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Monday, Nov 13, 2023 - Posted by Rich Miller

* From yesterday’s Giants vs. Cowboys game TV coverage…

       

43 Comments
  1. - A Well-Regulated Commenter - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:39 am:

    Lemme paint you a picture, Georgie.


  2. - someonehastosayit - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:44 am:

    “Does this putz ever shut up?”


  3. - Nagidam - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:44 am:

    “Hey Ken, I don’t care that the Democrats beat the snot out of your Governor Candidate.”


  4. - Retired and Still in Illinois - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:44 am:

    “Should’ve picked tails” (heads-Jerry Jones tails-Ken Griffin)


  5. - Steve - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:44 am:

    Zero percent state income tax guys confer.


  6. - Flyin'Elvis'-Utah Chapter - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:45 am:

    Two-term President ensuring some mook who thinks he knows politics.


  7. - Retired and still in Illinois - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:46 am:

    Damn autocorrect “Shouldn’t “


  8. - Flyin'Elvis'-Utah Chapter - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:46 am:

    *enduring *


  9. - Big Dipper - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:46 am:

    “Um, Ken, only dorks wear suits to a football game.”


  10. - Bruce( no not him) - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:49 am:

    Hey Ken,
    Did you know I was President?
    I can have the Secret Service drag you outa here so fast, if you don’t shut up and let me watch the dang game.


  11. - Give Us Barabbas - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:51 am:

    “I almost tripped over your shine box; can you please push it under the table or something, Ken?”


  12. - Torco Sign - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 9:56 am:

    “No, butterfly ballots and voter purges wouldn’t have made the difference in Illinois, Ken. Now watch this drive.”


  13. - Strategy Geek - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:05 am:

    Wait, Didn’t I get out of politics so I wouldn’t have to suffer these megabucks twits?


  14. - DEE - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:16 am:

    Reason #3 to buy a Lexie Hearing Aid:
    Remote push button on/off switch.


  15. - Henry Francis - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:16 am:

    Kenny, you’re doing a heck of a job.


  16. - OneMan - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:22 am:

    Yes, Ken, the party has gone to hell in a handbasket since I left, speaking of “to hell in a handbasket”, can we talk about how the other Jerry’s ownership of the White Sox has gone the same way…


  17. - The Truth - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:22 am:

    “But Proft told me that Giants +17.5 was a lock!”


  18. - H-W - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:34 am:

    {Who let this guy in my booth?)


  19. - Anon221 - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:34 am:

    This clip says it all…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04


  20. - Grandson of Man - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 10:37 am:

    They may call us RINO’s but they’ll always sit in the cheap seats.


  21. - I-72 Blues - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:07 am:

    I was watching this game and said “That’ll be on Cap Fax tomorrow.” Who was worse…George’s buddy Ken Lay or Ken Griffin?


  22. - Rabid - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:13 am:

    Another migrant in Texas


  23. - Nick_Offerman - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:14 am:

    “Ken, you haven’t picked a winner in years so do me a favor and don’t cheer for the Cowboys.”


  24. - Rabid - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:17 am:

    I’ll trade you my pretzels for season tickets


  25. - Commonsense in Illinois - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:29 am:

    Former President George W. Bush is seen here having second thoughts about that “Burrito the Size of Your Head”.


  26. - AlfondoGonz - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 11:34 am:

    “Keep your eye on the ball, Ken.”


  27. - Rabid - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 12:24 pm:

    Do you wear lifts in your cowboy boots


  28. - JS Mill - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 12:32 pm:

    Who let the whine and cheese guy in my sky box?


  29. - Amalia - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 12:36 pm:

    George Bush not the biggest jerk


  30. - Socially DIstant watcher - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 12:49 pm:

    Offerman tfw


  31. - Rabid - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 12:51 pm:

    Can you support the governor of Florida again


  32. - Lurker - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:03 pm:

    “He is definitely from the windiest part of the Windy City”


  33. - Springfield Watcher - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:07 pm:

    “Yeah, what ever Ken.”


  34. - ArchPundit - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:09 pm:

    “Ken, we have great seats for the game. Can you stop talking about how Chicago doesn’t appreciate you?”


  35. - Jocko - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:18 pm:

    Dubya becomes impatient as Ken explains why robinhood.com won’t reimburse him for the short positions on GameStop.


  36. - 47th Ward - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:34 pm:

    Tommy Devito? Isn’t he from Illinois too Ken?


  37. - Anon 1:37 - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:37 pm:

    “You’re doin’ a heckava good job, Griffy.”


  38. - Dotnonymous x - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:40 pm:

    Quit yammerin’ and get me another beer…right quick.


  39. - Dotnonymous x - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:47 pm:

    Yeah, George…I bring my own name plate everywhere I go…unhuh.


  40. - south of sprinfgfield - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 1:54 pm:

    Richard Irvin’s suite invitation was apparently lost in the mail.


  41. - Leslie K - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 2:22 pm:

    **I’m just Ken…***


  42. - Leslie K - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 3:33 pm:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru1LC9lW20Q


  43. - Bears hopeful fan - Monday, Nov 13, 23 @ 8:17 pm:

    “Can we get together and buy the bears but not pay Illinois taxes”


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