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Question of the day
Tuesday, Sep 1, 2015 - Posted by Rich Miller * Rep. Greg Harris visited one of Exelon’s nuclear power plants today and posted a photo to Facebook. But then somebody posted a slightly more creative version…  * The Question: Caption?
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- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:20 pm:
“Over there? That’s where we keep the ‘Fizzy Lifting Drink’… “
- The Drummer - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:20 pm:
“Don’t forget you’re here forever.”
- Stones - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:23 pm:
Mr. Burns…eh, Governor Rauner’s office is over there.
- Bluefish - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:26 pm:
And that is where we keep Blinky.
- A guy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:26 pm:
Look, it glows in the dark!
- walker - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:27 pm:
Okay Let’s look at the House seating chart and count possible votes
- Boone's is Back - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:27 pm:
“It’s pronounced ‘Nu-cu-lear’”
- A guy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:27 pm:
Up there is our tote board for subsidies. It updates regularly.
- walker - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:27 pm:
Nice haircut
- A guy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:28 pm:
Those windmills up there are killin’ boids.
- Wordslinger - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:28 pm:
“Excellent.”
- A Jack - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:30 pm:
Which guy without hair is Homer Simpson?
- Chicago Cynic - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:30 pm:
“And this is where we print the money”
- A guy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:31 pm:
That rare smelly plant in the Botanical Garden would have bloomed if we used that big hitter up there.
- A guy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:32 pm:
Our technicians get continuing education up there near the reactor. That’s when they turn yellow.
- bluecollargal - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:32 pm:
“And this is where we cook the bacon.”
- A Jack - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:32 pm:
“And over there is where we keep the donuts.”
- Honeybear - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:33 pm:
DOH!!!!
- A Jack - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:37 pm:
The Governor is planning on cloning state workers in case of a strike. Here we see the Homer Simpson clone being trained to run a nuclear reactor as a test of the plans effectiveness.
- Chicago Cynic - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:43 pm:
That’s where we keep Chris Crane’s treasure bath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrmxa_NOou0
- Red Ranger - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:43 pm:
“Nu-cu-lar, its pronounced nu-cu-lar”
- Ubecha - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:46 pm:
“Spider pig loose at local nuclear plant”
- Nick Name - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:47 pm:
“Homer’s donuts are over there.”
- Beaner - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:52 pm:
The restrooms are just down this way…
- Rollo Tamasi - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:56 pm:
I hope he did not lose all his hair from nuclear radiation. Sort of looks like Mr. Clean.
- Cabildero - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 2:59 pm:
What’s the worst that could happen.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:03 pm:
Doh!
- anon - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:04 pm:
Doh!
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:07 pm:
“Excellent”
- Rayne of Terror - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:11 pm:
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:12 pm:
“And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a single proven fatality, at least in this country.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:21 pm:
“That’s not a crack, per se, we call it ’settling’… “
- @MisterJayEm - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:21 pm:
“I have had to work hard everyday of my life and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase and this haircut!”
– MrJM
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:21 pm:
That’s Homer Simpson, sir, one of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:22 pm:
Now let’s cut the power to shelbyville
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:25 pm:
Doctor evil and minny me
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:25 pm:
“The Raunerbot charging station is upstairs, 4th door on the left, passcode “C-A-R-H-A-R-T-T-niner-zero’… “
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:27 pm:
Duff man new job
- Jake From Elwood - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:27 pm:
This is the spot where Homer sunk my battleship.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 3:48 pm:
“Up there? That’s the ‘Mushroom Incubator’. The Speaker comes her personally every two years to see which Mushroom is ready… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:08 pm:
“That reactor? That one is designated to light up all the governor’s homes… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:09 pm:
“Like I told the insurance person, the state investigator, and the judge … Evelyn started down those stairs… then… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:10 pm:
“He sits up there. Then Kaergard gets his radiation… Bam. The Budget Beard.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:16 pm:
“You WENT in there?!?!? … oh.”
- A guy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:33 pm:
Yeah Greg, Moe’s is right up the street.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:46 pm:
“That one? That one only comes on during a core meltdown… “
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:54 pm:
And this whole place runs on that floppy disk
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 4:57 pm:
“… the lunch room… and next door, that’s where we keep the enriched uranium… “
- Cook County Commoner - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:10 pm:
Marge is up there re-setting the fuel rods. Apu is out back servicing the cooling water pumps.
- phocion - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:13 pm:
Sandack hopes Harris doesn’t catch him moonlighting at the nuclear plant.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:14 pm:
That’s where the governor turns you radioactive
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:20 pm:
That’s Homer Simpson, sir, one of your spoon and fork operators from Sector 7-G.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:30 pm:
Majority party enjoys power grid
- Squround - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:32 pm:
L to R: Rep. Greg Harris, Frank “Grimey” Grimes
- Anon - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:36 pm:
Stavros Blofeld meets Homer Simpson.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 5:38 pm:
Electricity is a byproduct the real prize is the plutonium in the spent fuel rods
- Down with Kang - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 9:57 pm:
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
- A Citizen - Tuesday, Sep 1, 15 @ 10:40 pm:
Okay so we become the first state with The Bomb. do we take over Missouri first or Wisconsin ?
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 2, 15 @ 5:25 am:
See that crack there it goes all the way to the reactor
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 2, 15 @ 5:29 am:
Yep there’s are rates and there’s the rates of our competitor
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Sep 2, 15 @ 8:06 am:
Carl and Lenny deflect blame