“Rod?! Don’t waste your call on me… I know it was golden… all the tapes… yep, the Supreme Court… No, I do like your Caucus plan… I’m using that plan right now… Yep, successful, very successful… Oops, gotta go… “
“When I gave money to the Red Cross, they put my name on their building just off the Eisenhower. So you never know what you might get. Could be a building named after you, could be a mug. Also, while I’ve got you, care to buy any lottery tickets?”
- Robert the Bruce - Tuesday, Nov 24, 15 @ 10:59 am:
“And would you like us to wait to process your credit card donation until Syria passes structural reform?”
“No a full-page Ad… Yeah… with the logo… just say sumptin’ like… hang in there, we’ll pay your lottery winnin’s real soon… and, uh… keep playin’… Well, try and blame Madigan… do I have to think of everything… Oh!… and make it 4-color…”
“No… No, I got plenty of time, plenty… Yeah, I’m pretendin’ to make fundraisin’ calls, but I’ll just write a check or something… Yeah… So, tough goin’ back to Wisconsin?… Yeah, me and Diana thought you’d win too… “
“Like I told the person before you… Evelyn can’t sue you… No… No… Yes, the waiver… That’s why she has to sign them, sir… Don’t listen… don’t listen… sir, don’t listen to that, she can’t… Evelyn knows what the waivers are for… No, she knows… sir… Evelyn carries that neck brace everywhere… no… no… yes… 8… yep 8… I know… well, I’ll tell her when I see her… No, I won’t say that… No… no that either… Oh… oh… Evelyn said that… and that… well… I know, kids… Well, I have to go… Yes… Take her to her car… Ok… thanks again… you hang in there too… Ok… Yep… Ok, bye.”
Uh huh…uh huh…well, how hot is your oven? How long did you say it’s been roasting? Uh huh…OK…try basting it. Yes, be sure to keep it moist…really? You don’t like the word “moist?” OK…I did’t know that…thanks for the tip…and now just wait for that little doo-hickey to pop up and your bird will be ready…yeah, about 20 minutes per pound…uh huh…right…how big is your turkey? Well OK then, good luck. Happy Thanksgiving to you too. Bu-bye now.
“Well, I guess the origin of Rauner is German. Well, yeah, then I guess that means my family immigrated here at some point. After WW I? I don’t know. Well, I suppose they COULD have been refugees. Hey, I gotta go now. Buh-bye!”
“Yes ma’am, I’ve heard the word hypocrisy. Yes, ma’am I know what it means. No, I’m not helping the Red Cross settle Syrian refugees in Illinois. We’re sending them to Iowa. No? I mean Indiana. No? I mean Michigan. Ma’am, I’m sorry, we seem to have a bad connection. I’m going through a tunnel. Shhhkkeshhshhkkks. Click.”
- Robert the Bruce - Tuesday, Nov 24, 15 @ 11:38 am:
“And will this donation be on your government or your personal credit card today, Mr. Rubio?”
“Linda? Bruce… Hey… I guess there’s a holiday parade of some sort in Chicago, so I need ya to do one of those Lingle Parade thingys you do… Yeah, just get some people for a float… Yeah… send an email… “
CK! Listen up….I’ve hit a gold mine here. Yeah, it looks like I can totally gut social services, but then answer phones for a couple of hours and call it even. Get me a couple of frozen cornish game hens too, I’ve got to send something to Rham to keep him on his toes.
“Hello? Kristen? Yes. Yes, I am at the Red Cross telethon. Uh huh, that Red Cross… Yes, the one that provides relief services after disasters. Uh huh… You want me to ask them a question? Okay… You want me to ask them what? You want me to ask if the Red Cross has any extra photographs of New Orleans after Katrina? For your ‘vision board’? I’ll — I’ll see what I can do, Kristen.”
Diana, I told you not to call when I am at these faux events. I have to pander to the crowd and make them think that I really care about the little people. I will see you tonight. I know it is two faced, but I have to keep up appearances. I know it looks phony, but everybody is telling me to hang in there and keep doing what I am doing. Yes dear, I will see you tonight.
None of the gulf states are accepting them because of fear of syrian reprisals (meaning terrorism) and no return dates. In those countries you dont get to live there without a work vusa, when the work is done you go home. You dont assimulate there. In the USA we expect people to
assimulate and speak english. The gulf states are majority the sme religion as the majority of the refugees.
No Ken, you have to give me money through the super pac. The super pac Ken. I can’t take any money from you directly. No Ken, washing the money through the Red Cross isn’t the way to go. It would like funny if the Red Cross was donating money to my campaign. Ken, I told you through the super pac that we set up to hide all the money you are donating.