According to legend, if we see Dick’s shadow, there will be thirty-seven more weeks of Blagojevich. If we don’t see Dick’s shadow, there will be thirty-seven more weeks of Blagojevich.
- Jake From Elwood - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:14 pm:
What is Al Gore doing up there in the tree? Is he holding his Oscar up in the sunlight again?
Next to Obama - He’s becoming the “Incredible Shrinking Senator”
- Six Degrees of Separation - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:31 pm:
Rich,
Please check your pic file - are you sure that isn’t one of the daughters of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos? Caption: “What happened to all of Mom’s shoes? I can’t find them anywhere!”
Sen. Durbin watches as a hole suddendly appears above him in the O-zone layer after Gov. Blagojevich’s personal hair stylist gets done putting on the fifth can of hair spray.
- Rich Miller - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:38 pm:
When did the Sun-Times hire Durbin as a columnist?
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:41 pm:
Coming in 2008…Reservoir Dogs go to Washington
- Mark Johnson - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:41 pm:
Is that a Drone Predator?
- Arthur Andersen - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:43 pm:
Oh, crap. Here come the pigeons, and I’m wearing the new suit I got over the weekend at S & K!
- Me - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:44 pm:
Is that Blago flying on the state plane againg??!!!
- Anon from BB - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:45 pm:
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Super Obama!
- Louie Vega - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:46 pm:
“I hope my shadow reflects my human side and not my true reptilian figure”
- Rich Miller - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:46 pm:
“An Associated Press analysis concludes that Dick Durbin casts the weirdest shadow in Congres.”
- Jimbo - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:47 pm:
Yes, Mr. Reid, right away Mr. Reid…gosh you’re tall and may I say Mr. Reid awfully good looking…
- Wacker Drive - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:52 pm:
What Dick Durbin looks like from Rod Blagojevich’s plane when the pilots let Rod fly.
- 47th Ward - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:53 pm:
Obama has a bodyman? I don’t need no coat-holding lackeys, thank you very much.
- Northside Bunker - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:53 pm:
Men in Black retiree.
- HoosierDaddy - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:54 pm:
“You want me to build an ark? You’re kidding, right, Lord?”
- Anon - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:54 pm:
Look at the five of them in there still trying to finish session and I’m going on home.
- train111 - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 2:59 pm:
How do I get out of Obama’s shadow?
- Prairie Sage - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:00 pm:
Just a few … more … steps … and I can get out from Barack’s shadow. Or is that Simon’s?
- Jimbo - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:00 pm:
Demonstrating his youth and vitality, U.S. Senator Dick Durbin announced today he is walking home for Congress’ Thanksgiving recess.
- Rich Miller - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:03 pm:
By the way, for the worst ever photo of Lisa Madigan click here.
- Fresh Tracks - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:03 pm:
According to legend, if we see Dick’s shadow, there will be thirty-seven more weeks of Blagojevich. If we don’t see Dick’s shadow, there will be thirty-seven more weeks of Blagojevich.
- Jake From Elwood - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:14 pm:
What is Al Gore doing up there in the tree? Is he holding his Oscar up in the sunlight again?
- Anonymous - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:15 pm:
There he is, Mr. Vice-President. You’re cleared to open fire!
- kimsch - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:17 pm:
The light! It’s too bright! Can’t be having any sunshine here.
- kimsch - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:19 pm:
Rich, are you supposed to be entering your own contest?
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:22 pm:
“I sure am glad cows can’t fly.”
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:23 pm:
“I knew we shouldn’t have let the western states take water from Lake Michigan.”
- Walt Disney - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:27 pm:
Next to Obama - He’s becoming the “Incredible Shrinking Senator”
- Six Degrees of Separation - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:31 pm:
Rich,
Please check your pic file - are you sure that isn’t one of the daughters of Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos? Caption: “What happened to all of Mom’s shoes? I can’t find them anywhere!”
- Ghost - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:34 pm:
Sunlight reveals Dick Durbin to be a trumpet playing monkey on a mans shoulders
- Ghost - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:36 pm:
For bonus Points…caption for the Lisa Madgian photo
Dhur!
- He makes Ryan Look like a Saint - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:38 pm:
Lisa—-
They said my Dad and mom did WHAT on Halloween???
- goon - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:39 pm:
“Senator Durbin admires the Balzekas Museum of Lithuanian Culture”
- piper - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:42 pm:
“Hmmm…….Is that a UFO?? Maybe I should ask Dennis Kucinich!!”
- God's Country - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:49 pm:
Lisa–
“My precious”
- Trafficmatt - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 3:54 pm:
Sen. Durbin watches as a hole suddendly appears above him in the O-zone layer after Gov. Blagojevich’s personal hair stylist gets done putting on the fifth can of hair spray.
- Jimbo - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:06 pm:
Lisa: “Then you suck in your breath and hold it in for as long as you can…”
- The Mad Hatter - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:09 pm:
Ooops, is that a red light camera? Hope they don’t issue tickets for jaywalking.
- VanillaMan - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:15 pm:
New shadow-tech photography clearly indicates that Dick Durbin is a stick puppet with no spine.
- zatoichi - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:17 pm:
Years later, Peter Pan still has his shadow sewn on.
- Highland Online - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:26 pm:
It’s raining men!
- zatoichi - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:28 pm:
Durbin: “Yeow! Could use a little turkey tightening there!”
LM: “What did Rudolph Durbin say!????”.
- Rich Miller - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:34 pm:
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
- DeepFriedOnAStick - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:38 pm:
Lisa,
Ouch.
A bad hair day, for sure.
But a bad neck day, too?!?
- Les Nessman - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 4:52 pm:
Mr. Miller wins this contest.
And now, on to the farm reports.
- Mr. Cub - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 5:17 pm:
Popeye’s shadow looks like Dick Durbin.
- Midwest GOP - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 7:59 pm:
Mr. Durbin, I glanced at your shadow; is that a tax increase in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- unclesam - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 8:30 pm:
In the midst of the 2008 elections, Durbin prays to God - “Where do I go from here?”
To which God replies - “To the right.”
Durbin, missing the Lord’s shawdow showing him the direction he is to go, Durbin looks to the heavens, thanks God and swithches political parties.
- Anonymous - Friday, Nov 16, 07 @ 10:16 pm:
What do you mean keep it clean? You’re the one showing the dirty pictures!
- Disgusted - Saturday, Nov 17, 07 @ 5:50 am:
Sen. Dick: “Oh Lord, I didn’t mean to do it!”
Lisa: This is a girl that needs a good ham sandwich.
- Moe - Saturday, Nov 17, 07 @ 9:12 am:
Hey Barack
- Sahims2 - Saturday, Nov 17, 07 @ 4:42 pm:
How’d you get that Harley up there on that high dive anyway?
- Sahims2 - Saturday, Nov 17, 07 @ 4:48 pm:
This is my Alan Alda look, how do you like it?
- Sahims2 - Saturday, Nov 17, 07 @ 4:51 pm:
Dick Durbin, the Minister of Silly Walks, arrives at his office.