“With smug satisfaction, Chicago Saint Patrick’s Day Parade general chairman James F. Hoyne tells Illinois’ leaders that he is, far and away and despite anonymity, the crowd favorite.”
I seen a lot of toilets in my day men, but I’ve never seen poll number this far down the toilet ever. There’s no hope, you’re both swirling down the drain.
Hey, what’ya say I buy each of you an apple and we can talk.
- Arthur Andersen - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 1:08 pm:
Good Lord, doesn’t the Gov have any clothing that fits right? If I had his dough, I would look like a (short, chubby-for the moment) Armani suit ad except when I was “down on the farm.” Even then, my Ralph Lauren khakis would fit.
2018 hEADLINES.
RAUNER RECEIVES ___% OF THE VOTE STATEWIDE.
MADIGAN RECEIVES ___% OF THE VOTE IN HIS DISTRICT.
WHO GOES BACK TO SPRINGFIELD AND WHO GOES TO HELL FOR EVERYTHING HE DIDN’T DO FOR ILLINOIS. FILL IN THE BLANKS PLEASE.
- PublicServant - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:36 am:
I’d greaaaatly appreshaight it, if both of you fine gentlemen would stay the heck away from me.
- LizPhairTax - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:38 am:
Nope. I’ve got some experience with this. You’re full of it.
- A Jack - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:40 am:
“Mike, did we have to invite this guy?” “Yes, I am afraid so since this year’s theme is the great Irish potato blight.”
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:43 am:
“Goovenar, I made a pipe ’specially for ya. Now I’ll tell ya whatcha can do with it…”
- Greatplainser - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:44 am:
Madigan: “He’s touching me….”
Rauner: “So…who’d be a better Speaker, him or Drury?”
Coyne: “You know he’s about to explode, right?”
- A Non - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:46 am:
We’ve been saying all along that Rauner will wear the jacket for this but I didn’t know it looked like that.
- AlfondoGonz - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:47 am:
“With smug satisfaction, Chicago Saint Patrick’s Day Parade general chairman James F. Hoyne tells Illinois’ leaders that he is, far and away and despite anonymity, the crowd favorite.”
- A Non - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:47 am:
BVR: “Now I’m gonna take you guys and knock your heads together until you come to an agreement… what? You’re on the same side? My bad.”
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:52 am:
Guv’ner, we knew you’d be available fer our perr’ade, since ya haven’t never even dun yer job a single blessed day!
- William j Kelly - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:54 am:
Coyne: Govenor, in exactly one year your primary opponent will be wearing that sash!
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:55 am:
If yer wantin’ praise -die, if yer wantin’ blame - marry, but if yer wantin’ my ever-lovin’ vote, fer Chrissakes man - DO YER JOB!
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 9:56 am:
You two are about as popular as a plugged up toilet.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:00 am:
BVR: “Jimmy, if the voters elect that Pritzker character, think how much more money you’ll have to spend on his sash.”
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:01 am:
I seen a lot of toilets in my day men, but I’ve never seen poll number this far down the toilet ever. There’s no hope, you’re both swirling down the drain.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:01 am:
MJM: (”Nuts! I wish I could remember how to smile.”)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:02 am:
BVR: “Burlington Coat Factory. Why do you ask?”
- @MisterJayEm - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:03 am:
“A cowboy… Then a biker… I guess today’s costume means we’re supposed to believe you’re a leprechaun?”
– MrJM
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:05 am:
BVR: “I feel like I’m talkin’ to a couple lepricorns here.”
Coyne: “And I feel like I’m gonna catch somethin’ contagious.”
- Liberty - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:05 am:
Ruaner is German for gossip monger but Im with you boys all the way.
- train111 - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:05 am:
The two most unpopular guys in Illinois and a plumber walk into a bar …….
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:06 am:
MJM: (I’ll bet I’m the only guy here with an apple peel stuck in his hat.)
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:09 am:
Coyne: “If you two don’t come up with a budget, I’m gonna take me Roto Rooter and…well, let’s just say it won’t be pretty.
- Gruntled University Employee - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:14 am:
Coyne: Brucie, if you move to Australia you can watch your political career circle the drain in a counter-clockwise direction.
- Huh? - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:16 am:
Why are you twisting the knife you stuck in the Speaker’s back?
- zatoichi - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:18 am:
Frodo and Gandolf tell Sam he is going on a long trip. Sam ain’t buying it.
- Porgy Tirebiter - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:19 am:
Remember boys - solids and liquids go down the smells go up and don’t chew your fingernails!!
- City Zen - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:27 am:
My union pays me over a quarter million dollars. At that price, I’ll march with anyone.
- GOP Extremist - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:30 am:
BVR: Oh, so pay days on Friday, and what was the third thing you need to know to be a plumber??
- Huh? - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:33 am:
1.4% - I caught the leprechaun, why can’t I have my three wishes granted?
Coyne - Because you didn’t ask them correctly. You said I want instead of I wish.
- Jocko - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:34 am:
“Alright boys, I want to see a nice, clean fight”
(Microphone slowly drops)
“Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!!!”
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:40 am:
Take it from a plumber: if it’s yellow, things are mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.
- Huh? - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 10:48 am:
He’s been around a long time. You should listen to what he has to say. If you did, you might get something accomplished.
- Amalia - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 11:06 am:
Give Illinois back to the Irish
- A guy - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 12:45 pm:
Hey, what’ya say I buy each of you an apple and we can talk.
- Arthur Andersen - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 1:08 pm:
Good Lord, doesn’t the Gov have any clothing that fits right? If I had his dough, I would look like a (short, chubby-for the moment) Armani suit ad except when I was “down on the farm.” Even then, my Ralph Lauren khakis would fit.
- walker - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 4:26 pm:
“Not that kinda plumber.”
- Roscoe Tom - Thursday, Mar 16, 17 @ 8:45 pm:
2018 Election Results
2018 hEADLINES.
RAUNER RECEIVES ___% OF THE VOTE STATEWIDE.
MADIGAN RECEIVES ___% OF THE VOTE IN HIS DISTRICT.
WHO GOES BACK TO SPRINGFIELD AND WHO GOES TO HELL FOR EVERYTHING HE DIDN’T DO FOR ILLINOIS. FILL IN THE BLANKS PLEASE.
- Rabid - Friday, Mar 17, 17 @ 7:31 am:
All I found was Goldie at the end of my rainbow
- Rabid - Friday, Mar 17, 17 @ 7:35 am:
Union bosses to the right, jokers to the left, stuck in the middle with me