- crazybleedingheart - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:20 pm:
“If I could bottle the sexual tension between [One Day at a Time’s feuding] Bonnie Franklin and Shnyder, I could solve the energy crisis.”
-Ethan Hawke, Reality Bites
- Robert the Bruce - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:22 pm:
- WhoKnew - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:04 pm:
Uh-Oh is to What the ….
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:05 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Barzini is to Tattaglia.
- DuPage Saint - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:07 pm:
Sheriff of Knottingham to Robin Hood
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:09 pm:
As Sodslinger is to Oswego Milly.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:10 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as the Emperor is to Darth Vader
- Six Degrees of Separation - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:10 pm:
0.1% is to 1%
- Spliff - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:12 pm:
Ham is to Boloney
- Concerned - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:12 pm:
As Frick is to Frack
- Wensicia - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:13 pm:
Tweedledum is to Tweedledee.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:14 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Scut Farkus is to Grover Dill.
- Gooner - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:16 pm:
Jose Mourinho is to Arsene Wenger.
- TheGoodLieutenant - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:16 pm:
Wile E. Coyote is to Road Runner.
- 35/Shields - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:18 pm:
Jerry Reinsdorf is to Kenny Williams.
- crazybleedingheart - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:20 pm:
“If I could bottle the sexual tension between [One Day at a Time’s feuding] Bonnie Franklin and Shnyder, I could solve the energy crisis.”
-Ethan Hawke, Reality Bites
- Robert the Bruce - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:22 pm:
Sir Lawrence Wildman is to Gordon Gekko.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:24 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as peas is to carrots.
- frisbee - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:24 pm:
Mortimor Duke is to Lois Winthorpe III
- IrishPirate - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:25 pm:
Now I know Rich has a no profanity policy;however, do two uses of profanity in a sentence negate one another and is that an exception?
Just asking.
- Stuff Happens - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:25 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Teller is to Oppenheimer. They’re just working on a different bomb, but devastating nonetheless.
- Crispy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:26 pm:
Scylla to Charybdis.
OW @3:14–perfect analogy!
- michael - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:27 pm:
as Johnny Ola is to Heiman Roth, his bag boy.
- Earnest - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:28 pm:
the pot to the kettle
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:30 pm:
BR is to RE as clueless as to his predicament is to fully aware as to his predicament.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:31 pm:
- michael -
You might be more Fredo than Michael.
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Gordon Gecko is to Bud Fox. (h/t - Robert The Bruce -!)
Thanks - Crispy -
- John A Logan - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:32 pm:
World Wildlife Fund is to World Wrestling Federation.
- Iron Lady - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:33 pm:
As Spain is to Cuba.
- AC - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:33 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as his hostages are to his middle finger.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:35 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel Mercedes is to BMW.
- IrishPirate - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:37 pm:
Rust is to Fire
- Henry Francis - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:38 pm:
As grass is to bowls
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:39 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Dr. Seuss’ “Thing 1″ is to Dr. Seuss’ “Thing 2″
- The Eastern Bloc - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:40 pm:
As Brutus is to Caesar.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:40 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Opera is to Ballet.
- AC - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:41 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Yoko Ono is to the Beatles
- downstate commissioner - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:41 pm:
horse hockey to cow pies
- Precinct Captain - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:41 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Palpatine is to Skywalker.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:41 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as “Co-Signer” is to “Signer”
- Let'sMovetoNorthDakota - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:43 pm:
“A hungry wolf is to a wounded duck.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:44 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Jimmy Conway is to Henry Hill.
- AC - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:45 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Ed Norton is to Ralph Kramden
- AC - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:47 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Indiana is to Lake Michigan
- Just saying... - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:48 pm:
As Snake is to Rat
- The Old Professor - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:49 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as The Joker is to The Riddler
- AC - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:50 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as unmentionable anatomy is to grass bowl.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:50 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as Mercedes is to Lexus.
h/t to OW for getting to Conway/Hill first!
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:50 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Rolex is to “Rolecks”.
- Iron Lady - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:51 pm:
As Carhartt is to Under Armour.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:53 pm:
Darn OW you beat me on the cars too lol.
How about this?
Rauner is to Rahm as Arthur Andersen is to Arthur Andersen.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:53 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Carhartt is to V-Neck Sweater.
(h/t - Iron Lady -)
- Elementary - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:54 pm:
As Superman is to Lex Luthor.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:56 pm:
- AA -, sorry bud, lol.
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as French Crepes is to Denny’s “Thin Pancakes”.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:56 pm:
As Jason Gonzalez is to Joe Barboza.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:58 pm:
* Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as owning a piece of the Chicago Bulls is to owning a Chicago Bulls bobble head.
- Casual observer - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:59 pm:
Rauner is deflecting arrows as Rahm is taking arrows.
Ironic.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 3:59 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as using heavy clout is to being used by heavy clout.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:01 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as owning mass media is to being “owned” by mass media.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:01 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as the Hope Diamond is to “I got it at Jared.”
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:03 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as Winnetka is to Ravenswood.
- @MisterJayEm - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:04 pm:
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.
Just then flew down a monstrous crow,
As black as a tar-barrel;
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel.
– MrJM
- Casual observer - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:05 pm:
OW @4:01 nailed it.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:06 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as before is to after.
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:07 pm:
47th for the lead!
- Product of the '60's - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:09 pm:
As Chernobyl is to Three Mile Island
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:10 pm:
- 47th Ward -, yikes that’s good
- Rufus - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:11 pm:
As wine is to beer.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:11 pm:
47, I bow to your awesomeness!
- Keyrock - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:12 pm:
As Dartmouth is to Sarah Lawrence? (No. That doesn’t work.)
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm as Winnetka is to Wilmette.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:14 pm:
One more but it can’t compete with 47-
Rauner is to Rahm as an OODA Loop is to a Fruit Loop.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:15 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Last Call is to Closing Time.
- Keyrock - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:18 pm:
As Spain is to Cuba.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:20 pm:
VW as to Mack truck
- Stones - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:27 pm:
Middle finger as to half a middle finger
- Sue - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:31 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as six-of-one is to half dozen of the other.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:33 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as push the envelope is to make three envelopes.
- A guy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:38 pm:
* Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Mike Madigan is to Ken Dunkin.
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:40 pm:
A guy starts his year off strong!
- walker - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:47 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as Bluto is to Popeye.
- Chicago 20 - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:51 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Donald Trump is to Mel Gibson.
- cdog - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:56 pm:
Rauner is to Emanuel as dirt is to mud. One is sticking, the other, not so much.
- cdog - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 4:58 pm:
until it rains.
- Blue dog dem - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 5:01 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to RAHM Emanuel as Ernest is to Julio
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 5:15 pm:
Donald Trump is to Vladimir Putin.
- IrishPirate - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 5:17 pm:
Sacco is to Vanzetti.
They’re both on the same ultimate path.
- Tommydanger - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 5:21 pm:
Dean Martin is to Jerry Lewis
- MrGrassroots - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 5:22 pm:
Walter Matthau is to George Burns in the Sunshine Boys! Enter . . .
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 5:32 pm:
Governor is to the mayor as leverage is to a crises
- Mcleaniac - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 5:48 pm:
… As marmalade is to fish sauce
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 5:51 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as an ostrich is to sand
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 5:57 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as “Don’t Know” is to “Don’t Care”
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 6:04 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as the cubs are to disappointment
- Don Draper - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 6:26 pm:
as Michael Jordan is to Craig Ehlo.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 6:28 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as transparency is to clearly corrupt
- Don Draper - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 6:32 pm:
as Nolan Ryan is to Robin Ventura.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 6:33 pm:
Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as comically bad is to tragically sad
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 6:34 pm:
* Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as blissfully unaware is to willfully ignorant.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 6:35 pm:
* Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as Payton Prep is to Arne Duncan.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 6:36 pm:
* Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as “phony” is to “$&@#%”.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 6:39 pm:
* Bruce Rauner is to Rahm Emanuel as holding hostages is to crisis leveraging.
- DuPage Don - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 6:59 pm:
Bruce is to Rahm as Howard Baker was to Richard Nixon….
- DuPage Don - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 7:03 pm:
…..”what did the president know and when did he know it?”
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 7:50 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as Rauner is to Illinois
- Dome Gnome - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 7:53 pm:
As frying pan is to fire.
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 8:07 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as a task force is to a budget
- Carhatt Representative - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 8:10 pm:
Bruce is to Rahm as Jerry Jones is to Johnny Manzel
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 8:18 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as the dark continent is to Europe
- Enviro - Tuesday, Jan 5, 16 @ 8:22 pm:
Rauner is to Rahm as the spider is to the fly.
- Steve - Wednesday, Jan 6, 16 @ 5:57 am:
Rauner is to Rahm as the pig is to the rat.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jan 6, 16 @ 6:25 am:
Rauner is to Rahm as Sam and the shams are to camel racing
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jan 6, 16 @ 7:19 am:
Rauner is to Rahm as structural reform is to structural collapse
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jan 6, 16 @ 8:04 am:
Rauner is to Rahm as tax refunds are to election day
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Jan 6, 16 @ 8:12 am:
Rauner is to Rahm as a sandbag is to the Sahara