Thursday, Apr 19, 2018 - Posted by Rich Miller
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And, if you somehow don’t know, that’s Sen. Sam McCann with Gov. Rauner.
- Grand Avenue - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:22 pm:
Leave the Pen, Take the Cannoli
- Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:23 pm:
Rauner hires Gordon Jump to play him in bio pic.
- Norseman - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:25 pm:
Thanks Bruce for signing this birthday card for Mike Madigan.
- Steve Rogers - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:25 pm:
“Why are you signing that? You’re not in charge.”
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:26 pm:
Rauner: That enough?
McCann: No. Another zero.
Rauner: Enough?
McCann: Make it another zero.
- Generic Drone - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:28 pm:
Would you sign off on my mileage reimbersment?
- Pieroge tirebiter - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:30 pm:
Sam feeling for the soft spot in dropping G’s back.
- RNUG - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:30 pm:
That’s M small c capital C a n n …
- 37B - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:32 pm:
That’s right, it does say “unconditional” surrender.
- Nick Name - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:36 pm:
“‘Resigning’ ends with a g.”
- RNUG - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:36 pm:
McCann: That’s right. This bill absolves you of ever having to tell the truth while you are Governor.
- 37B - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:43 pm:
OK. I keep the trashcan van but you get the ranch in Livingston. I think I underestimated you.
- Dome Gnome - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:45 pm:
“I’ll need my necktie back as soon as you’re done with this.”
- @misterjayem - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:47 pm:
Just 24,999 more valid signatures to go.
– MrJM
- Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:50 pm:
“When I said I wanted a written apology, I meant it. You will be judged on sincerity and remorsefulness.”
- Commonsense in Illinois - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:51 pm:
Now 25 down…good…now 47 across….
- A guy - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:54 pm:
McCann: Is that how you spell the full 15 syllable name you call me?
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:57 pm:
Rauner: “When I was in Poland, I drank my first Polish beer.”
McCann: “After January, you can move there.”
- 360 Degree TurnAround - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:58 pm:
Governor: Let’s play pictionary. Sam: Ok Governor: (draws picture) Sam: Jeanne Ives Governor: Wrong, Madigan’s best friend.
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:18 pm:
People, there is a clear prohibition against any violent imagery. Even in jest. Final warning. Banishments to come.
- Worth It - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:18 pm:
Lock it down. MrJM wins this post.
- A guy - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:53 pm:
Let me help you with your tax return Governor. I know some short cuts.
- JS Mill - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:55 pm:
Rauner- “Viola, I just raised your taxes”
- TominChicago - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:03 pm:
“Are you sure that these are all of the key resources you need to represent your constituents?”
- JB13 - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:22 pm:
Did you remember to put “former” before the “governor?”
- Annonin' - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:24 pm:
Sammy:GovJunk you’re command of the Swedish alphabet is really somethin’. Keep it up.
- Rabid - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:29 pm:
Sam finds the office where they still use pen and paper
- Jocko - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:58 pm:
You won’t regret moving up from the trashcan van to a 2017 Ford Expedition XLT.
- jimk849 - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 6:24 pm:
Let me sign this and we can go have a few of those Polish beers I told you about.
- wordslinger - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 7:37 pm:
“I hereby pardon Bruce Rauner for all the nasty stuff I’m going to do to keep Sam McCann off the ballot, or failing in that, the real nasty stuff I’m going to do if he gets on the ballot.
signed, Bruce Rauner.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 7:53 pm:
BVR: “Sure, I’m the Governator. I can write prescriptions too.”
SM: “And you’re positive this Rogaine stuff works?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 7:55 pm:
BVR: “I have to press really hard to get through all the carbon papers.”
SM: “Uh, Bruce, you HAVE heard of photocopiers?”
- Leatherneck - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 9:09 pm:
“What’s the over/under on how many days from now before the Pritzker campaign discovers this photo?”
- Rabid - Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 7:02 am:
Get out, your in my chair
- Rabid - Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 7:19 am:
Sam backslapping a post it note
- Buford - Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 9:10 am:
I know it was you Sam…and it breaks my heart
- I Miss Bentohs - Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 1:56 pm:
I laughed and laughed at this …
Thank you for that. I needed it today.
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- Grand Avenue - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:22 pm:
Leave the Pen, Take the Cannoli
- Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:23 pm:
Rauner hires Gordon Jump to play him in bio pic.
- Norseman - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:25 pm:
Thanks Bruce for signing this birthday card for Mike Madigan.
- Steve Rogers - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:25 pm:
“Why are you signing that? You’re not in charge.”
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:26 pm:
Rauner: That enough?
McCann: No. Another zero.
Rauner: Enough?
McCann: Make it another zero.
- Generic Drone - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:28 pm:
Would you sign off on my mileage reimbersment?
- Pieroge tirebiter - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:30 pm:
Sam feeling for the soft spot in dropping G’s back.
- RNUG - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:30 pm:
That’s M small c capital C a n n …
- 37B - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:32 pm:
That’s right, it does say “unconditional” surrender.
- Nick Name - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:36 pm:
“‘Resigning’ ends with a g.”
- RNUG - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:36 pm:
McCann: That’s right. This bill absolves you of ever having to tell the truth while you are Governor.
- 37B - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:43 pm:
OK. I keep the trashcan van but you get the ranch in Livingston. I think I underestimated you.
- Dome Gnome - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:45 pm:
“I’ll need my necktie back as soon as you’re done with this.”
- @misterjayem - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:47 pm:
Just 24,999 more valid signatures to go.
– MrJM
- Anonymous - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:50 pm:
“When I said I wanted a written apology, I meant it. You will be judged on sincerity and remorsefulness.”
- Commonsense in Illinois - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:51 pm:
Now 25 down…good…now 47 across….
- A guy - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:54 pm:
McCann: Is that how you spell the full 15 syllable name you call me?
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:57 pm:
Rauner: “When I was in Poland, I drank my first Polish beer.”
McCann: “After January, you can move there.”
- 360 Degree TurnAround - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 3:58 pm:
Governor: Let’s play pictionary.
Sam: Ok
Governor: (draws picture)
Sam: Jeanne Ives
Governor: Wrong, Madigan’s best friend.
- Rich Miller - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:18 pm:
People, there is a clear prohibition against any violent imagery. Even in jest. Final warning. Banishments to come.
- Worth It - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:18 pm:
Lock it down. MrJM wins this post.
- A guy - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:53 pm:
Let me help you with your tax return Governor. I know some short cuts.
- JS Mill - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 4:55 pm:
Rauner- “Viola, I just raised your taxes”
- TominChicago - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:03 pm:
“Are you sure that these are all of the key resources you need to represent your constituents?”
- JB13 - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:22 pm:
Did you remember to put “former” before the “governor?”
- Annonin' - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:24 pm:
Sammy:GovJunk you’re command of the Swedish alphabet is really somethin’. Keep it up.
- Rabid - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:29 pm:
Sam finds the office where they still use pen and paper
- Jocko - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 5:58 pm:
You won’t regret moving up from the trashcan van to a 2017 Ford Expedition XLT.
- jimk849 - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 6:24 pm:
Let me sign this and we can go have a few of those Polish beers I told you about.
- wordslinger - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 7:37 pm:
“I hereby pardon Bruce Rauner for all the nasty stuff I’m going to do to keep Sam McCann off the ballot, or failing in that, the real nasty stuff I’m going to do if he gets on the ballot.
signed, Bruce Rauner.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 7:53 pm:
BVR: “Sure, I’m the Governator. I can write prescriptions too.”
SM: “And you’re positive this Rogaine stuff works?”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 7:55 pm:
BVR: “I have to press really hard to get through all the carbon papers.”
SM: “Uh, Bruce, you HAVE heard of photocopiers?”
- Leatherneck - Thursday, Apr 19, 18 @ 9:09 pm:
“What’s the over/under on how many days from now before the Pritzker campaign discovers this photo?”
- Rabid - Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 7:02 am:
Get out, your in my chair
- Rabid - Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 7:19 am:
Sam backslapping a post it note
- Buford - Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 9:10 am:
I know it was you Sam…and it breaks my heart
- I Miss Bentohs - Friday, Apr 20, 18 @ 1:56 pm:
I laughed and laughed at this …
Just 24,999 more valid signatures to go.
– MrJM
Thank you for that. I needed it today.