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Question of the day
Wednesday, Oct 8, 2014 - Posted by Rich Miller * Former Illinois Violence Prevention Authority director Barbara Shaw is sworn in this morning before taking questions from the Legislative Audit Commission…  * The Question: Caption?
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- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:00 pm:
“I solemnly swear, no matter what Dopes the ILGOP GA put in front of me, I won’t embarrass them too badly, so help me…”
- walker - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:01 pm:
“Here’s what you can do with your immunity.”
- anon - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:01 pm:
Anyone here think this was really messed up?
- Confused - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:02 pm:
Who wants a check? I do!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:02 pm:
“Raise your hand if you dance with the one who brung ya?”
- Steve - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:03 pm:
“Is this also an official campaign event?”
- MrJM - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:04 pm:
Barb Shaw shows Republican committee members the hand with which she will repeatedly spank them.
– MrJM
- Amalia - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:04 pm:
I, state your blame…..
- Formerly Known As... - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:04 pm:
“Bring it, *!^@^es”
- walker - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:06 pm:
“On advice of counsel, I respectfully will not be pleading the 5th.”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:06 pm:
“I solemnly swear, I won’t help Bruce Rauner by taking Pat Quinn to task, and will to the best of ability, make it about legislative oversight, so help me…”
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:08 pm:
“Who thinks this is a poor use of all our time…raise your hands…Sandack…c’mon Barickmam, raise your hand…”
- Jaded - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:08 pm:
Pizza guy enters the hearing room.
“Who ordered the double cheese and sausage?”
“Right here Dude”
- Keyser Soze - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:08 pm:
This is another fine mess you’ve gotten me into Quinnie.
- Casual observer - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:09 pm:
I solemnly swear nothing I say or do is politically motivated. Will members of the LAC take the same oath?
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:12 pm:
“Ok, who expects Bruce Rauner to bury you? Bankrupt your family? Yeah, me too…”
- Blue Dog - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:15 pm:
Ms. Shaw is seen here waving to the crowd before performing select readings from Hogan’s Heroes for the audience.
- Concerned - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:16 pm:
Talk to the hand, . . . !
- Norseman - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:23 pm:
Where is today’s scapegoat?
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:24 pm:
Jimmy John’s-over here!
- A guy... - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:30 pm:
“I swear to tell the best version of the truth I can. And I resent being put in this position.”
- zatoichi - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:36 pm:
Yeah that’s the palm of my hand. Come closer and I’ll give you a fresh one with the back.
- Nieva - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:47 pm:
I have a nail appointment let’s hurry this along.
- Harry - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 3:59 pm:
I swear, I’m not Lois Lerner.
- wordslinger - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 4:01 pm:
Beer man!
- A guy... - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 4:06 pm:
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
- Stones - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 4:07 pm:
“Live long and prosper”
- THEGUN - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 4:31 pm:
Oh..its my turn….ummm..uhhh…
Oh Yes….Rod says hi
- VanillaMan - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 4:48 pm:
This is Illinois.
Swearing we didn’t commit a felony in government is like being inaugurated.
- VanillaMan - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 4:49 pm:
So help me, Rod.
- VanillaMan - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 4:52 pm:
I held the cash in this hand, and the truth in the other. Speak to my right hand when you want a story, and my left if you’d like the truth.
- wordslinger - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 4:54 pm:
So VMan, what would you say was the most explosive felonious conduct you heard about today, as you had predicted all along?
- VanillaMan - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 4:54 pm:
ive been waiting for this since February, 2011.
- VanillaMan - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 4:57 pm:
that’s what she said.
- Sunshine - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 5:35 pm:
There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home!
- Nothin's easy - Wednesday, Oct 8, 14 @ 10:55 pm:
News Flash, there’s no there, there…in other news, 6 males attempted to accost a senior female…it’s reported all 6 males retreated with a bloody nose and swollen upper lips…meanwhile, in Chicago today, her eminence….