* My old pal Dave Manning was elected Speaker of the Third House last week at the group’s annual holiday party. This pic was obviously not taken at the event…
Playing charades:
Um.. Um.. Um…Is it Brassiere?
No, what? How did you get that?
Easy. His stance is clearly that of an over the shoulder boulder holder.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:12 am:
“Bruce Rauner was easier to move on policies… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:13 am:
“…unstoppable force meets an immovable object”
- @misterjayem - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:13 am:
“Sisyphus said all we’ve gotta do to straighten-out Illinois is just got to roll this rock up the hill…”
– MrJM
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:14 am:
“Hey… look… it’s Speaker Madigan’s cell phone… “
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:15 am:
“Just stretching… can’t pull a hammy just walking aimlessly around.”
- A guy - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:15 am:
Gotta look everywhere for money with deficits this big.
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:19 am:
Pretty sure my car keys are under this rock.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:21 am:
“Put your have under there, I’ll hold the rock, don’t worry… “
- Shark Sandwich - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:29 am:
Playing charades:
Um.. Um.. Um…Is it Brassiere?
No, what? How did you get that?
Easy. His stance is clearly that of an over the shoulder boulder holder.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:30 am:
After learning that Bruce Rauner lost the election, Manning decides to head back home, to the rock he’d been living under for the past few months.
- Jocko - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:31 am:
“My Flintstones-mobile beats a Tesla for mileage, but it’s a bear to get started.”
- Sine Die - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:34 am:
Is that Dave Manning or Phil Lackman?
- Rich Miller - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:34 am:
“Anyone notice that I look like Phil Lackman?”
- Henry Francis - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:35 am:
Carrying water for an unlikely result.
- Shadow Campaign - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:40 am:
“I always try to get a good stretch in before chewing on a cigar in the mountains”
- Rail Splitter - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 10:59 am:
Pretty sure that is Phil Lackman.
- Jaded - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 11:19 am:
This is really what they mean when they say “the speaker has a brick on it”
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 11:48 am:
Miller parked his car directly below us. Put the camera down and help me push this rock.
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 11:55 am:
That is Phil Lackman
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 12:02 pm:
“I have one skinny pant leg and one wide pant leg. That’s the last time I buy slacks at Big Lots.”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 12:03 pm:
“Passed my job interview with this task.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 12:05 pm:
“Honest, Officer. I didn’t know I was trespassing. I thought it was Mike Madigan’s Zen garden.”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 12:08 pm:
“First you have a good stretch like this, then you glug down a bottle of apple juice.”
- Anonymous - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 12:32 pm:
“Yeah, you’re right…..I shouldn’t a said I could pull this up with one hand.”
- Huh? - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 12:45 pm:
When I was told to assume a position, I thought I was going to be frisked.
- 47th Ward - Wednesday, Dec 19, 18 @ 12:57 pm:
The timeless art of seduction.
https://i.etsystatic.com/5851351/r/il/9d0f6a/380160499/il_fullxfull.380160499_gd9j.jpg
- Robzillaa - Thursday, Dec 20, 18 @ 12:09 am:
Stuck between a rock and a hard case.
- MsSWFL - Thursday, Dec 20, 18 @ 6:29 am:
…cuzz he’s got..hiiigh hopes…