - just sayin' - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:51 pm:

    Brady: “Run Spot run! No, seriously Spot. I mean it. Run. Run as fast as you can for God sake.”


  100. - 47th Ward - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 6:52 pm:

    For Brady: “The Fido Solution”

    For Quinn: “It’s got to get better eventually”

    For Whitney: “Vote Green — before it’s too late”


  101. - wordslinger - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:28 pm:

    Brady: “On your side, until the last dog dies>.”

    Quinn: “No prisoners!”

    Whitney: “I can’t believe I’m losing to these guys.”


  102. - polisciguy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:28 pm:

    Whitney - For Hemp
    Quinn - For Soy
    Brady - Against Everything You’re For


  103. - polisciguy - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 7:40 pm:

    Quinn - I’m Not A Crook
    Brady - I’m Not In Cook


  104. - Phineas J. Whoopee - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 8:52 pm:

    Brady 2010
    Fighting to Gas Gay Married Puppies


  105. - Arthur Andersen - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 9:33 pm:

    Quinn/????: Who Let the Dogs Out? We Did!
    Brady/Plummer: No Soy Boys Here. Ask Lassie.
    Whitney/?: Vote Greenie, not Weenie!


  106. - Quizzical - Thursday, Feb 25, 10 @ 11:18 pm:

    Brady — Bill Brady, If you care enough to read this you’re about to swerve off the right side of the road.

    Quinn — My governor, Pat Quinn, was an honor student at St. Edmund’s middle school

    Whitney — If Rich Whitney were Governor, You could be smoking legal pot right now


  107. - NormalRedefined - Friday, Feb 26, 10 @ 12:03 am:

    Brady: “Cows are good for a lot.”
    Plummer: “


  108. - NormalRedefined - Friday, Feb 26, 10 @ 12:05 am:

    Brady: I’m not Oberweis. Yet.


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