BR “Hey did you play the lottery ? RE “Nope but I hung a for sale sign on the city for $1 Billion dollars! BR: “Cool you can buy the beers next time we got out!” Both : “Bahahaha”
- Cook County Commoner - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:54 pm:
Yeah, I saw the Big Short. Boy, did we clean up on that. Wait till they see the movie on Illinois. You got your shorts set up on the Chicago and CPS paper? Keep Mike M. in the loop. He’s doing his part.
Since the media wants a cage match, I’ll tell ya what we’ll do….we’ll split a bottle of your 2005 Bodegas Roda Circion between rounds 1 & 2, then you bring your bottle of 2007 Tuscan Sassicria so we can split it right from the bottle between rounds 2 & 3.
No, I’m serious! They (urinanated)obscenities in the snow on the sidewalk in front of my house while I was on vacation, and a few days later they gunned each other down 4 blocks from my house!
- DuPage Bard - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:26 pm:
They really believe that we don’t like each other! How much are we going to make when this is all done?
- sal-says - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:26 pm:
Raunner: ‘Right; lets laugh now. We’ll see how you feel after I stab you in the back repeatedly. Ha Ha Ha.’
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:30 pm:
“Still foolin’ em… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:32 pm:
“Boy, we’re showin’ Madigan… “
- AC - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:32 pm:
A credit default swap, that would be hilarious!
- old pol - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:32 pm:
“Seriously, it was so funny when you told me you had no sway over Madigan, I almost believed you.” - “Seriously, I don’t”.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:33 pm:
“That John Cullerton is a stitch… “
- Archiesmom - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:33 pm:
“Go ahead, I dare you, turn your back on me. “
- Wensicia - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:33 pm:
“Yeah, my tone deaf line was hilarious.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:34 pm:
“Arne Duncan retired… That’s a good one… “
- Anon221 - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:36 pm:
“You gettin’ ready for San Diego? Yeah, me too.”
http://www.laughology.info/Laughology/Ultimate_Laughing_Championship.html
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:36 pm:
Those are Ari’s writers from L. A. … I know… They crack me up too… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:36 pm:
“Dan Webb… “
- downstate commissioner - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:37 pm:
“…and then I told Hilary that you would be a good candidate for Secretary of Labor….”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:37 pm:
“We have to stop laughing at Kristen… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:39 pm:
“We both have Potomac Fever?! More like public fervor… “
- downstate commissioner - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:40 pm:
Clowns laughing at each others’ jokes…
- Joe M - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:43 pm:
How about some musical background?
(What they do)
(They smile in your face)
Smiling faces
Smiling faces sometimes tell lies (back stabbers)
(They smile in your face)
- the O’jays
- downstate commissioner - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:44 pm:
Two guys that the the voters of Chicago should have been united against??? The bad thing is that they both know it, and are laughing about it…
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:45 pm:
“Voters… ‘voters’… get it?… ‘voters’… “
- Deep South - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:48 pm:
“…and then I said, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll have one of the Superstars do it..’”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:51 pm:
“I know… Radogno and Durkin… “
- Dave Dahl - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:52 pm:
“The Aristocrats!”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:52 pm:
“You got ‘Slip and Sue’… and… and… no one wants my job right now.. Best insurance policies ever…”
- DuPage Bard - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:54 pm:
Reporter- this question is for either one of you-Why did you think you were allowed to do that?
Both- (Tears in eyes, laughing hysterically) You must be new.
- Slippin' Jimmy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:56 pm:
I know, all of Illinois thinks we give a “Banned Word”, a’int that a Hoot!
- LizPhairTax - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:56 pm:
I told them I own it. That’s hilarious, Rahm. I told them I cried.
- Cheswick - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 2:57 pm:
I got you babe
I got you babe
- Christopher - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:00 pm:
( Rahm speaking ) ” . . . And then, Bruce, I told them I hadn’t even seen the Laquan McDonald video until the other day . . . “
- Cheswick - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:00 pm:
One is beholden
The other be holdin’
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:01 pm:
“Rahm… watch this… Sandack… ‘roll over’… now ‘meow’… he does whatever I say… “
- Austin Blvd - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:02 pm:
Rauner: I told that guy to wait a few hours before deliverin ‘ that fish.
Rahm: Ha Ha Ha (”I hate you.”)
- Cheswick - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:04 pm:
- Joe M - @ 2:43 pm
That’s one of my favorite songs. Great choice for the caption.
- Hawkeye - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:06 pm:
“Did we buy Powerball tickets?
Heck no, we’ve already won!”
- DuPage Bard - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:11 pm:
I said transparency.
- A guy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:13 pm:
“I don’t think he’s even 5′5″ in heels”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:16 pm:
“Like I’d sign that… Recall ‘this’… “
- Sue - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:32 pm:
Yeah! We told CTU to ask you for half a billion!
- Stones - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:37 pm:
“He who laughs last…laughs best”
- Mr Mc Nasty - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:45 pm:
BR “Hey did you play the lottery ? RE “Nope but I hung a for sale sign on the city for $1 Billion dollars! BR: “Cool you can buy the beers next time we got out!” Both : “Bahahaha”
- Cook County Commoner - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:54 pm:
Yeah, I saw the Big Short. Boy, did we clean up on that. Wait till they see the movie on Illinois. You got your shorts set up on the Chicago and CPS paper? Keep Mike M. in the loop. He’s doing his part.
- walker - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 3:59 pm:
“Well we still got ours.”
- Anonymous - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 4:01 pm:
Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
And a couple of tra la las
That’s how we laugh the day away
In the merry old land of Rauz.
- How Ironic - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 4:06 pm:
“oh….that’s funny…thought it was yellow fin, not the more expensive blue fin I sent you!”
- Jocko - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 4:21 pm:
BR “Then I had her say, I have no social agenda!”
RE “I’ll do you one better. I had Amy touting full-day Kindergarten AND free City College tuition”
- Huh? - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 4:38 pm:
Hey, did you get the fish that I sent to you?
- 47th Ward - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 4:58 pm:
I told them I hadn’t even seen the video.
I know! I told them I cried when I saw it!
Chumps.
- Stumpy's bunker - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 5:04 pm:
Have ya heard the one about the connected big-city mayor who was brought down by a new thingie called a “dash cam”….?
- Stumpy's bunker - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 5:16 pm:
Since the media wants a cage match, I’ll tell ya what we’ll do….we’ll split a bottle of your 2005 Bodegas Roda Circion between rounds 1 & 2, then you bring your bottle of 2007 Tuscan Sassicria so we can split it right from the bottle between rounds 2 & 3.
- Not It - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 5:27 pm:
RE: People think my goal was to get your job! As if! BR: Ha! I don’t even want my job, that’s why I just keep campaignin’!!
- Stumpy's bunker - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 5:33 pm:
No, I’m serious! They (urinanated)obscenities in the snow on the sidewalk in front of my house while I was on vacation, and a few days later they gunned each other down 4 blocks from my house!
- Stumpy's bunker - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 5:41 pm:
My pledge: to work on my spellingg.
- Bluecollargal - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 5:42 pm:
“Yeah, we sure know how to fool those voters don’t we? Let’s stick with hedge funds.”
- Arthur Andersen - Monday, Jan 11, 16 @ 9:22 pm:
Can you believe that goofy Penn went to “El Chapo?” I know, right, what was he thinking-I hope Ari doesn’t rep him!