Question of the day
Monday, Mar 8, 2010 - Posted by Rich Miller
* The setup…
During his first run for governor in 2006, Republican state Sen. Bill Brady told the Daily Herald his favorite song was Neil Diamond’s “I Am… I Said.”
One of the song’s passages goes:
“‘I am,’ I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair.”
Those lines may well aptly describe Brady’s position in the suburbs as he now launches his bid against Gov. Pat Quinn.
They missed the best one…
Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of bein’ a king
And then became one?
* The Question: What should be Bill Brady’s campaign theme song? Snark encouraged. We’ll do Quinn tomorrow, so stick to Brady.
- wordslinger - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 10:23 am:
“Puppy Love” by Donny Osmond.
- ExExten - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 10:29 am:
The Impossible Dream
- Moving to Oklahoma - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 10:36 am:
“You Cant Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd”
By Roger Miller
- George - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 10:36 am:
“Nowhere Man” - Beatles
He’s a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
- Amalia - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 10:39 am:
I think he picked his own theme song. after all, he said
“I am what I am,” and he’s going to hear that over and over. he is what he is….so right wing.
- Moving to Oklahoma - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 10:42 am:
“The Art of Losing” by American Hi Fi
- Levois - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 10:43 am:
I got to come up with a good gangsta rap song. It would be real ironic or snarky.
- 47th Ward - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 10:51 am:
Talking Heads: “Road to Nowhere”
“Well we know where we’re goin’
but we don’t know where we’ve been.
And we know what we’re knowing’
but we can’t say what we’ve seen.
And we’re not little children
and we know what we want.
And the future is certain
give us time to work it out.”
- Mongo - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 10:58 am:
OK not with the extreme lyrics of Beck, but his “Loser”, and of course the Beatle’s “I’ma Loser” are the obvious choice…for me.
- nice kid - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:08 am:
Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode:
Feeling’s unknown and you’re all alone/ Flesh and bone by the telephone// Take second best/ Put me to the test/ Things on your chest/ You need to confess
- nice kid - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:11 am:
Or, how about “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette? I mean, the GOP has its bet opportunity in years, and it ends up getting stuck with this guy? It’s a black fly in your chardonnay! It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late!
- Fed Up - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:19 am:
I’m going with AC/DC’s Highway to Hell - “And I’m going down, all the way down I’m on the highway to hell.”
- Rich Miller - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:21 am:
Perhaps he can just sing this song when reporters ask questions about his social issue stances, dog and kittie gassing, etc… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
- Oscar - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:26 am:
“Hero” by Bette Midler
- Lyricman - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:30 am:
Human League
Don’t, don’t you want me?
You know I can’t believe it when I hear that you won’t see me
Don’t, don’t you want me?You know I don’t believe you when you say that you don’t need me
It’s much too late to find
You think you’ve changed your mind
You’d better change it back or we will both be sorry
Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me oh
Don’t you want me baby? Don’t you want me oh
- irish - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:32 am:
“What a fool believes” by Kenny Loggins
What a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems……..to be
Is always better than nothing
- TaxMeMore - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:38 am:
Day after day alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still,
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he’s just a fool,
And he never gives an answer,
But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning around.
Well on his way his head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud
But nobody ever hears him,
Or the sound he appears to make,
And he never seems to notice,
But the fool on the hill . . .
Nobody seems to like him
They can tell what he wants to do.
And he never shows his feelings,
But the fool on the hill . . .
Beatles
- Rethickulass - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:47 am:
“Road to Nowhere” by the Talking Heads.
Well we know where we’re goin’
But we don’t know where we’ve been
And we know what we’re knowin’
But we can’t say what we’ve seen
And we’re not little children
And we know what we want
And the future is certain
Give us time to work it out
We’re on a road to nowhere
Come on inside
Takin’ that ride to nowhere
We’ll take that ride
- Rethickulass - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:49 am:
Didn’t see your post 47th Ward. Nicely done.
- KC - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:51 am:
“Bat out of Hell” by Meatloaf
- OneMan - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:52 am:
To The Left — Beyonce
- LG - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:53 am:
Rich — thanks a lot. i just spewed my latte all over my nice computer.
- Rich Miller - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:54 am:
lol
- Anonymous - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 11:56 am:
Who Let the Dogs Out - The Baja Men
- Carl Nyberg - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:05 pm:
Does Rich Whitney get a day to be mocked?
- Das Man - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:06 pm:
Was Not Was - What Up,(Gas That) Dog? Lyrics
Yeah, you see I just got this new pit (Palin) bull terrier
The thing’s better than a credit card
Went to the gas station the other day
Got a couple gallons of gas, some oil, spark plugs, six pack
The man says, “That’ll be 15.41″ (billion)
I, I say, “Well, god, goddamn, I forgot my wallet
But I did bring my credit card”
What up, (gas that) dog?
Songwriters: Atkinson, Sweetpea;Bowena, Harry;Was, David;Was, Don
http://www.jango.com/music/Was+Not+Was+?l=0
(snarky emendations)
- 47th Ward - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:09 pm:
Carl, everyone knows there is only one song choice for Whitney’s campaign, “It Ain’t Easy Being Green” by Kermit the Frog.
That’s hardly worthy of an entire QOTD, don’t you think?
- Anonymous - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:11 pm:
This is anon 11:58 again, Panic Switch by the Silversun Pickups works well too…I feel a little bad doing this as an R, but, I couldn’t resist:
“Time
It’s never worth my time
Blue shine
Bleeds into my eyes
I still
Sleep on the right side
Of the white noise
Can’t leave the scene behind
Could I be anything you want me to be
It’s always meant to be seen
When you see yourself in a crowded room
Do your fingers itch, are you pistol-whipped
Will you step in line or release the glitch
Can you fall asleep with a panic switch
And when you see yourself in a crowded room
Do your fingers itch, are you pistol-whipped
Will you step in line or release the glitch
Do you think she’ll sleep with the panic…
Mm, I’ll try
To hold on tight tonight
Pink slip
Inviting me inside
Wanna burn skin
And brand what once was mine
But the red views
Keep ripping the divide
If I go everywhere you want me to go
How will I know you’ll still follow
When you see yourself in a crowded room
Do your fingers itch, are you pistol-whipped
Will you step in line or release the glitch
Can you fall asleep with a panic switch
And when you see yourself in a crowded room
Do your fingers itch, are you pistol-whipped
Will you step in line or release the glitch
Do you think she’ll sleep with the panic…
I’m waiting and fading and floating away
I’m waiting and fading and floating away
I’m waiting and fading and floating away
Waiting and fading and floating.”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:11 pm:
I would add that Whitney’s campaign doesn’t need a special day to be mocked.
- Pot calling kettle - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:27 pm:
“Dead Puppies” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrfgCEsg_go
- 10th Indy - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:39 pm:
Dr. Demento - Dead Puppies.
- Six Degrees of Separation - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:50 pm:
For some reason, “Billy, Don’t Be a Hero” by Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods came to mind.
“Billy, don’t be a hero
Don’t be a fool with your life”
- Some Guy - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:52 pm:
Stayting with the Diamond songs, “Shiloh”, for the dog lovers.
Or “Love on the Rocks”, ain’t no surprise, just pour me a drink and I’ll tell you some lies…”
But most likely “Brother Love’s Travelling Salvation Show”, for his lean to the RIght.
- Lefty Lefty - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:53 pm:
Don’t forget Garcia’s “Loser”:
Everybody’s bragging and drinking that wine
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines
Come to Daddy on an inside straight
I got no chance of losing this time
No, I got no chance of losing this time
- Robert - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 12:54 pm:
Who Let the Dogs Out
- Stones - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 1:02 pm:
Elected - Alice Cooper
BTW, Rich thanks for the link a few weeks ago of the Stones “Down in the Hole”. I agree that it is one of their best little known tunes.
- TJ - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 1:17 pm:
I third “Who Let the Dogs Out.”
- irish - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 1:18 pm:
Cut the Cake” by Average White Band
“CCUT THE CAKE-
don’t you know that I
can’t get enough
CUT THE CAKE-
want you to know that I
ain’t a greedy man
CUT THE CAKE-
don’t you know that I’ll
do the best I can
CUT THE CAKE-
I need a little piece
just to keep me satisfied
Chorus
gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme that cake
Well it tastes so good don’t pass it all around
gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme that cake
Never knew you cooked the way you do
gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme that cake
Tastes so good don’t pass the recipe around
gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme that cake
You got to
cut it-DOWN
cut it-DOWN
cut it-DOWN-cut the cake-please
- Mr. Ethics - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 1:33 pm:
Green Day “Minority”
Stepped out of the line
Like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know.
Down with the moral majority
I want to be the Minority.
- Brother Love - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 2:05 pm:
I 2nd Brother Love’s Travelling Salvation Show
- Michelle Flaherty - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 2:25 pm:
Primus — Too many puppies
Too many puppies are being shot in the dark
Too many puppies are trained not to bark at the sight of blood that must be spilled so that we may maintain our oil fields
Too many puppies, too many puppies
Too many puppies are taught to heal
Too many puppies are trained to kill
On the command of men wearing money belts that buy mistresses sleek animal pelts
Too many puppies, too many puppies, too many pup-pup-pup-puppies, too many puppies
- PFK - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 2:39 pm:
Four words: Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young
Don’t ask Jack to help you
Cause he’ll turn the other ear
Won’t you please come to Chicago
Or else join the other side
We can change the world -
Re-arrange the world
It’s dying - if you believe in justice
It’s dying - and if you believe in freedom
It’s dying - let a man live it’s own life
It’s dying - rules and regulations, who needs them
Open up the door
Somehow people must be free
I hope the day comes soon
Won’t you please come to Chicago
Show your face
- Carl Nyberg - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 3:02 pm:
Pet Sematary–the Ramones
Under the arc of a weather stain boards,
Ancient goblins, and warlords,
Come out of the ground, not making a sound,
The smell of death is all around,
And the night when the cold wind blows,
No one cares, nobody knows.
[CHORUS]
I don’t want to be buried in a Pet Sematary,
I don’t want to live my life again,
I don’t want to be buried in a Pet Sematary,
I don’t want to live my life again.
- Arthur Andersen - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 3:12 pm:
“How much is that doggy in the window?”
- Heartless Libertarian - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 4:11 pm:
Randy Newman, “He Gives Us All His Love”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc5CW9wgj1Q
- Prototype - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 4:17 pm:
Either “Happiness is a Warm Gun” by the Beatles or “Who Let the Dogs Out” by the Baja Men.
- just wonderin - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 4:22 pm:
And on Wednesday its Rich Whitney’s turn or are you going to avoid the Green party even if this year there may be voters who don’t like Quinn or Brady and will go Green.
- Rich Miller - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 4:23 pm:
When Whitney comes out of seclusion, he’ll get his turn in the barrel.
- David Starrett - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 4:36 pm:
Whitney’s song is way too obvious. Can you say Kermit?
- Democrat Grrrrl - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 4:57 pm:
ONLY A FOOL WOULD SAY THAT-Steely Dan
A world become one
Of salads and sun
Only a fool would say that
A boy with a plan
A natural man
Wearing a white stetson hat
Unhand that gun begone
There’s no one to fire upon
If he’s holding it high
He’s telling a lie
CHORUS:
I heard it was you
Talkin’ ’bout a world
Where all is free
It just couldn’t be
And only a fool would say that
- Pot calling kettle - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 5:02 pm:
“The First Cut is the Deepest” Cheryl Crow.
- VanillaMan - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 5:03 pm:
“Top Of The World” by The Carpenters
It is so, his style.
Such a feelin comin over me
There is wonder in most everything I see
Not a cloud in the sky
Got the sun in my eyes
And I wont be surprised if it’s a dream
Everything I want Illinois to be
Is now coming true especially for me
Corrupt administrations decieve
So now I believe
I’m the next Illinois governor to convene
Im on the top of the world lookin’ down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
I’m history bound, 200 votes more than Dillard found
My win puts me at the top of the world
- ZC - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 5:08 pm:
You may be right, I may be crazy
But it just may be a luuunatic you’re looking for
Turn out the light, don’t try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right
- Bob - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 5:59 pm:
“Death On Two Legs” by Queen.
You talk like a big business tycoon, but you’re just a hot-air balloon.
- jane - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 5:59 pm:
nice kid, I love depeche mode but I think he ought to go around singing people are people so then maybe folks would think he was a compassionate conservative
- Downstate Hack - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 8:52 pm:
An anthem for the Brady Campaign for moderate suburban voters when they get a load of that right-wing social agenda of his . . . .
Don’t Leave Me This Way
Don’t leave me this way
I can’t survive, I can’t stay alive
Without your love, no baby
Don’t leave me this way
I can’t exist, I will surely miss your tender kiss
So don’t leave me this way
Oh baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you
So come on down and do what you’ve got to do
Downstate started this fire down in my soul
Now can’t you see it’s burning out of control
So come on down and satisfy the need in me
‘Cos only your good loving can set me free
Don’t leave me this way
I don’t understand how I’m at your command
So baby please, so don’t you leave me this way
Oh, baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you
So come on down and do what you’ve got to do
You started this fire down in my soul
Now can’t you see it’s burning out of control
So come on down and satisfy the need in me
‘Cos only your good loving can set me free
Set me free, set me free, set me free, set me free, set me free
Come, satisfy me, come satisfy me
Don’t you leave me this way
Don’t leave me this way
I can’t exist, I will surely miss your tender kiss
So don’t leave me this way
Oh, baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you
So come on down and do what you’ve got to do
You started this fire down in my soul
Now can’t you see it’s burning out of control
So come on down and satisfy the need in me
‘Cos only your good loving can set me free
Set me free, set me free, set me free, set me free, set me free
Don’t you know by now, don’t you know by now
I’m losing control
- dznuts - Monday, Mar 8, 10 @ 10:22 pm:
…sorry Rich, won’t happen again… but it was funny
- Beowulf - Tuesday, Mar 9, 10 @ 8:30 am:
“Something’s a happening here—What it is, I ain’t exactly clear?”—-Buffalo Springfield