MRE asks Zoltar the Giant to make him “Big.” In exchange, promises to exempt Fortune Tellers from the Chicago wide “No shirt, no Shoes, no service” policy.
- lake county democrat - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:23 am:
Why has thou mortal summoned me down from Olympus? SPEAK!
- Way Way Down Here - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:34 am:
Who you lookin’ at?
- Way Way Down Here - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:43 am:
What am I, a mirage?
- Gone, but not forgotten - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:56 am:
MRE: “Don’t you remember working with me? I played a tiny dancer in the Land of the Giants. Wanna work together again? I could use a bodyguard. Are you in the union?”
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:04 pm:
- Honeybear - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:26 am:
Loving Jesus is that guy on stilts?
- Anonymous - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:30 am:
“Rahm looks up to speak with a 6 foot tall giant”
- wordslinger - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:31 am:
RE: “No, it’s true — I didn’t see the video before I recommended the $5 million settlement with the Goliath family.”
- Dupage Bard - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:37 am:
Usually Mike Freirichs has a shirt on when we talk but hey it’s summer in Chitown
- Big Joe - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:38 am:
You may be taller than me, but I know more millionaires than you!
- Harry - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:43 am:
Discussing a job-swap?
- A guy - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:43 am:
What kinda fish do you like?
- Anonymous - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:53 am:
Anonamous 10:30. Funny! Funny! Cracked me up.
- walker - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:57 am:
“CTU?”
- Reformed Public Servant - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 10:59 am:
Rahm to Giant: “Hey F$%&er, you ever heard the story about David meets Goliath. In sum, it doesn’t end well for you.”
- From the 'Dale to HP - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:01 am:
Umm, when did being 5′11″ classify as being a giant?
- From the 'Dale to HP - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:02 am:
Sorry 10:30 Anonymous… you had it first.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:08 am:
I sure wish I brought my sling-shot.
- Excessively Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:08 am:
WS +1.
- Beaner - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:23 am:
MRE asks Zoltar the Giant to make him “Big.” In exchange, promises to exempt Fortune Tellers from the Chicago wide “No shirt, no Shoes, no service” policy.
- lake county democrat - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:23 am:
Why has thou mortal summoned me down from Olympus? SPEAK!
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:31 am:
Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?
It’s all over town.
- Way Way Down Here - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:34 am:
Who you lookin’ at?
- Way Way Down Here - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:43 am:
What am I, a mirage?
- Gone, but not forgotten - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 11:56 am:
MRE: “Don’t you remember working with me? I played a tiny dancer in the Land of the Giants. Wanna work together again? I could use a bodyguard. Are you in the union?”
- Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:04 pm:
The Mountain meets The Molehill.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:06 pm:
He’s really very short on *charm*.
- Arthur Andersen - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:18 pm:
“Didn’t we used to work together at Arby’s”
- Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:18 pm:
I can’t carry all your baggage mayor
- the Cardinal - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:24 pm:
“I knew both David and Goliath, and you sir are No David !
- Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:34 pm:
Master ask blaster for a piggy back ride
- Huh? - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 12:56 pm:
The giant and his mobile elbow rest.
- burbanite - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 1:49 pm:
“You think your tough because your big? I can take you.” da mayor
- Silent Budgeteer - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 2:55 pm:
RE: “So that’s what the F stands for in The BFG? Man, I gotta apologize to those first graders I read to last week!”
- Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 3:38 pm:
Mayor’s new prop Starve the Beast
- Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 3:44 pm:
Goldberg’s ego visits the mayor
- Rabid - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 3:53 pm:
Giant search for soul of Illinois
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:14 pm:
RE: “Man, you look like Rauner before taxes.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:16 pm:
Giant: “It’s 85 degrees. Don’t you own any short-sleeve shirts?”
RE: “Don’t make me show you my muscles, Beanpole.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:17 pm:
Giant: “Ya know, you could gain another 6 inches with disco shoes.”
RE: “I’ve got a pair at home in the closet.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:20 pm:
RE: “So what’s with the silly thing on your head? Couldn’t afford a full do-rag?”
Giant: “Don’t push it Rahm Thumb.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:21 pm:
RE: “Is it true the air is different up high?”
Giant: “Yeah. It doesn’t smell like…politicians.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:23 pm:
Giant: “Fee, fi, fo fum! I smell the blood of…what are you again?”
RE: “Liberal Democrat.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:24 pm:
RE: “Aren’t you Steve Reeves?”
Giant: “Aren’t you Billy Barty?”
- NorthsideNoMore - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 4:53 pm:
You may be tall but when I danced with Nancy Pelosi I was the biggest man in the room.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 5:19 pm:
RE: “What’s all that red stuff?”
Giant: “Shredded yard signs from Gonzo’s campaign.”
- relocated - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 7:51 pm:
Ebenezer Rauner is visited by the ghost of budgets present.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, May 25, 16 @ 8:06 pm:
RE: “Say, didn’t you go to Dartmouth?”
Giant: “Are you nuts? Can’t you recognize a Yale man?”
- Gman - Thursday, May 26, 16 @ 9:52 am:
Can anyone explain what really happened in this picture. Fact may be stranger than fiction.