JB Pritzker is Mike Madigan’s candidate. Everyone knows it, it’s clear, and if the Democratic Party wants to nominate Mike Madigan’s candidate, they should nominate JB Pritzker.
“The enemy… of my enemy… who’s friend has an enemy of a friend… and who’s friends enemy is just an acquaintance of your enemy’s friend… is your friend’s enemy too… “
I’m talking environmenatally friendly, 1.28 gallon per-flush toilets. Now JB here doesn’t know as much as I do about toilets, or the environment, or anything really, I still support him.
“Here are some fun facts. The population in Thailand is 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. It’s chief exports are textiles, footwear, and rice.”
- Lucky Pierre - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:11 pm:
JB Pritzker is Mike Madigan’s candidate. Everyone knows it, it’s clear, and if the Democratic Party wants to nominate Mike Madigan’s candidate, they should nominate JB Pritzker.
whoops sorry about that Buddy, lets hug it out
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- OneMan - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:13 pm:
If one more person says “Hey JB” I am turning this car around.
- OneMan - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:15 pm:
Senator Biss, using his math skills calculates how much JB is spending in his campaign per second and decides to toss in some pauses just for laughs.
- don the legend - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:16 pm:
“I am pleased to introduce my good friend Patton Oswalt.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:17 pm:
“I don’t take requests, sir…”
- Chicagoski - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:18 pm:
Because JB will be making a sizable donation to some rando non-profit that I’m now on, I endorse a cheating billionaire for governor.
- Humboldt Boulevard - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:19 pm:
Keep on smilin’, ’cause when you’re smilin’, baby
The whole world smiles with you
- Reality Check - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:19 pm:
Someone tell the guy in the vampire mask and wig that it’s not Halloween yet.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:19 pm:
“We only play 80’s Joel… “
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:21 pm:
“Yeah, I did a press thingy in front of JB’s house too…”
- SSL - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:23 pm:
Flinstones, meet the Flinstones….
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:24 pm:
“JB is a gracious winner… He told me my logo in the primary was mathematically brilliant.”
- MissingG - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:24 pm:
“Look, you could’ve had me, but now we have to settle for JB”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:24 pm:
“I’m not what people call ‘a talker’… “
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:24 pm:
“….and that’s why Mr. Kramden here should be made president of the Raccoon Lodge.”
- VanillaMan - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:25 pm:
When did the Democratic Party become the Addams family?
- BigLou - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:26 pm:
Regardless what I said in the primary. Thank you for giving me this opportunity to firmly plant my lips on my future patrons backside.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:26 pm:
“I see Jeanne Ives out there, hey Jeanne…”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:27 pm:
“And all you IPI people Rauner is burying in state government… we know who you are… we’re embarrased for you.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:28 pm:
“I could go on and on about JB… but I won’t.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:29 pm:
“JB? JB is a perfect Geometrical theorem… in a vest”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:31 pm:
“Also, ‘credenza’… OW now owes me $10… “
- don the legend - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:31 pm:
“I’m thinking of buying a fixer upper in Evanston, any advice on when to tear up the bathrooms to get the best assessment?”
- Less Nessman - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:34 pm:
Find you someone who looks at you the way JB is looking at Senator Biss.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:38 pm:
“Chris Kennedy wanted to be here, but he got caught up in a elevator, so… “
- 44th - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:39 pm:
they are both reminding themselves to smile extra big to compensate for the feeling of wanting to flee.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:40 pm:
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
- Montrose - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:40 pm:
Singing…”I got you babe…”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:42 pm:
“Brother in laws… amirite?”
- Anonymous - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:44 pm:
This guy has had everything handed to him and has not worked at a job ever, but he is our guy.
I guess we should vote for him.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:45 pm:
“The enemy… of my enemy… who’s friend has an enemy of a friend… and who’s friends enemy is just an acquaintance of your enemy’s friend… is your friend’s enemy too… “
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:48 pm:
“I wore my purple shirt, so this is serious”
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:48 pm:
“This guy might make a good governor but he can’t solve a quadratic equation to save his life.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:51 pm:
“JB… Well, he knows how to pick an LG… “
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:55 pm:
“Of all the multi-billionaires I know.. JB… “
- Quizzical - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 3:55 pm:
I’m talking environmenatally friendly, 1.28 gallon per-flush toilets. Now JB here doesn’t know as much as I do about toilets, or the environment, or anything really, I still support him.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:00 pm:
“You don’t need to be a math wiz to know paying $334,000 in property taxes… versus not paying $334,000… “
- A guy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:03 pm:
Laurel and Hardy
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:05 pm:
“Here are some fun facts. The population in Thailand is 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. It’s chief exports are textiles, footwear, and rice.”
- JS Mill - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:19 pm:
OW for the win.
- Jocko - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:26 pm:
DB: “I’m not going to say I’m bitter at losing to this guy in the primary. But…”
JB (to himself): “Here we go again.”
- Anonymous - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:34 pm:
“Any questions that aren’t about Bert and Ernie?”
- kikistal - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:34 pm:
“I am pleased to introduce my good friend Patton Oswalt.”
You mean Oliver PLatt
- DuPage Bard - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:42 pm:
How did I lose to this guy?
- wordslinger - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:43 pm:
“…and JB, I’ve had an epiphany: now that I’m running that startup consulting group, your money doesn’t seem filthy and evil any more…”
- Ms Silence Dogood - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 4:45 pm:
I really don’t know what the letters JB stand for.
- @misterjayem - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 5:02 pm:
“Now let’s have a big round of applause for your friend and mine, the next governor of Illinois, Not Bruce Rauner”
– MrJM
- AlfondoGonz - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 6:21 pm:
“Brunch at my house after the rally, Dan. You know where it is, yes?”
- Southside Markie - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 7:08 pm:
Don’t kick this man to the curb with his toilets.
- Anonymous - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 8:20 pm:
Is the woman in front supporting McCann or Rauner?
- Rabid - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 8:58 pm:
Governor Rauner, lock him up, lock him up
- Rabid - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 9:04 pm:
Rauner is as serious as a heart attack, he ain’t got no heart
- theCardinal - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 9:06 pm:
You should have been nicer during the primary kid …maybe I would help you with that campaign debt….Now go get my car.
- theCardinal - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 9:07 pm:
I’m the Brain meet Pinky
- Rabid - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 9:10 pm:
Fire munger again
- Rabid - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 9:58 pm:
Jay-Bob set a deer free clipping the barb wire with his leatherman
- Billinois - Thursday, Oct 4, 18 @ 11:35 pm:
Allow me to introduce the least offensive candidate for governor of Illinois, JB Pritzker.