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Monday, Jul 30, 2012 - Posted by Rich Miller

* Mayor Rahm Emanuel received a health screening last week…

Keep it clean, people. Thanks.

       

38 Comments
  1. - Ravenswood Right Winger - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 9:50 am:

    “You only have 9.5 fingers!”

    “I privatized the missing digit.”


  2. - titan - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 9:54 am:

    No, Mr. Mayor, you have that backwards, I use MY finger …


  3. - Happy Returns - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 9:55 am:

    “You think how I dissed chik-fil-a was bad, I LITERALLY gave Arby’s the finger!”


  4. - OneMan - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 9:57 am:

    Moments before they were going to test the blood a voice cried out…

    “Don’t touch it, it is per evil”

    BTW, I think Happy Returns wins…


  5. - Downstate weed chewing hick - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 9:57 am:

    No,no, no, use this finger. I use the other one too much for work.


  6. - Homer J. Simpson - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:03 am:

    Did they find a cure for Tourette Syndrome?


  7. - amalia - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:06 am:

    Rahm is having his most precious assets…his fingers… examined.


  8. - KGB - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:09 am:

    That hurt. But you seem nice, so I’m only gonna give you the ring finger.


  9. - Todd - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:10 am:

    No you can’t have another one, I need the rest of them


  10. - Wensicia - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:11 am:

    “You see? It’s real blood, not ice water like some claim.”


  11. - Adam Smith - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:11 am:

    “On the outside it’s living human tissue. Underneath it’s a hyper-alloy combat chasis, micro-processor controlled…”


  12. - Downstate - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:17 am:

    “Yes, come to think of it, I guess that is odd. My middle finger, unlike my view on marriage, has always been rigidly straight.”


  13. - Bakersfield - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:27 am:

    “Hey this test wont reveal I’ve been eating Chick Fil A nonstop every day for the past few months will it? The public cant know!”


  14. - Anonymice - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:37 am:

    “Holy cow! It’s Cubs blue!”


  15. - WazUp - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:44 am:

    This little piggy went to D.C.
    This little piggy came home
    This little piggy ate the teachers union
    and this little piggy…oops!


  16. - zatoichi - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:54 am:

    So, how much superglue did you use on this new nail set?


  17. - Ghost of John Brown - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 10:56 am:

    “I #*(&%& told you I wanted the *(*&%-*&@* Band-Aid brand, not some &%(*% knock-off brand. I will #*%&# bury you for that. Do you @$*&% know who the #*&% I am?”


  18. - Boone Logan Square - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 11:04 am:

    “I left some skin off the knuckles in Libertyville and Skokie. Worth it.”


  19. - Ron Burgundy - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 11:06 am:

    “Mr. Mayor, is blood supposed to fizz like that?”


  20. - Tommydanger - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 11:32 am:

    Even though people say you’re such a big one, I’m only going to give you a little one.


  21. - D.P. Gumby - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 11:39 am:

    “Hmmm…you have a very long life line, but it doesn’t travel down to this finger?”


  22. - wordslinger - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 11:44 am:

    “So that chicken just came of of nowhere and bit you, huh? Strange that.”


  23. - Jake From Elwood - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 12:01 pm:

    Let’s hope the photographer left before the more invasive medical procedures began.


  24. - Southern Illinois - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 12:02 pm:

    Keep in mind that finger’s insured by Lloyds of London.


  25. - bullet - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 12:18 pm:

    maybe this is why my math never works out?


  26. - Palos Park Bob - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 12:28 pm:

    “This confirms it. There’s not a drop of decency in this guy!”


  27. - Newsclown - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 12:32 pm:

    “How much is it to burn the fingerprints off, and does it hurt much? I’m asking for a friend….”


  28. - RFR - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 12:36 pm:

    Mr. Mayor, the test results are back, and it’s true you have more power in your ring finger than any other politician in Cook County.


  29. - Give Me A Break - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 12:50 pm:

    Hurry up with the bandaid before Brady blames Madigan for me getting blood on the floor.


  30. - Quinn T. Sential - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 1:07 pm:

    After we’re finished the baby sized sample, we are moving in for the sangre del grande special, so its time to man up:

    ChicagoRedCross Red Cross says blood supply at lowest level in 15 years – USATODAY.com usat.ly/MKEvQ4#.UBaMen… via @USATODAY Can you help?


  31. - Judgment Day - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 1:09 pm:

    Um, your honor, holding your middle finger and having you cough just doesn’t meet the requirements.


  32. - G'Kar - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 1:43 pm:

    “Ah there has got to be some blood in there somewhere . . .”


  33. - mokenavince - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 2:12 pm:

    Polish or buffed? Just go easy on the on cuticles.


  34. - ZC - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 2:47 pm:

    “So your blood pressure’s very good for a man your age, but I would lay off the John Kass columns.”


  35. - Siriusly - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 3:24 pm:

    ouch!


  36. - One to the Dome - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 5:33 pm:

    Pick one. Well anyone that’s left


  37. - Pale Rider - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 8:38 pm:

    Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. . .


  38. - sm73 - Monday, Jul 30, 12 @ 9:00 pm:

    The City’s speech therapist prepares to fit Mayor Emmanuel with a prosthetic finger.


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