Coming to a theatre near you in the summer of 2011 – “Potomy Shore” staring…
Alexi Gianouliais aka The Legislation
Adam Kinzinger aka Da Kid
Tony Rezko aka T-Wow
Nancy Pelosi aka Snook Two
Michael Giorango aka Jaws
Rahm Emanuel aka Da Mayor
Tune in to watch the fireworks as this group of kids spend the summer together working on Capitol Hill.
“Rahm, No way your abs were ever this ripped, I don’t care how intense the ballet program was at Sarah Lawrence. I mean, look at me… just look at abs on The Legislation. And, Kinzinger put your shirt back on.”
- CircularFiringSquad - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:28 am:
Keyees called and said just pitch that little fairy overboard….he won’t be missed.
So the bank secretary comes into the meeting and says, “Alexi, your mommy is on the phone.” (that’s from a story Alexi told about himself at least 100 times to local government officials)
- He Makes Ryan Look Like a Saint - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:25 am:
- Davey Boy Smithe - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:30 am:
“Don’t you know you I am?” -actual quote my coworker’s wife told me when she met Alexi at Northwestern hospital a few years ago when he wanted to know why his cousin couldn’t be put in a room facing Lake Michigan.
So then she says, “this handsome young man,” and I hadn’t really been listening until then and I was all like, is she talking about me or Barack? Me? Or Barack?
“I know I said $100K earlier, but the new deal is if you bring $50K of contributions, I’ll get you into a basketball game with Obama. But I gotta have the money this week.”
“Dude, so like, I got in this Senate thing and everyone said I was TOTALLY tanking. Broadway failure, mob loans, Bright Start losses, paper-thin resume, yada yada. But then from out of nowhere this Kirk dude soooo got nailed on his resume and now I’m in like Flynn. Uncle Barry, here comes that small forward you need for your pickup team. Score!”
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:24 am:
So, ya see, if I lose this election, my family’s bank is there as a back-up….oh, yeah…well, I’ve still got my basketball moves, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
The enthusiasm gap used to be “this” big before Kirk got caught on tape and woke up the sleeping giant.
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:33 am:
I was brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by my friends, Barack… and Dick. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which has been true throughout time. Be excellent to each other. And… PARTY ON, DUDES!
So this is what we did. We had the guys go out and buy up and destroy all the NY Times copies that just had that really favorable David Brooks column on Kirk. So, unless voters read it on the internet, I think I’m still OK.
The great thing about being here at Manny’s is I can see my political friends AND my old bank customers. In fact, I first met Barack here. I think it was “Jaws,” I mean Michael, who brought me here that day.
- Quinn T. Sential - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:46 am:
“Duuuuuude,
what do you mean there is no smoothie machine in the break-room here, you could have a claim for a hostile work environment if that’s the case.
Mothers want to adopt him. Women want to tame him. Men want to be him. The IRS wants to audit him.
- Frank Skeffington - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:55 am:
See, I am just like Obama! I just got the corned beef, a potato pancake, and a slice of cherry pie. For God’s sake, how much more proof do you people need?
Can I help it if I was born a millionaire?
Can I help it that I’m a young banker’s son?
Can I help it that the family bank gave loans to criminals?
Can I help it if Barack wanted Lisa instead of me?
Can I help it if Bright Start lost millions?
Can I help it if my bank collapsed?
Can I help it if I don’t remember when I wasn’t with the bank?
Can I help it I made millions when my bank collapsed?
Can I help it that my only interest is basketball and me?
See, I’m the victim here. Just like you.
But you are not a young multi-millionaire basketball player with powerful political friends. So do the right thing and set me up in DC to be your god for the rest of my life because the bottom linis I’m cool now. I’m attractive now. And you ain’t gonna want me in another ten years when I look like you.,
Yeah were pulling out all the stops this election in Crook county. No one will vote for Rich whitey and we have Michelle Obama electioneering in the polling place the Chicago machine can’t be stopped so get on board
So I was down in Miami with Jaws, rollin up on this chick at this club and….ayy, yooo, what’s wit the pictures, I’m tryin to have conversation ova here
Heeyy, Tony….I gave you that Big Fat Greek..uh..loan..yeah, that’s it. Now I just need this one little favor in return…his name is Kirk and he’s been bothersome. Can you take care of this one little thing for me??
“Let me be perfectly consistent - 2006…2005, 2005…2006″
- DisplacedIllinoisan - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:58 am:
“It’s Alexi.. with an ‘A’…I’m kind of a big deal.”
- Jake from Elwood - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:02 am:
Alexi describes in detail his chance encounter and photo op with Miss Foozie.
Reference: Capital Fax Blog (6/30/10)
Also, methinks this guy is one shaving removed from a severe unibrow.
“Hey, I’m Alexi, you guys know me … It’s lunch time, so let’s talk to some patrons …Hey there, I like your sandwich … you’re hungry? … so you like deli food, what’s with that … well, it’s great to meet you, say hello to your mother for me, ok…”
- OptimistTurnedCynic - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:32 am:
Hey, have I got a bridge to sell you. Driven over only once–to a Bright Start!
or
I am just like Jimmy Stewart in Its a Wonderful Life. In banking, its just doing right with Family and friends.
So when I was in Miami i said to Snooki, ‘hey you want to come with me to meet this Jaws guy’, and she totally came with. It was sick hanging with a girl named Snooki and a dude named jaws.
All we hear is Alexi rapping Bruno Mars’ song, “I wanna be a billionaire”:
I wanna be your senator so fricking bad
Karl Rove won’t buy me tv ads
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of GQ magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Dream (Barack)
Oh everytime I close my eyes, hope and change are on my mind
Mark Kirk really sucks as a leg-is-lator
That’s why I am running to be your senator
- The End Is Near - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 12:03 pm:
“We had people from Manny’s deliver lunch to Broadway Bank at 11:45 a.m. every day during the first half of 2006 . . . . I mean 2005.”
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 12:12 pm:
If I’d been flying over enemy territory taking fire, I would have picked up a 50-caliber machine gun and started shooting back.
I don’t care if Mark Kirk wiped down tables when he was here, I’m not carrying my tray to the trash can. I’ve got people for that, and they should be here shortly.
- Cook County Commoner - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 1:05 pm:
Of course, you’re right. My first assignment is to get rid of US Attorney Fitzgerald. But a pardon for Rezko? Geez. How much power does a US Senator have?
- The Dark Horse - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 5:55 am:
Mark Kirk’s fish story was the big.
- VoterUSA - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 6:01 am:
I just had green eggs and ham…
- wordslinger - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 6:03 am:
FDIC? What? Where? Must mean Funky Democrat is Cool, Mr. Kott-Air.
- South of I-80 - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 6:52 am:
Hey………….I’m from Jersy! What’s your problem? Starbright Program? What Starbright Program?!?
- Anonymous - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 6:57 am:
What you doing.
- Gregor - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:02 am:
“When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the wayyyy…”
- Davey Boy Smithe - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:12 am:
“So you’re telling me I’m having a nice hair day?”
- Cincinnatus - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:16 am:
Barack moved left, and I tried to use his pick for the basket.
- Wensicia - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:16 am:
Don’t worry about Kirk, he’ll drop out. I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.
- Joker - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:18 am:
I not only look like the JOKER but I am the JOKER.
- budget boy - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:24 am:
Coming to a theatre near you in the summer of 2011 – “Potomy Shore” staring…
Alexi Gianouliais aka The Legislation
Adam Kinzinger aka Da Kid
Tony Rezko aka T-Wow
Nancy Pelosi aka Snook Two
Michael Giorango aka Jaws
Rahm Emanuel aka Da Mayor
Tune in to watch the fireworks as this group of kids spend the summer together working on Capitol Hill.
“Rahm, No way your abs were ever this ripped, I don’t care how intense the ballet program was at Sarah Lawrence. I mean, look at me… just look at abs on The Legislation. And, Kinzinger put your shirt back on.”
- CircularFiringSquad - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:28 am:
Keyees called and said just pitch that little fairy overboard….he won’t be missed.
- Crazy Dayz - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:33 am:
“Oh come on! Deals with Gangstas is just the Chicago Way. You know what I’m saying?”
- Vole - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:37 am:
Come on voters, gimme a break. Do these look like a working man’s hands?
- Oneman - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:40 am:
Make the loan and take the canoli
- KaneGal - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 7:54 am:
Yeah, the call me “the Situation” too….
- MKA1985 - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:04 am:
Eeeeyyyyy…
(Seriously, everytime I see him, I’m overcome with Fonzie references.)
- cook county voter - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:06 am:
Alexi closes the gap with Mark Kirk by offering free dance lessons to suburban women in DuPage County.
- ok - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:13 am:
Page 4
A) Calvin Klein Junior’s Trench - $79.99 EVERYDAY VALUE. Only at Macy’s!
- ok - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:15 am:
Alexi starts Rick-rolling voters at a campaign stop.
- Boone Logan Square - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:16 am:
I gotta see a guy about a thing.
- Rahm's Parking Meter - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:19 am:
How you doin???? You need a loan? I know a guy……
- One of the 35 - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:24 am:
So the bank secretary comes into the meeting and says, “Alexi, your mommy is on the phone.” (that’s from a story Alexi told about himself at least 100 times to local government officials)
- He Makes Ryan Look Like a Saint - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:25 am:
Hey….Who’s pickin up my check?
- Jeff - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:27 am:
I was at this cool hotel in Miami, maybe we shouldn’t shake hands.
- SouthernIL - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:28 am:
Don’t tell anyone….but I’m really Clark Kent!
- Davey Boy Smithe - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:30 am:
“Don’t you know you I am?” -actual quote my coworker’s wife told me when she met Alexi at Northwestern hospital a few years ago when he wanted to know why his cousin couldn’t be put in a room facing Lake Michigan.
- MrJM - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:31 am:
“The Aristocrats!”
– MrJM
- Amalia - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:31 am:
You’re gonna make me an offer I can’t refuse.
- OneMan - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:44 am:
On one hand I left day to day operations at the bank, on the other hand I was still helping out but not involved in day to day operations.
- Way Way Down Here - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:47 am:
If “Don’t you know who I am?” has ever passed your lips, you’re not a cool as you think you are.
- Cool Hand Luke - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:48 am:
On the day after the election, Alexi describes to his buddy Barack the size of “The One That Got Away”.
- Zora - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:49 am:
So then she says, “this handsome young man,” and I hadn’t really been listening until then and I was all like, is she talking about me or Barack? Me? Or Barack?
- Carl Nyberg - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:53 am:
“I know I said $100K earlier, but the new deal is if you bring $50K of contributions, I’ll get you into a basketball game with Obama. But I gotta have the money this week.”
- Interested Observer - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:57 am:
Alexi auditioning to be one of the back-up singers for Gladys Knight “shaa naa naa…..”
- Cincinnatus - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 8:58 am:
I’m wearing this name badge so I know who I am.
- ah AH - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:03 am:
My Ego is this big. Don’t you forget it.
- Independent - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:04 am:
“Dude, so like, I got in this Senate thing and everyone said I was TOTALLY tanking. Broadway failure, mob loans, Bright Start losses, paper-thin resume, yada yada. But then from out of nowhere this Kirk dude soooo got nailed on his resume and now I’m in like Flynn. Uncle Barry, here comes that small forward you need for your pickup team. Score!”
- Wardley - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:04 am:
“Dude, I’m Alexi, I’m Obama’s wing-man!!”
- JCIII - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:10 am:
You shoulda seen this chick from last night.
- OneMan - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:10 am:
No I am not Bowzer from Shan-na-na but I can do an impression
- A.B. - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:13 am:
Ok first, I need one of those sacks of concrete about this big….
- fedup dem - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:18 am:
“Yeah, from what I hear Rich Miller needs about this much coffee to keep up with me forthe rest of the campaign!”
- Don't Worry, Be Happy - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:19 am:
So I grabbed the cannoli…
- Really?? - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:22 am:
Fuggetaboutit!
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:24 am:
So, ya see, if I lose this election, my family’s bank is there as a back-up….oh, yeah…well, I’ve still got my basketball moves, so I’ve got that goin’ for me.
- Wumpus - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:24 am:
So I told the voters I left the bank in Dec, but I told the Feds I left the bank in May. I am so slick!
- Team America - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:25 am:
Everytime I try to stop loaning money to da mob, dey pull me back in..
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:28 am:
Excuse me. Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?
- He gone... - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:29 am:
So I at one of my girls houses, yadda yadda yadda. Kirk is out.
- just sayin' - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:30 am:
You talkin’ to ME?!!…You talkin’ to ME??!!!
- Njardar - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:32 am:
I’m stylin’ I’se got my suit jacket, my polartec vest and my overcoat… I’m ready for anything.
Whadda ya mean it’s raining outside?
- The Captain - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:33 am:
The enthusiasm gap used to be “this” big before Kirk got caught on tape and woke up the sleeping giant.
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:33 am:
I was brought forth upon a most excellent adventure conceived by my friends, Barack… and Dick. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition which has been true throughout time. Be excellent to each other. And… PARTY ON, DUDES!
(I can’t shake the Bill & Ted thing.)
- The Captain - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:34 am:
Eugene, stay classy.
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:35 am:
So, you really think I could pick up where Vanilla Ice left off?
- Aaron - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:39 am:
How you doin’?
- Levin - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:40 am:
Hi I’m Alexi and I got a hair lip
- Responsa - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:43 am:
So this is what we did. We had the guys go out and buy up and destroy all the NY Times copies that just had that really favorable David Brooks column on Kirk. So, unless voters read it on the internet, I think I’m still OK.
- Anonymous - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:44 am:
The great thing about being here at Manny’s is I can see my political friends AND my old bank customers. In fact, I first met Barack here. I think it was “Jaws,” I mean Michael, who brought me here that day.
- Quinn T. Sential - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:46 am:
“Duuuuuude,
what do you mean there is no smoothie machine in the break-room here, you could have a claim for a hostile work environment if that’s the case.
- phocion - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:52 am:
Mothers want to adopt him. Women want to tame him. Men want to be him. The IRS wants to audit him.
- Frank Skeffington - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 9:55 am:
See, I am just like Obama! I just got the corned beef, a potato pancake, and a slice of cherry pie. For God’s sake, how much more proof do you people need?
- Obama's Puppy - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:05 am:
I’m bringing sexy back to the Senate.
- ok - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:08 am:
“I’m on a horse.”
- Living in Oklahoma - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:14 am:
You don’t want the Rolex?
- Fed up - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:16 am:
Hey could you pay for this. I lost all my money when the bank I owned went under.
- VanillaMan - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:19 am:
Can I help it if I was born a millionaire?
Can I help it that I’m a young banker’s son?
Can I help it that the family bank gave loans to criminals?
Can I help it if Barack wanted Lisa instead of me?
Can I help it if Bright Start lost millions?
Can I help it if my bank collapsed?
Can I help it if I don’t remember when I wasn’t with the bank?
Can I help it I made millions when my bank collapsed?
Can I help it that my only interest is basketball and me?
See, I’m the victim here. Just like you.
But you are not a young multi-millionaire basketball player with powerful political friends. So do the right thing and set me up in DC to be your god for the rest of my life because the bottom linis I’m cool now. I’m attractive now. And you ain’t gonna want me in another ten years when I look like you.,
- Fed up - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:22 am:
Yeah were pulling out all the stops this election in Crook county. No one will vote for Rich whitey and we have Michelle Obama electioneering in the polling place the Chicago machine can’t be stopped so get on board
- KnuckleHead - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:22 am:
“Hey is that Richie Cunningham …oops sorry Mark!”
- Anonymous - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:25 am:
I’m also running for Gov. As Rich Whitey.
- We Todd Did - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:28 am:
You call those jazz hands? These are jazz hands!
- VanillaMan - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:31 am:
I am the real Rich Whitey running this year.
- WRMNpolitics - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:34 am:
Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh?
- wordslinger - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:36 am:
Anon 10:25 leads the pack. Rich Whitey is inspired. Wish I had thought of it.
- Bluefish - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:37 am:
You wouldn’t understand, it’s a Greek thing, see.
- Commonsense in Illinois - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:37 am:
So the music ends and I ever so gently bend her back like this…and I’m tellin’ ya man, it was magic…magic…
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:39 am:
“Hey, I ‘m Mark Kirk, I’m so cool I misremeber how cool I am!”
- Plutocrat03 - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:40 am:
Wait till you see what I can do with the federal treasury
- ANON - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:41 am:
So I was down in Miami with Jaws, rollin up on this chick at this club and….ayy, yooo, what’s wit the pictures, I’m tryin to have conversation ova here
- Suburbs - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:43 am:
Heeyy, Tony….I gave you that Big Fat Greek..uh..loan..yeah, that’s it. Now I just need this one little favor in return…his name is Kirk and he’s been bothersome. Can you take care of this one little thing for me??
- Siriusly - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:46 am:
Senate candidate Alexi Giannoulias asks a voter if he can borrow a napkin after he got grease on his hands at a famous south side deli.
According to Mark Kirk, the voter should have first looked into Giannoulias’ background before deciding to loan him the napkin.
- Helm - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:47 am:
I wish the bank loans I made were as Kosher as the corned beef I just ate and can now feel backing up…
(Manny’s Deli Reference as that’s where the photo is from)
- Adam Smith - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:55 am:
MrJM at 8:31 is absolutely best so far. If you don’t get it…sorry.
- 10th Indy - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:58 am:
“Let me be perfectly consistent - 2006…2005, 2005…2006″
- DisplacedIllinoisan - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 10:58 am:
“It’s Alexi.. with an ‘A’…I’m kind of a big deal.”
- Jake from Elwood - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:02 am:
Alexi describes in detail his chance encounter and photo op with Miss Foozie.
Reference: Capital Fax Blog (6/30/10)
Also, methinks this guy is one shaving removed from a severe unibrow.
- Barton Lorimor - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:07 am:
Looks like Ali G is about to kick a freestyle! Oh snap!
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:10 am:
“Hey, I’m Alexi, you guys know me … It’s lunch time, so let’s talk to some patrons …Hey there, I like your sandwich … you’re hungry? … so you like deli food, what’s with that … well, it’s great to meet you, say hello to your mother for me, ok…”
- Josh - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:12 am:
Which one of youse guys is Jaws?
- Crystal Clear - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:13 am:
“Hey Bristol, let’s dance.”
- OneMan - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:18 am:
Doing the Employment Date Cha-Cha here is Alexi and his partner Alexi
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:18 am:
“So, Judy asks, do YOU Polka … do I Polka???”
- Anonymous - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:20 am:
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around every once in a while, you could miss it.
- The Truth is Out There - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:29 am:
Where is the Windex?
- Phineas J. Whoopee - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:30 am:
Excuse me, I’m a new student here at Lane Tech. How’s the meatloaf?
- west side don - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:30 am:
I can’t believe this man is about to be a United States Senator. What a joke!
- west side don - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:31 am:
He doesn’t even vote when he’s not on the ballot
- OptimistTurnedCynic - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:32 am:
Hey, have I got a bridge to sell you. Driven over only once–to a Bright Start!
or
I am just like Jimmy Stewart in Its a Wonderful Life. In banking, its just doing right with Family and friends.
- 815 Ω - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:32 am:
I think MrMJM had a great one. Here’s mine:
I’m funny how? Like a clown?
- ANON - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:34 am:
To quote an SNL parody of another fine Greek: “I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy”
- mongoose - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:46 am:
So when I was in Miami i said to Snooki, ‘hey you want to come with me to meet this Jaws guy’, and she totally came with. It was sick hanging with a girl named Snooki and a dude named jaws.
- dupage dan - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:47 am:
So, the secret handshake of our frat starts like this…..
- dupage dan - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:48 am:
Yo, yo, yo, s’up?
- Twisted scorpios - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 11:51 am:
All we hear is Alexi rapping Bruno Mars’ song, “I wanna be a billionaire”:
I wanna be your senator so fricking bad
Karl Rove won’t buy me tv ads
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of GQ magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Dream (Barack)
Oh everytime I close my eyes, hope and change are on my mind
Mark Kirk really sucks as a leg-is-lator
That’s why I am running to be your senator
- The End Is Near - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 12:03 pm:
“We had people from Manny’s deliver lunch to Broadway Bank at 11:45 a.m. every day during the first half of 2006 . . . . I mean 2005.”
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 12:12 pm:
If I’d been flying over enemy territory taking fire, I would have picked up a 50-caliber machine gun and started shooting back.
- shore - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 12:20 pm:
whassssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp
- Phineas J. Whoopee - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 12:26 pm:
and you guys thought Fonzie was cool, AAYYYY…
- Vote Quimby! - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 12:58 pm:
I don’t care if Mark Kirk wiped down tables when he was here, I’m not carrying my tray to the trash can. I’ve got people for that, and they should be here shortly.
- Cook County Commoner - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 1:05 pm:
Of course, you’re right. My first assignment is to get rid of US Attorney Fitzgerald. But a pardon for Rezko? Geez. How much power does a US Senator have?
- not applicable - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 1:28 pm:
“I’m going to take a nap. When I wake up, if the money is on the table, I’ll know I have a partner. If it isn’t, I’ll know I don’t.”
- ghost - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 1:31 pm:
Joey voice: how you doin!
Or
So I was all up in obama’s face, he tried to move on me, I tossed him an elbow and scored the bucket.
- "Old Timer Dem" - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 1:41 pm:
AAAAAAH! I’m the Fonz!
- Murfe82 - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 2:37 pm:
“Just when I thought I was out…they pulled me back in.”
- 47th Ward - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 3:43 pm:
OK, I knew I was pushing it, but what about Eugene at 9:28am?
- 47th Ward - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 3:49 pm:
Now come here and give me a hug you big palooka.
- He gone... - Friday, Oct 15, 10 @ 4:44 pm:
I am not Rich Whitey, that is Jim Oberweis…
- dumb ol' country boy - Saturday, Oct 16, 10 @ 6:07 am:
I’m just saying…not up in here mark kirk, not up in here.
- dumb ol' country boy - Saturday, Oct 16, 10 @ 6:09 am:
So win I did polka with Judy, right, I placed my hands here like this, and then I swayed my hips like this……
- D.P. Gumby - Saturday, Oct 16, 10 @ 1:31 pm:
“Ok, here’s my Howdy Doody face…do you like that one?”