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Wednesday, May 25, 2016 - Posted by Rich Miller

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44 Comments
  1. - Honeybear - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:26 am:

    Loving Jesus is that guy on stilts?


  2. - Anonymous - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:30 am:

    “Rahm looks up to speak with a 6 foot tall giant”


  3. - wordslinger - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:31 am:

    RE: “No, it’s true — I didn’t see the video before I recommended the $5 million settlement with the Goliath family.”


  4. - Dupage Bard - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:37 am:

    Usually Mike Freirichs has a shirt on when we talk but hey it’s summer in Chitown


  5. - Big Joe - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:38 am:

    You may be taller than me, but I know more millionaires than you!


  6. - Harry - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:43 am:

    Discussing a job-swap?


  7. - A guy - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:43 am:

    What kinda fish do you like?


  8. - Anonymous - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:53 am:

    Anonamous 10:30. Funny! Funny! Cracked me up.


  9. - walker - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:57 am:

    “CTU?”


  10. - Reformed Public Servant - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:59 am:

    Rahm to Giant: “Hey F$%&er, you ever heard the story about David meets Goliath. In sum, it doesn’t end well for you.”


  11. - From the 'Dale to HP - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:01 am:

    Umm, when did being 5′11″ classify as being a giant?


  12. - From the 'Dale to HP - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:02 am:

    Sorry 10:30 Anonymous… you had it first.


  13. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:08 am:

    I sure wish I brought my sling-shot.


  14. - Excessively Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:08 am:

    WS +1.


  15. - Beaner - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:23 am:

    MRE asks Zoltar the Giant to make him “Big.” In exchange, promises to exempt Fortune Tellers from the Chicago wide “No shirt, no Shoes, no service” policy.


  16. - lake county democrat - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:23 am:

    Why has thou mortal summoned me down from Olympus? SPEAK!


  17. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:31 am:

    Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?

    It’s all over town.


  18. - Way Way Down Here - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:34 am:

    Who you lookin’ at?


  19. - Way Way Down Here - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:43 am:

    What am I, a mirage?


  20. - Gone, but not forgotten - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:56 am:

    MRE: “Don’t you remember working with me? I played a tiny dancer in the Land of the Giants. Wanna work together again? I could use a bodyguard. Are you in the union?”


  21. - Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:04 pm:

    The Mountain meets The Molehill.


  22. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:06 pm:

    He’s really very short on *charm*.


  23. - Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:18 pm:

    “Didn’t we used to work together at Arby’s”


  24. - Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:18 pm:

    I can’t carry all your baggage mayor


  25. - the Cardinal - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:24 pm:

    “I knew both David and Goliath, and you sir are No David !


  26. - Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:34 pm:

    Master ask blaster for a piggy back ride


  27. - Huh? - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:56 pm:

    The giant and his mobile elbow rest.


  28. - burbanite - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 1:49 pm:

    “You think your tough because your big? I can take you.” da mayor


  29. - Silent Budgeteer - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 2:55 pm:

    RE: “So that’s what the F stands for in The BFG? Man, I gotta apologize to those first graders I read to last week!”


  30. - Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 3:38 pm:

    Mayor’s new prop Starve the Beast


  31. - Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 3:44 pm:

    Goldberg’s ego visits the mayor


  32. - Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 3:53 pm:

    Giant search for soul of Illinois


  33. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:14 pm:

    RE: “Man, you look like Rauner before taxes.”


  34. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:16 pm:

    Giant: “It’s 85 degrees. Don’t you own any short-sleeve shirts?”

    RE: “Don’t make me show you my muscles, Beanpole.”


  35. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:17 pm:

    Giant: “Ya know, you could gain another 6 inches with disco shoes.”

    RE: “I’ve got a pair at home in the closet.”


  36. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:20 pm:

    RE: “So what’s with the silly thing on your head? Couldn’t afford a full do-rag?”

    Giant: “Don’t push it Rahm Thumb.”


  37. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:21 pm:

    RE: “Is it true the air is different up high?”

    Giant: “Yeah. It doesn’t smell like…politicians.”


  38. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:23 pm:

    Giant: “Fee, fi, fo fum! I smell the blood of…what are you again?”

    RE: “Liberal Democrat.”


  39. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:24 pm:

    RE: “Aren’t you Steve Reeves?”

    Giant: “Aren’t you Billy Barty?”


  40. - NorthsideNoMore - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:53 pm:

    You may be tall but when I danced with Nancy Pelosi I was the biggest man in the room.


  41. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 5:19 pm:

    RE: “What’s all that red stuff?”

    Giant: “Shredded yard signs from Gonzo’s campaign.”


  42. - relocated - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 7:51 pm:

    Ebenezer Rauner is visited by the ghost of budgets present.


  43. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 8:06 pm:

    RE: “Say, didn’t you go to Dartmouth?”

    Giant: “Are you nuts? Can’t you recognize a Yale man?”


  44. - Gman - Thursday, May 26, 16 @ 9:52 am:

    Can anyone explain what really happened in this picture. Fact may be stranger than fiction.


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