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Caption contest!
Friday, Aug 7, 2020 - Posted by Rich Miller * From YouTube…
Leader Durkin made a brief appearance at the start of the first video, but it’s all Sen. Curran after that. I asked Durkin’s spokesperson why he wasn’t around. Her text…
“Sorry, John, but something has definitely come up and I really gotta split. I feel so bad for leaving you like this. Toodles!” * Screen cap… 
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- Captain Obvious - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 10:24 am:
It’s like negotiating with Madigan all over again…
- Tin pan - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 10:29 am:
Looks like squeezy the pension python has been eating his Wheaties.
- fs - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 10:30 am:
(Indiana Jones voice)
“Why did it have to be snakes”
- Bertrum Cates - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 10:32 am:
He wore a Diamondbacks cap.
Please adopt me and teach me your ways.
- Norseman - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 10:34 am:
Curran practicing his skills working with Trump and GOP staff should lightning strike and he and Trump get elected.
- Two to tango - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 10:34 am:
Where’s Jeanne Ives? She knows how to talk to Voldemort, err, snakes.
- Upon Further Review - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 10:44 am:
Marlin Perkins: “I unfortunately have to leave, but will leave Jim Fowler here to wrestle the enormous snake . . . . .”
A Wild Kingdom flash back.
- NIU Grad - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 10:44 am:
We all laughed about Squeezy…who’s laughing now.
- Les Nesman - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 10:51 am:
The GOP Leader & only GOP Senator in Cook County wanted to re-remind us of the always looming danger of Squeezy the Pension Python
- Club J - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 11:02 am:
Curran says, Hey shouldn’t we all be wearing a mask especially the snake?
- Henry Francis - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 11:04 am:
In a desperate attempt to get suburban voters to vote for his caucus members, Leader Dunkin trains them in the ancient act of snake charming.
- Mr. Green Genes - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 11:12 am:
This is how Durbin got started. Amiright?
- Keyrock - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 11:22 am:
Look at what Madigan has made us do.
- Timmeh - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 11:22 am:
The reptiles go virtual and drag this poor snake along for the ride.
- 47th Ward - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 11:25 am:
“Do the reptile video,” they said…”It’ll be fun,” they said.
- TinyDancer(FKASue) - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 11:35 am:
I don’t like you, but I love you.
Seems that I’m always thinking of you,
Oh, oh, oh, you treat me badly.
I love you madly,
You really got a hold on me.
- bogey golfer - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 12:09 pm:
“Jim, the recycle event, good idea. This one, not so much.”
- Abby normal - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 12:10 pm:
“Is that turtle flirting with me?”
Oh, it’s just McConnell
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 12:26 pm:
This isn’t constituent services…
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 12:28 pm:
That end doesn’t look any better.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 12:32 pm:
I hate social media.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 12:35 pm:
I thought we were going to do a cooking show…
- Chatham Resident - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 12:42 pm:
“No wonder we have a coin shortage in this country. He’s been eating them.”
- Chatham Resident - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 12:46 pm:
“I’m surprised Quinn didn’t do this when he debuted Squeezy.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 12:52 pm:
“If this snake is virtual, why do I have this cramp in my neck?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 12:54 pm:
“That lump is what? An apple?”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 1:32 pm:
I think the mouse he ate is alive in there
- Commonsense in Illinois - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 2:26 pm:
See, it says right here…Made in Taiwan
- Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 2:43 pm:
Man in hat: “Hey, this other lump feels like an electricity meter.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Aug 7, 20 @ 2:48 pm:
Curran: “Say, this is giving me an idea for a redistricting map.”