“Governor, yes, we got your picture, but we can’t arbitrarily ban them from… anywhere… We know you live on the fairgrounds now… yes, you go lots of places, we follow your twitter… no, you can’t stop them, it’s a free country… it’s the state fair!… Governor, they can go… I’m hanging up now… That’s just rude… well, I dunno how I could do that exactly but… I’m hanging up… Good bye”
“You know Sam, the last Republican I endorsed was Aaron Schock so good luck!”
- Reformed Public Servant - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:51 am:
The Enemy of MY Enemy is MY Ally!
- Henry Francis - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:55 am:
BR: Eleni! Get me a picture of me and Kenny Dunkin.
ED: Sorry sir, we don’t have any.
BR: Oh. Well can you get me a copy of Illinois Opportunity Project’s $500,000 check to Dunkin? We can use that to show how bipartisan I am.
ED: Um sir, are you sure you don’t want to deny knowledge of that payment as well?
“In a world where Raunerism denies the voice of the people to be heard, where can those turn to for inspiration and a back bone when thoughts are discouraged and jellyfish litter the Capitol… from the people who gave you ‘My Lunch Ain’t Free’ and ‘My Money Owns Your Switches’, a tale of two… ordinary folks… withstanding incredible odds… Susana Mendoza… Samuel McCann… when the Dome needed someone to hear the cries of the muted, it took two unlikely friends to unite against one impossible threat… they are… “The Headaches”… It’ll take more than aspirin to help Raunerism… Check your local listings for dates and times in your area…. “The Headaches”, their pain for Raunerism is for our own great good…”
Bruce
Bruce will keep us together
Think of me babe whenever
Bruce spends millions tryin to take you down
Don’t mess around
You gotta stay strong
Just stop, cuz I’m in the same boat
Stop, gettin that same vote
Look at the truth and let Bruce keep us together!
- The fake John Lester - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 12:12 pm:
Wow that must be a new word ( Bipartisan ) in Mendoza’s vocabulary. She certainly didn’t show it when laying off a number of Republican’s from the Comptroller office in December.
- northsider (the original) - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 12:55 pm:
- Louis Capricious - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:24 am:
“Bipartisanship is beautiful!”
McCann’s future campaign slogan?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:29 am:
“Labor - 2, Rauner - 0″
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:30 am:
Episode IV: A New Hope
- AlfondoGonz - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:34 am:
“Sleazy Sam McCann and Guacamole Mendoza form evil alliance.”
I hate to use the distasteful Rauner epithet for our comptroller, but I just want to be a superstar.
- Gruntled University Employee - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:35 am:
Could it be because Senator McCann is a Republican and not a Raunerite?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:36 am:
When Rauner’s “list” takes a picture… to remind the governor “we’re still here”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:37 am:
“Take the picture, just for us, not for publication” #TheUntouchables
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:38 am:
“I’ve been successful at everything I’ve done” - Bruce Rauner
Less… two exceptions…
- don the legend - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:41 am:
“Senator John McCain endorses Illinois’ Comptroller.”
- Ducky LaMoore - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:45 am:
===“Senator John McCain endorses Illinois’ Comptroller.”===
Sox Skipper Rick Renteria endorses Illinois’ Comptroller.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:45 am:
“Governor, yes, we got your picture, but we can’t arbitrarily ban them from… anywhere… We know you live on the fairgrounds now… yes, you go lots of places, we follow your twitter… no, you can’t stop them, it’s a free country… it’s the state fair!… Governor, they can go… I’m hanging up now… That’s just rude… well, I dunno how I could do that exactly but… I’m hanging up… Good bye”
- Truthteller - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:48 am:
Still standing, still smiling. Living proof you can stand up to the billionaire bully.
- OurMagician - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:51 am:
“You know Sam, the last Republican I endorsed was Aaron Schock so good luck!”
- Reformed Public Servant - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:51 am:
The Enemy of MY Enemy is MY Ally!
- Henry Francis - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:55 am:
BR: Eleni! Get me a picture of me and Kenny Dunkin.
ED: Sorry sir, we don’t have any.
BR: Oh. Well can you get me a copy of Illinois Opportunity Project’s $500,000 check to Dunkin? We can use that to show how bipartisan I am.
ED: Um sir, are you sure you don’t want to deny knowledge of that payment as well?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 10:57 am:
“In a world where Raunerism denies the voice of the people to be heard, where can those turn to for inspiration and a back bone when thoughts are discouraged and jellyfish litter the Capitol… from the people who gave you ‘My Lunch Ain’t Free’ and ‘My Money Owns Your Switches’, a tale of two… ordinary folks… withstanding incredible odds… Susana Mendoza… Samuel McCann… when the Dome needed someone to hear the cries of the muted, it took two unlikely friends to unite against one impossible threat… they are… “The Headaches”… It’ll take more than aspirin to help Raunerism… Check your local listings for dates and times in your area…. “The Headaches”, their pain for Raunerism is for our own great good…”
- Rabid - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 11:03 am:
Two peas in a pod, irritating the govenor into tossing and turning
- WhoKnew - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 11:07 am:
“Willy”
The way you think, forces me to think!
And I thank you for that!
- Anonymous - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 11:23 am:
At least she wasn’t with Aaron Schock this time.
- Chathamite - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 11:33 am:
At least she is with Sam McCann this time, and not Sam Cahnman.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 11:33 am:
- WhoKnew -
You’re welcome, and thank you for the kind words. We all need some humor and snark.
“Caption?”
From the Proft News Service…
“Bipartisan Buddies Block Bruce”
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 11:34 am:
“Money can’t buy everything.”
- VanillaMan - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 11:35 am:
BRUCE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER
Bruce
Bruce will keep us together
Think of me babe whenever
Bruce spends millions tryin to take you down
Don’t mess around
You gotta stay strong
Just stop, cuz I’m in the same boat
Stop, gettin that same vote
Look at the truth and let Bruce keep us together!
- Anonymous - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 12:08 pm:
Sams McCann, the new star of the INN.
- Jocko - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 12:11 pm:
Madigan and the backyard gatherings he controls!
- The fake John Lester - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 12:12 pm:
Wow that must be a new word ( Bipartisan ) in Mendoza’s vocabulary. She certainly didn’t show it when laying off a number of Republican’s from the Comptroller office in December.
- northsider (the original) - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 12:55 pm:
A whole new world.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 1:10 pm:
S.A.M. meets Sam.
- The fake Kerry Lester - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 1:44 pm:
=She certainly didn’t show it when laying off a number of Republican’s from the Comptroller office in December.=
She just freed them up for new opportunities in the Governor’s office.
- A guy - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 2:00 pm:
Cue: “I got you babe”.
- A-Aron - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 2:02 pm:
Pictured from Left to right, 2 democrats.
- Rabid - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 2:10 pm:
Govenor couldn’t make it, goldberg duct taped him to his chair
- Rabid - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 2:28 pm:
Together we can fix failure
- Rabid - Thursday, May 25, 17 @ 3:04 pm:
Couple more of the govenors failures
- Rabid - Friday, May 26, 17 @ 7:22 am:
Govenor i thought you were bringing the fire ring not the ring of fire