While the baggies were very thoughtful, people were confused with the note inside that read, “wait two hours before driving or operating heavy machinery”…
If you put ice cream between two of the cookies, making a sandwich, and you time it just right, you get a brain freeze first… and then a mellow trip back as the brain freeze wears off
- Union Thug Gramma - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 6:43 pm:
No caption, just a comment. I went to California a couple years ago for a conferance and met a good friend who gave me a gift. Two dozen “raisin you spirits” chocolate cookies…and yes there was cannabis in them. So, did I eat them all at once? Nope, they actually lasted about 2 months…know what you think you’re talking about….obviously cannabis is not one of them. Sorry to cull the humor.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 7:02 pm:
“Fresh from the new kitchen at the renovated Governor’s Mansion”
- Make Illinois Decent Again - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 9:14 pm:
The unexpected benefit of the Daniel Biss endorsement. Victory sure is sweet
- Grandson of Man - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 2:59 pm:
It’s reported that Rep. Stratton giggled uncontrollably.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:02 pm:
Cookies so “good”… you’ll want ”Cheetos and a slurpee“ after…
- Anon - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:04 pm:
OMG i cant stop eating them!
- Texas Red - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:05 pm:
yummy and they weigh under 10 grams !
- Anonymous - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:06 pm:
Not for me
No thanks
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:08 pm:
“You should try Rep. Lang’s brownies… “
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:13 pm:
Fruit…or cookie…fruit…cookie…me Cookie Monster…This No-Brainer.
- Anon - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:17 pm:
I can’t believe I at the whole bag and only left you this little bit.
- Henry Francis - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:30 pm:
Rich, why would you be wary? Are you allergic to chocolate?
Caption: C’mon JB, just 10 more phone calls to downstate committeemen and these are all yours.
- Leatherneck - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:41 pm:
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:02 pm:
Cookies so “good”… you’ll want ”Cheetos and a slurpee“ after…
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“Available 3 blocks down the street at Handy Pantry.”
- Swift - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:44 pm:
I guess we know what role Ms. Stratton will be playing in the Pritzker administration, chief cookie fetcher for the big guy.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:47 pm:
===“Available 3 blocks down the street at Handy Pantry.”===
… that’s what I’ve been told. I don’t “know” that…
“Caption?”
Rep. Cassidy made cookies… because the new gummy machine is on back order.
- Boone's is Back - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:53 pm:
Are these cookies inclusive JB’s pro legalization platform?
- Al - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:56 pm:
Had I known you were coming, I’d a baked a cake.
- Northsider - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 3:56 pm:
I could be wrong, but I detect something in here that’s a lot more powerful than oatmeal.
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From South America. Peru, I believe … Southern Peru … ‘74, before the rains.
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Poignant, but not overbearing.
- d.p.gumby - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:02 pm:
“I think I’d rather have an apple.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:03 pm:
“Oregano is more leafy then I thiught… has an after-taste too”
- Earnest - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:04 pm:
Governor, you can pass more legislation with cookies than you can with vinegar.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:04 pm:
While the baggies were very thoughtful, people were confused with the note inside that read, “wait two hours before driving or operating heavy machinery”…
- Deputy Registrar - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:10 pm:
Erma Bombeck taught us that broken cookies contain no calories. The calories escape when the cookie is first broken. I need a glass of milk, stat!
- don the legend - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:11 pm:
“These are a gateway treat to double stuffed oreos.”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:13 pm:
The crumbs alone are worth $20 an ounce…
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… or something… I dunno…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:18 pm:
If you put ice cream between two of the cookies, making a sandwich, and you time it just right, you get a brain freeze first… and then a mellow trip back as the brain freeze wears off
- Dead Head - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:26 pm:
Where can I get a bag?
- A guy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:26 pm:
“You prolly can’t tell I already had one or two, can ya?”
- A guy - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:27 pm:
I see some glaze, but it ain’t on the cookies.
- Al - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:30 pm:
A non-toxic Epilepsy treatment which will not kill your liver like the horse litter doctors hand out.
- Jocko - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 4:41 pm:
Juliana tries her best to convince the House Republicans to sign her progressive tax amendment (outside of frame).
“Come on Jim (shake, shake), you know you want one.”
- saint west - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 5:03 pm:
Littering and… littering and
- Huh? - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 5:05 pm:
I feel happy, so very happy…
- Mama - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 6:08 pm:
Awww… the old cookie monster strikes again…
- Mama - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 6:10 pm:
If my bill does not pass, no cookies for you!
- Union Thug Gramma - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 6:43 pm:
No caption, just a comment. I went to California a couple years ago for a conferance and met a good friend who gave me a gift. Two dozen “raisin you spirits” chocolate cookies…and yes there was cannabis in them. So, did I eat them all at once? Nope, they actually lasted about 2 months…know what you think you’re talking about….obviously cannabis is not one of them. Sorry to cull the humor.
- Arthur Andersen - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 7:02 pm:
“Fresh from the new kitchen at the renovated Governor’s Mansion”
- Make Illinois Decent Again - Tuesday, May 15, 18 @ 9:14 pm:
The unexpected benefit of the Daniel Biss endorsement. Victory sure is sweet