“I’ll stop you there. If you continue to berate those who support your cause… by pushing you… pushing you to stay engaged, …you may be missing the point of the nagging… “
“And I told the Governor, ‘The only thing you know about the Trades is this idea people need to trade in Union rights so a tax increase can pass.’ I said, ‘No way, Governor, not on my watch’… “
“And the Capt fax could not be here ’cause he is watchin’ the Book of Mormon on Broadaway. Yikes that play is about 10 years old. I would have opted for “Hamilton”
So I told Rauner, “Hold on, Bruce, let me go into my car and I’ll write you a check for your turnaround agenda. I usually write out my checks on the glove compartment door.”
I told 1.4% to talk to the hand if he was going to yak about his TA, because I was holding up the number of fingers in my right hand of the items in his TA that would pass.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:56 pm:
“Don’t let your left hand know… what your right hand is doing… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:57 pm:
“Let’s not ‘boo’ Bruce Rauner, let’s beat Bruce Rauner… “
- Earnest - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:58 pm:
Right now, you like me. You really like me.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 2:59 pm:
“This hand… this one is empty. In my closed hand is my cell phone Bruce Rauner claims he keeps calling… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:00 pm:
“And I said to the Governor… Whoa… I’m ‘Union Yes’… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:02 pm:
“Now if Mr. Sandack will stop hooting, I’ll remind him I faced the voters… and beat the Raunerite… “
- 47th Ward - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:02 pm:
And this bird you cannot change.
Lord knows, I can’t change.
Lord, help me, I can’t change.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:03 pm:
“Save your cheering, just wait… wait to when we all beat the Raunerites together… “
- Beaner - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:05 pm:
The ever versatile Speaker Madigan shows off his ‘Jazz Hands’ at a Union Hall Dance Off.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:05 pm:
“I’ll stop you there. If you continue to berate those who support your cause… by pushing you… pushing you to stay engaged, …you may be missing the point of the nagging… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:08 pm:
“And I told the Governor, ‘The only thing you know about the Trades is this idea people need to trade in Union rights so a tax increase can pass.’ I said, ‘No way, Governor, not on my watch’… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:09 pm:
“If Mr. Goldberg stops heckling me, I’ll finish my thought… “
- 47th Ward - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:13 pm:
All we need is some bird seed, iron pellets and a giant magnet…
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:14 pm:
“I told Mr. Benton when I saw him, ‘Take off the uniform before it finds its way into your campaign.’ I tried to stop him, but… “
- Ahoy! - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:14 pm:
“And I”m like Bruce, talk to the hand because this is Madiganistan and I’m in charge here.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:15 pm:
“Nope. Stop right there. We don’t ‘need’ Pat Quinn… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:16 pm:
“Ms. McQueary, wishing out loud for a hurricane will not stop my speech. Just sit down… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:17 pm:
“Mr. Goudie, you can’t come up here, I’m talking. Stop. Please… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:19 pm:
“And I told Lisa… ‘Stop, I’m not done being Speaker yet’… You can imagine how that went over… “
- Anonymous - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:19 pm:
Please hang this portrait with my left hand toward the other body.
- 47th Ward - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:23 pm:
Or a large anvil. Yes, that’s it. Birdseed and a very large anvil should do the trick.
- Nick Danger - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:24 pm:
OW, your creative juice cup runnith over. But hey, you play small ball really well, keep punching out the singles. Me? Swing and a miss.
- Annonin' - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:26 pm:
“And the Capt fax could not be here ’cause he is watchin’ the Book of Mormon on Broadaway. Yikes that play is about 10 years old. I would have opted for “Hamilton”
- Mama - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:28 pm:
Watch closely, this is how you do the Irish Jig.
- cover - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:37 pm:
47th Ward FTW!
- Joe M - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:41 pm:
[left hand gesture] Stop! Wait just a moment.
[right hand gesture, pointing] Rich Miller, will you please wake up and pay attention.
- Former Titan - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:41 pm:
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
- Oswego Willy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:44 pm:
- Nick Danger -
Thanks, and I think we’re all playing for 2nd with - 47th Ward -’s genius caption…
“Caption?”
“Stop. I’ve seen that cartoon before… “
- illinoisan - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 3:44 pm:
“Stop in the name of love …”
- Quizzical - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 4:10 pm:
So I told Rauner, “Hold on, Bruce, let me go into my car and I’ll write you a check for your turnaround agenda. I usually write out my checks on the glove compartment door.”
- Huh? - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 4:57 pm:
I told 1.4% to talk to the hand if he was going to yak about his TA, because I was holding up the number of fingers in my right hand of the items in his TA that would pass.
- A guy - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:02 pm:
Talk to the hand, and from here on out, address that hand as Mr. Brown.
- A friend of Clinton - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:19 pm:
” . . . . put your left hand in, and you shake it all about . . . “
- Langhorne - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:54 pm:
Meep, Meep……..3….2….1….BOOM!
- Anonymous - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 5:58 pm:
MJM ‘unloads’ a childish fit in public as everyone else moves towards compromise.
- Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:32 pm:
Goldberg sent instruction to use the sham wow like this
- Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:42 pm:
Thanks for the halo and thousand points of light sparky
- Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:47 pm:
The governor’s untruth is this big
- Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 9:53 pm:
So I pulled the fuse on the superstars last primary
- Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:09 pm:
The cord on my cell phone stops here
- Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:11 pm:
I stopped the turnaround with one hand
- Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:15 pm:
Do my hands look small?
- Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 10:59 pm:
Push it push it real good
- Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 11:04 pm:
Stop taxing the middle class and squeeze the rich
- Rabid - Monday, May 2, 16 @ 11:14 pm:
St Patrick day after party
- Rabid - Tuesday, May 3, 16 @ 7:44 am:
I should of called this in
- Rabid - Tuesday, May 3, 16 @ 7:45 am:
Rare look at the man behind the curtain
- Arock - Tuesday, May 3, 16 @ 8:07 am:
Yes I led you into the abyss, but that is what you asked for by continually re-electing me and my puppets.