28 Comments - Nickolodeon says - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 3:26 pm: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Rich Miller Squarepants! - Reddbyrd - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 3:45 pm: Who lives in a pineappple under the sea? Capt.Fax SquarePants! Speaking of ballot access, Doc’s Pancake Palace Newsletter aka The Springfield Journal Register is running a long reader survey through the website..they ask a question about web based news sites so all the blogoholics should go there and answer Capt Fax for the best news source. - scoot - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 3:56 pm: Q: Where do pirates like to eat? A: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbyyyyyyyssss! - Captain Jack Sparrow - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:00 pm: Ahoy ye mateys! Shiver me timbers, a pint of ale on this festive occasion. Avast you scurvy dogs, else you’ll walk the plank! - John Ruberry - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:06 pm: Are the Pirates still ahead of the Cubs in the NL Central… - Establishment Republican - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:11 pm: “But I don’t want to be a pirate!” - Anon from BB - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:13 pm: Pirate walks into a bar, a huge steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks “You realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?” The pirate answers “Arrrr, ’tis drivin’ me nuts.” - CAP'N CRUNCH - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:18 pm: Walk de plank, ye ol’ scoundrol of a Cap’n Blaggs! AARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!! ye taken all me money! - Walking Wounded - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:29 pm: Ahoy Swabbies, can we get o’er this election yet between th’ thieven bilge rat who ortin’ t’ be keel hauled and th’ red haired wench with th’ rolling pin? Got to get me a grog, landlubbers…..arrrrrrggggghhh! - arrrgh - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 4:34 pm: Arrrrrgh I think the good Ship White Sox Ship has sailed and Captain Ozzie should be walking the Plank arrrrrrrrrrrrgh :) (And I’m a life long sox fan) - Anon - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 5:22 pm: Arrrrrrrrgh, time for the winch JBT to walk the plank with the rest of her skallywags. - HoosierPegLegDaddy - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 5:35 pm: Arrr…. how could ye forget something wot’s as important as thot ye scurvy dog! I’ll keelhaul ye fer it!! - PatchEyeTopinka - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 5:39 pm: Cap’n Blago needs a taste of the Cat– the scurvy son of a buggered goat! He’ll swing from the yard when Admiral Fitz catches up to him! - Capn' Crunch - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 5:39 pm: I saw this pirate, he looked the part; peg leg, hook hand, eyepatch. I asked him how he came to be in such condition: “Well, this leg, shark got a piece of me when I fell out of a jolly-boat coming back from shore leave. The hook replaces a hand I lost to a cannon ball in a battle off the Dry Tortugas.” “And the eyepatch?” “First day with the hook”. YARR!!! - Eagle I - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 5:50 pm: Ahoy matties and fair wenches! What kind of sox does a true pirate wear on his peg leg? Arrrrgyle! - huh? - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 7:09 pm: There was a sea chanty that we used to sign all the time 35+ years ago during summer Boy Scout Camp. It was a wild sing, so here it is: Haul Away Joe - When I was a little lad And so my mother told me, Way, haul away, we’ll haul away, Joe! That if I did not kiss the gals Me lips would all grow moldy. Way, haul away, we’ll haul away, Joe! Way, haul away, the good ship is a-bolding, Way, haul away, we’ll haul away, Joe! Way, haul away, the sheet is now a-flowing, Way, haul away, we’ll haul away, Joe! King Louis was the king of France Before the revolution… But then he got his head cut off Which spoiled his constitution… Oh, once I had a German gal And she was fat and lazy… And now I have a Brooklyn gal, She damn near drives me crazy… Way, haul away, I’ll sing to you of Nancy… Way, haul away, she’s just my cut and fancy… Way, haul away, we’ll haul for better weather… Way, haul away, we’ll haul away, Joe! - soccermom - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 7:38 pm: I stole this from NPR’s Mixed Signals: Have you heard about the next pirate movie? It is rated Arrrr! - anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 8:46 pm: shiver me timbers, you illinois landlubbers, you’re surrounded by nothin but prairie but I sent you me red-headed wench to campaign you’d agree that she looks somethin scary yurr all watching yurr talkbox and these pirates are sayin things scurvy i’ll wager me best bottle of rum that the blues turn the reds topsy turvy - So-Called "Austin Mayor" - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 9:22 pm: “I’ve downloaded the new Slayer album’s torrent with BitLord — and I’m gonna upload the Countdown video to YouTube.” Oh wait… you mean those other pirates. - George Petruck - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 10:19 pm: WWW.JamesHillforCongress.com This is Serious.. - RealClear - Tuesday, Sep 19, 06 @ 11:29 pm: Arrrrrr, it’s Judy Barrrrrrrrr - Captain Hand - Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 12:18 am: Rich - in the spirit of the holiday - in case you didn’t see these. http://palehosesix.blogspot.com/ - Bemac - Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 7:44 am: Blagojevich it’s Govern-Like-a-Pirate Day every day. Especially the plundering part. - Roy Slade - Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 8:10 am: Arrrrr. All pirates have hero’s- and the only suitable hero for good pirates- is Capt. Morgan. Arrrrrrr- that is good stuff! Helps me forget all the pain that the evil stow-away Blago has inflicted on us. If he were on my ship (the Capt Morgan ship)- he would be forced to walk the plank! Arrrrrrrrr! - Goodbye Napoleon - Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 9:17 am: Speaking of Hollywood my matees, me wonders if the Governor ever got a campaign contribution from Peter SAAARSGAAARD - Mike's Used Sports Section - Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 9:18 am: Ahoy I’m voting for Judy BARRRRRRR - Disenchanted One - Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 12:28 pm: Pass the bloody Capt Morgan, mate! - Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 20, 06 @ 5:34 pm: Shiver me timberrrrrrs. That Tony Perrrrraica sure is an arrrrrrsehole. Sorry, comments for this post are now closed.