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Caption contest!
Monday, Oct 22, 2012 - Posted by Rich Miller * A flyer posted at the Capitol Complex…  Um. OK. That’s kind of a difficult invitation to turn down. And “selling” votes? How, uh, ethical of them. Just kidding, of course. Caption?
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- Oswego Willy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 11:39 am:
$8.00 … gets us to give you a month off ethics!
- 47th Ward - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 11:42 am:
Zantac, $200.
- Michelle Flaherty - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 11:45 am:
Demolition of the Stratton Building is scheduled for roughly 1:15 p.m. on Wednesday, beginning with the 5th floor bathrooms.
- so.... - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 11:46 am:
Do as we say, not as we do!
- Bluefish - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 11:47 am:
Your only chance to get “burned” by the Executive Ethics Commission without an indictment.
- Michelle Flaherty - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 11:48 am:
The cookoff ends precisely at 1 p.m. Anyone caught eating chili at their desks after 1 p.m. will be investigated and reprimanded (possibly fired) unless they have prior written permission from their supervisors.
- Vote Quimby! - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 11:53 am:
The ethics committee joins the rest of Illinois in learning how to conduct elections.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 11:55 am:
Chilli Price List:
Chilli - $5
Your Ethics File “misplaced” - $50, in two $20 & two $5 billd, non-sequntial
Your Co-Worker’s File - $100, and a signed “Non-Dislosure Agreement”
Your Boss’ File - $217.55, run as a Debit, on a card, listed as “Party Favors” in your bank statement.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 11:58 am:
“Executive Ethics Commission Chilli -
It’s Hot and Grilled, just like our Office Credo”
- Ace Laredo - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:05 pm:
It’s tough to decide which will be tougher on the poor gut of a participant: the chili or the executive ethics commission.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:08 pm:
“This flyer by the Executive Ethics Commission is in Complete Compliance of the Executive Ethics Commission’s rules of Ethics and Executives.”
- foster brooks - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:10 pm:
Hope they don’t run past 1pm. Otherwise the trib will have front page news .
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:13 pm:
“I guarantee … you will WANT to attend… not that we will be keeping track … on a list … of Executives … that we may see … maybe…because we will be happier with full attendence.
Oh well, see you there!”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:14 pm:
“Madatory is such an ‘Ugly’ word, let’s just say we look forward to seeing everyone”
- Crime Fighter - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:15 pm:
Giving the EEC purpose.
**Free for Quinn administration officials:
1) Retaliatory discharges.
2) HMO contract rigging.
3) Federal grant misconduct.
4) Falsifying documents.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:16 pm:
“The Executive Ethics Commission Chilli Cook-Off: The more time we love everyone’s chilli, the less time we will love learning about your Ethics. Your Call.”
- x ace - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:16 pm:
Bias ? - Ethics Commission picture targets Red Chilies and even 3rd party Green Chilies and Yellow Chilies , but no Blue Chilies ? - Insider Conspiracy ?
- J - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:19 pm:
Caption: “Quinn and the EEC develop sophisticated trap to catch state employees eating on their lunch hour.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:27 pm:
“$1 for each additional vote;”
“Our Vote Selling is Cheap, and Our Ethics is Unquestioned!”
- OneMan - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:46 pm:
If you eat your chili to quick they make you eat it again…
- OneMan - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:47 pm:
Are these the guys that bust people for eating at their desks?
Just want to know if the next set of captions in my head works.
- Michelle Flaherty - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:47 pm:
OneMan, you made me laugh.
- Huh? - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 12:57 pm:
Live from the ethical challenged EEC, and the winner is …..
- observation - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 1:06 pm:
Notice that there is no stamp of approval from the building manager that is required prior to posting such flyers.
- Cincinnatus - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 1:07 pm:
A copy of our report filed with the State Board of Elections is (or will be) available on the Board’s official website (www.elections.il.gov) or for purchase from the State Board of Elections, Springfield, Illinois. Campaign contributions are not tax deductible for federal or state income tax purposes. Not printed at tax payer expense.
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 1:11 pm:
“Well you people were all griping that we don’t do anything! NOW what’s your problem?”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 1:12 pm:
EEC Staffer - “We’re gonna put up this flyer”
A Capitol Building Manager - “I dunno if this is ok …”
EEC Staffer - “Is that an illegal hotplate on your credenza?”
A Capitol Building Manager - “(pause) … Have a nice Cook-Off.”
EEC Staffer - “Thanks … ‘John’ …oh, and uh … enjoy that hotplate … John …”
- frustrated GOP - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 1:19 pm:
Ethics Commission explores two new revenue streams for the State.
- pardon - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 1:29 pm:
“No press allowed, ballots will be destoyed after counted, results/attendance not subject to FOIA.”
- OneMan - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 1:49 pm:
A 6 month stakeout of a Secretary I who was working overtime and not reporting is was compromised today by an investigator who had one too many tastes of the 5 alarm…
- WazUp - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 1:55 pm:
Paid for by Citizens for Quinn
- AFSCME Steward - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 2:10 pm:
Geez, no wonder the state is so messed up. The ethics people don’t understand the game. You pay me to vote. I don’t pay you. Got it ?
- Boone's is Back - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 2:38 pm:
I’ve got this chili cook off ticket and it’s effen golden
- steve schnorf - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 2:49 pm:
Let’s cut them a little slack here, folks. The more they appreciate that they are human, perhaps the more they will appreciate that we are, and that there’s a difference between mickey mouse bs and corruption
- zatoichi - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 3:02 pm:
What, no one here ever bought/used a mulligan at a golf tournament?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 3:04 pm:
===What, no one here ever bought/used a mulligan at a golf tournament?===
“I have, even on Election Day! Signed, Tom Cross”
- Karl - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 3:42 pm:
Executive Ethics Commission chili….within 24 hours, it will alert you as to which part of your body we will own if you break any ethics rules.
- jerry 101 - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 4:49 pm:
A flyer for the EEC Chili Cook-off in October, 2012. Investigations have shown that this was actually a clever ruse to allow the EEC to place tracking devices inside the bodies of all employees, allowing the EEC to track their movements at all times.
However, they did not achieve 100% coverage, due to the $5 fee charged to participate. Some employees opted out. It was revealed that the $5 charge was to cover he cost of the devices. EEC did not have enough funds to cover the cost due to budget cuts.
- Come on man! - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 6:30 pm:
Two things you never want to see made: Politic’s and…Chilli?!?!
- Michelle Flaherty - Monday, Oct 22, 12 @ 8:01 pm:
Is that an 8-tier chili system?