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Thursday, Dec 1, 2016 - Posted by Rich Miller

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66 Comments
  1. - Casual observer - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:13 pm:

    Madame Tussaud’s at its finest.


  2. - Magic Dragon - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:13 pm:

    “This is my game face!”


  3. - Anonymous - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:15 pm:

    “Maybe it’s time for some of that orange spray Trump and Boehner use.”


  4. - Lech W - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:15 pm:

    Red noses are in season !


  5. - illinoised - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:16 pm:

    “It’s not the end of the world, what’s all the fuss?”


  6. - Keyrock - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:18 pm:

    A Sox fan contemplates the possibility of Chris Sale being traded to the Cubs.


  7. - LakeviewJ - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:18 pm:

    “Why was I born with such contemporaries?”

    -George Bernard Shaw


  8. - RNUG - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:20 pm:

    This is what I look like after yelling for 60 minutes.


  9. - Anonymous - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:20 pm:

    Madigan,staring, saying to no one in particular: “yes….at times like these I do fondly reminisce on halcyon days with Jim and George, Otto, and Len…..”


  10. - Myopinion - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:26 pm:

    RNUG - “yelling for 60 minutes”

    I doubt the Speaker spoke much at all during the meeting. He was likely too busy listening. Listening in that room did this to his appearance.


  11. - 37B - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:30 pm:

    It’s worse than I thought…


  12. - Bogey Golfer - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:32 pm:

    MJM doing a Mannequin Challenge.


  13. - Amalia - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:35 pm:

    The ghost of Madigan past.


  14. - Lippy the Squirrel - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:35 pm:

    A testament to the art of embalming.


  15. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:38 pm:

    “When Rauner speaks… the blood drains from my body… “


  16. - Whatever - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:38 pm:

    “Listen, whoever comes to you with this Barzini meeting, he’s the traitor. Don’t forget that.”


  17. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:39 pm:

    “Not all of us go on trips and get suntans, I reminded the governor”


  18. - columbo - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:39 pm:

    “You’ll be fine….”


  19. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:40 pm:

    “After Rauner said ‘Then let it break’… I felt as you see me, drained that someone wants so much pain… “


  20. - Oswego Willy - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:41 pm:

    “Rauner wouldn’t let me have my apple… “


  21. - Almost the Weekend - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:45 pm:

    This isn’t fun anymore


  22. - d.p.gumby - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 12:47 pm:

    We knew he was a vulture capitalist. We didn’t know he was a vampire governor.


  23. - Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:20 pm:

    I’am sick of this pop culture and instance gratification


  24. - IllinoisBoi - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:22 pm:

    Michael the Red-Nosed Speaker
    Had a very shiny nose…


  25. - Anonymous - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:22 pm:

    And now for comments on the bill, we go live to Jacob Marley.


  26. - lake county democrat - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:28 pm:

    “Michael, I am the Ghost of Christmas Past…”


  27. - RIJ - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:35 pm:

    Please, somebody, anybody, give the man a sun lamp for Christmas!


  28. - JS Mill - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:36 pm:

    “Yeah, so I am playing the Scrooge character again in my church play.”

    “Mmhmm, good questions, I really don’t know why they ask me to play Scrooge every year, but I am getting pretty good at it.”


  29. - Captain Obvious - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:38 pm:

    A red nose was cute on the Scarecrow…not so much on old Skeletor here.


  30. - RIJ - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:39 pm:

    I always wondered if politicians were more vampire or zombie. This photo does not help in resolving the issue.


  31. - phocion - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:41 pm:

    “I don’t know nothing about birthin’ no budgets!”


  32. - Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:44 pm:

    I’m Mister No-Budget Christmas
    I’m Mister No
    I’m Mister Debt Lister
    I’m Mister Tax Your Dough
    They Call Me No Miser
    Whatever I Touch
    Turns to NO! in My Clutch
    …I’m Too Much!


  33. - Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:46 pm:

    Goldie wants to rectify the constitution, I think it’s morally wrong


  34. - Rocky Rosi - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 1:57 pm:

    “Ken Dunkin brought a new house and will be my next door neighbor”


  35. - Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 2:06 pm:

    “I’d like to answer your questions, but unfortunately I just woke up from a one-hour Nyquil nap.”


  36. - A guy - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 2:09 pm:

    From this point forward, it’s going to take more than an apple a day.


  37. - Dog - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 2:18 pm:

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
    You really are a heel,
    You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
    you’re as charming as an eel,
    Mr. Grinch,
    You’re a bad banana
    with a greasy black peel!


  38. - Anonymous - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 2:21 pm:

    “Then he said the latest demand in his Turnaround Agenda is that everybody who meets with him has to wear a plaid cowboy shirt.

    “And obviously I replied, ‘That is unacceptable.’”


  39. - Jocko - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 2:21 pm:

    What are you talking about? I AM smiling!


  40. - Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 2:23 pm:

    “No, I don’t know where President Cullerton buys his argyle socks. You’ll have to ask him.”


  41. - Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 2:25 pm:

    “For the final time, no, I do NOT know who wrote the Book of Love.”


  42. - Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 2:27 pm:

    “Retire? Like when you put new rubber on your vehicle? Ha! That was a good one! I kill myself!”


  43. - Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 2:31 pm:

    “As I’m sure you can tell by my face, I have never genuinely enjoyed a meeting as much in my life.”


  44. - Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 2:38 pm:

    “When he said he was going to twist my nose until I cried ‘uncle,’ of course I thought he was only kidding.”


  45. - Loop Lady - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 3:25 pm:

    The wear and tear is becoming visible…


  46. - walker - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 3:32 pm:

    “I always thought we were here to govern.”


  47. - walker - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 3:33 pm:

    Is that Quinn on my shoulder?


  48. - walker - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 3:37 pm:

    “Madigan hangs his map to a budget solution on the wall.”


  49. - Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 3:55 pm:

    We’re just coming to blows over reform now


  50. - Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 4:00 pm:

    The public is invited to are next meeting govenor said so


  51. - Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 4:02 pm:

    Delay of game, waited to long to hike


  52. - Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 4:05 pm:

    Read my lips no new taxes


  53. - Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 4:14 pm:

    I just don’t know how the govenor is going to get the votes for his tax increases


  54. - Railrat - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 4:20 pm:

    I just can’t believe this Governor doesn’t understand “compromise ” means MY WAY !!!


  55. - Rabid - Thursday, Dec 1, 16 @ 4:34 pm:

    If you liked the last stop gap eight will be great


  56. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 6:43 am:

    I just changed my name to Rauner,so I can make it the most hated name in Illinois


  57. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 6:47 am:

    Let them eat cake boss is frosted, he will be out later


  58. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 6:55 am:

    My nose walked into a doorknob. I’m coming back with treasurer to fix it


  59. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 7:08 am:

    This ain’t no popularity contest for a poll position


  60. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 7:14 am:

    You biscuit eaters afraid to ask for the turnaround saving number?


  61. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 7:26 am:

    5% would be the time I paid attention at the meeting


  62. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 7:32 am:

    The governor’s fuzzy math has me all shook up


  63. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 7:39 am:

    Has anyone here head what the Rauner tax rate will be?


  64. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 7:44 am:

    Happy holidays


  65. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 7:48 am:

    Govenor thinks its funny to rub your nose in it


  66. - Rabid - Friday, Dec 2, 16 @ 8:41 am:

    You think I look bad you should see the other guy


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