Vice principal in doorway with checkered jacket: Governor, please take your hands out of your pockets and stand up straight. Also, your pants are far too baggy for this school.
“Vice Principal: And what do we say, Bruce?
BVR: Just because they don’t have money doesn’t mean they don’t matter.
VP: That’s right, very good. And I suspect you won’t be throwing the special education children outside during the winter again, will you?
BVR: No, ma’am.” *uncrosses fingers*
I am interested in a substitute teacher position here in 2018. I could teach a class called: “How to succeed by blaming everyone else for your failures.”
- Cubs in '16 - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:44 pm:
“The Dems only THINK they have deep pockets. Look at these here…”
- Anon - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:44 pm:
If you’re here and Im here, then isn’t it our time? And what could be wrong with a little snack on our time, Mr. Hand?
- A guy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:44 pm:
“The students here sure look old”.
- thunderspirit - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:45 pm:
“Hey, remember when you guys had a university in town? Good times.”
- A Jack - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:45 pm:
The letter of the day is “G.”
- njtransplant - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:46 pm:
“Well, the shirt is actually stitched to the jacket, it all comes as one piece.”
- Bruce (no not him) - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:48 pm:
Ah, geeze. Principal’s office again?
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:48 pm:
“I hurt Chicago students on purpose. What makes you think I won’t do that to you?”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:49 pm:
“Eastern? I’d choose another college if I was you. Out of Illinois”
- A Jack - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:51 pm:
“Sorry, I thought I was touring prisons today.”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:52 pm:
“No, my daughter didn’t qualify into Payton Prep, didn’t even score high enough, so I clouted her in. No big woop… “
- DuPage - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:52 pm:
Are the teachers here union?
- sick and tired - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:52 pm:
im here to learn them compromise
- JS Mill - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:53 pm:
“Vote for me or the mascot gets it!”
- Cubs in '16 - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:53 pm:
“Got any homeless shelters that need shuttin down?”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:53 pm:
“When SIU closes, your student population should drop. You’re welcome…”
- AlfondoGonz - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:54 pm:
“Well, shucks, ya see Mrs. Pendleton…my dog ate my budget.”
- blue dog dem - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:54 pm:
“Am I in Lincoln County?”"
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 2:58 pm:
“Yeah, I’ll bury your Union, but can I say hey to the students?”
- 47th Ward - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:01 pm:
Don’t know much about history
Don’t know much biology
Don’t know much about a science book,
Don’t know much about the french I took.
Seriously. I have people for that stuff.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:02 pm:
“I got a school named after me… Got a YMCA named after me too… Big philanthropist… that’s me… “
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:02 pm:
“My political opponents are like summer vacation…. No class!”
- Gooner - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:03 pm:
“Well, I wanted to get in here, so I just called Arne Duncan.”
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:03 pm:
Teacher: “Can I ask you a question about teacher pensions?”
*pulls fire alarm and runs*
- Gooner - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:05 pm:
“So, they are covering the IL Constitution today? Awesome! I’ve never gotten round to reading it. I should stay for the full lecture!”
- Anonymous - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:05 pm:
“So this is what’s left of SIUC now? Looks like they still have too much money. Oh, the high school you say? My bad.”
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:06 pm:
“No, I have a plan for all the teachers that are gone after schools collapse. I’m gonna re-train ya to do something that won’t include a union…”
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:06 pm:
“Very institutional looking floor tile you have here. Might have to get some of this for the Mansion…”
- walker - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:07 pm:
“I didn’t think I needed a pass.”
- BK Bro - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:08 pm:
Does Bruce even lift?
- frisbee - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:09 pm:
Anon at 2:44 beat me to it
- cdog - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:12 pm:
“ya, I don’t eat much…I look hungry?”
- Ole' Nelson - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:14 pm:
I noticed the teachers’ parking lot had quite a few late model cars in it. We’ll see about that when I get finished whacking higher ed!
- Almost the Weekend - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:15 pm:
You can’t spell Illinois without Carbondale I’m here for everyone, the administrators, teachers and students.
- cdog - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:15 pm:
“been wearing 30×38’s since I was 12….yep”
- 37B - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:16 pm:
Ya think it’s easy crushin’ dreams?
- Arthur Andersen - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:17 pm:
“Is that Parker girl from the Southern paper in there? If she is, I’m not goin’ in, because her questions are too hard!”
- Rich Miller - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:20 pm:
Vice principal in doorway with checkered jacket: Governor, please take your hands out of your pockets and stand up straight. Also, your pants are far too baggy for this school.
Rauner: I blame Madigan.
- go sox - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:23 pm:
donald who?
- Jocko - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:24 pm:
If I were you, I’d start looking for teaching positions in Missouri.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:24 pm:
“No, I just asked to be polite, I don’t care about what your really teaching… “
- starbucks - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:27 pm:
“So uhh, you from around here?”
- blue dog dem - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:28 pm:
Saluki,smaluki.
- Boone's is Back - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:29 pm:
“so which one of your students…or teachers… tipped over my harley?”
- cracked screen - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:31 pm:
“Did you submit a budget proposal Bruce Rauner?!”
“….no..”
“May I ask why”
“…well Mike Madigan-”
“I don’t want to hear it! The budget will be on my desk tomorrow or I’m calling Ken Griffin and Richard Uihlein!”
“….ok…”
- Delimma - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:33 pm:
(Sees sign over door)…
No, I have no idea what I’ll be doing in 2020… not this.
- Cubs in '16 - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:33 pm:
“Findin a non-union tailor around Springfield is like pullin teeth!”
- Rocky Rosi - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:41 pm:
“Do these teachers understand who I am?”
- Amalia - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:44 pm:
maybe I’ll cut funds for what’s in the room. maybe I won’t.
- Lefty Lefty - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:45 pm:
Horrible person sizes up next victim while sneering sycophant watches approvingly
- Tough Guy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:45 pm:
I really wanted to wear my Carhartt’s today but they mad me wear this sport coat instead.
- A Jack - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:48 pm:
I was a big hit at the SIU Halloween bash in my cowboy costume. Next year maybe I will come as a biker.
- AlfondoGonz - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:49 pm:
“Vice Principal: And what do we say, Bruce?
BVR: Just because they don’t have money doesn’t mean they don’t matter.
VP: That’s right, very good. And I suspect you won’t be throwing the special education children outside during the winter again, will you?
BVR: No, ma’am.” *uncrosses fingers*
- Wilson - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:51 pm:
You’ins like learnin’?
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:52 pm:
“No, you can’t write me up for ‘chronic tardiness’ because I don’t actually go to school here.”
- morningstar - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:53 pm:
“So…um…you’re tellin’ me that the spellin’ test is TODAY?”
- train111 - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:56 pm:
Dancin on the floor tiles.
“Step on a crack - break your momma’s back”
- BBG Watch - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:56 pm:
Where am I and why am I wearing a suit?
- A Jack - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 3:58 pm:
I am interested in a substitute teacher position here in 2018. I could teach a class called: “How to succeed by blaming everyone else for your failures.”
- 47th Ward - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 4:01 pm:
The dog ate my budget.
- oldman - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 4:06 pm:
Can you refer me to your fashion class? I need some pointers.
- Been There - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 4:07 pm:
I’m a walkin’ down the street like Lucky Larue
Got my hand in my pocket.. I’m thinkin’ ’bout you
I ain’t hurtin’ nobody….
I ain’t hurtin’ no one..
- Rabid - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 4:08 pm:
Don’t worry about the kids I got teachers lined up from other states to take your place
- zatoichi - Friday, Jan 6, 17 @ 4:09 pm:
I am here to see the Principle.