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Question of the day
Friday, Mar 16, 2012 - Posted by Rich Miller * I was looking for something quick to post this morning, but just couldn’t find anything easy and then realized I could’ve done a long post in the time it took me to think about a short one. Such is the life of a blog owner. So, let’s do a question instead. * Illinois primary day is to ____ as St. Patrick’s Day is to _____? Snark is most definitely encouraged.
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- Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:42 am:
Illinois primary day is to “Green backs” as St. Patrick’s Day is to Green River.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:43 am:
Illinois primary day is to Donuts as St. Patrick’s Day is to Beer!
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:47 am:
Illinois primary day is to Mike Madigan as St. Patrick’s Day is to Leprechaun.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:48 am:
Illinois primary day is to a late night in a bar as St. Patrick’s Day is to a late night in a bar.
- Ghost of John Brown - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:49 am:
Illinois primary day is to drinking castor oil as St. Patrick’s Day is to drinking Guinness?
- dizzycow - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:49 am:
Illinois primary day is to independents as st patricks day is to Italians.
- wordslinger - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:49 am:
Illinois primary day is to making good choices as St. Patrick’s Day is to making good choices.
- hisgirlfriday - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:51 am:
Illinois primary day is to Dimpled Chads
as
St. Patrick’s Day is to Debauched Shads.
- Wensicia - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:52 am:
Illinois primary day is to hangovers as St. Patrick’s Day is to drinking pitchers of green beer.
- downstate commissioner - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:55 am:
rotten roadkill is to corned beef and cabbage
- The Other Anonymous - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 9:58 am:
Illinois primary is to democracy as St. Patrick’s Day is to hangovers.
- Irish - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:01 am:
Illinois primary is to a precinct committeeman as
a QOD/Caption contest is to OW. LOL
- Irish - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:02 am:
Illinois Primary is to a pollster as St. Patricks day is to a cabbage farmer.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:06 am:
Irish … Kind words, Thank You!
- Ace Matson - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:08 am:
Illinois primary day is to undigestible candidates as St. Patrick’s Day is to undigestible food!
- Irish - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:10 am:
Illinois primary is to candidates pretending to be of the opposite party as St. Patricks day is to people pretending they’re Irish.
- siriusly - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:10 am:
Oswego - you are on fire today!
Illinois primary day is to direct mail consultants as St. Patrick’s Day is to Miller Beer.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:14 am:
Illinois primary day is to Tom Cross on a golf course as St. Patrick’s Day is to celebrators at a bar.
- Boone Logan Square - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:15 am:
graft :: cirrhosis
- John A Logan - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:16 am:
Illinois primary day is to hatchet fights as St Patricks Day is to green beer.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:17 am:
- siriusly -
Thanks, I just try to keep up with everyone else!
- Ann - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:18 am:
Illinois primary day is to green at St. Patrick’s Day is to green.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:18 am:
Illinois primary day is to “walking around” money as St. Patrick’s Day is to Beer money.
- OneMan - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:21 am:
Illinois primary day is to Robo-Calls as St. Patrick’s Day is to Beer!
Illinois primary day is to DuPage County Democrats as St. Patrick’s Day is to Space Aliens!
Illinois primary day is to Cook County Republicans as St. Patrick’s Day is to Chicago River defenders!
- Esquire - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:26 am:
Illinois primary day is to government integrity as St. Patrick’s Day is to sobriety.
- Res Melius - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:30 am:
Illinois primary day is to “everybody’s a pundit” to St. Patrick’s day “everybody’s Irish”
- Hunterdon - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:35 am:
Illinois primary day is to the news media as St. Patrick’s Day is to tavern owners.
- hammer - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:37 am:
Illinois primary day is to the paid canvassers as St. Patrick’s Day is to bartenders and taxi drivers.
- Zool - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:41 am:
Illinois primary day is to futility
as
St. Patrick’s Day is to self-imposed senility
- siriusly - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:44 am:
Illinois primary day is to non-political types as St. Patrick’s Day is to non-drinking types.
- just sayin' - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:50 am:
Illinois primary day is to GETTING DRUNK TO SUPPORT THE IRISH as St. Patrick’s Day is to GETTING DRUNK TO SUPPORT THE IRISH.
- How Ironic - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 10:52 am:
Illinois primary day is to naive GOP’ers saying “this is our year” as St. Patrick’s Day is to novice drinkers trying to drink like the Irish.
Both are delusional, yet entertaining to watch.
- PublicServant - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 11:17 am:
Illinois Primary Day is to campaign signs strewn hither and yon
as
St. Patricks Day is to beer cans strewn hither and yon.
- CircularFiringSquad - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 11:25 am:
Hey did anyone notice IN, the state led my the troll with the awful wig, just lost their SOS to — drum roll —- corruption and vote fraud conviction.
And some believe the convictee was — more snare — a GOPie
- Irish - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 11:30 am:
Illinois Primary Day is to the spinsters as the St. Patricks Day dance is to the spinsters at the retirement home.
- Exhausted - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 11:43 am:
Illinois primary day is to shams as St. Patrick’s Day is to shamrocks.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 11:58 am:
Illinois primary day is to voting booths as St. Patrick’s Day is to tavern booths.
- What planet is he from? - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 12:01 pm:
Illinois primary day is to waking up and wondering what the heck happened last night as St. Patrick’s Day is to waking up and wondering what the heck happened last night.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 12:01 pm:
Illinois primary day is to palm cards for votes as St. Patrick’s Day is to credit cards for beers.
- Irish - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 12:02 pm:
Illinois Primary season is to the Madigan Ring as the Blarney Stone is to St Patrick’s Day.
- Anonymous - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 12:07 pm:
Illinois primary day is to Ireland as St. Patrick’s Day is to Ireland.
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 12:32 pm:
(had to reverse it to make it work)
St. Patrick’s Day is to everyone being Irish for a day as Illinois Primary Day is to every judicial candidate being Irish for a day.
- ah HA - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 1:10 pm:
Illinois primary day is to being Dull And Boring as St. Patrick’s Day is to Drink and be Merry!
- Yellow Dog Democrat - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 1:32 pm:
Illinois primary day is to campaign consultants as St. Patrick’s Day is to alcoholics.
- Irish - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 1:59 pm:
Illinois Primary day is …..ahhh to *$@& with it. It’s Friday.
- aufjunk - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 2:10 pm:
Illinois primary day is to the average citizen as St. Patrick’s day is to Martians.
- Anonymous - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 2:44 pm:
Illinois primary day is to political relevance as St. Patrick’s Day is to anything authentically Irish.
- Boone's is Back - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 3:12 pm:
Illinois primary day is to barstool soothsayers as St. Patrick’s Day is to bartop playmakers.
- IllinoisXPat - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 3:32 pm:
Illinois primary day is to democracy as St Patrick’s Day is to religion.
- mark walker - Friday, Mar 16, 12 @ 4:03 pm:
Illinois Primary day is for professionals as St Patrick’s Day is for amateurs