Tuesday, May 21, 2019 - Posted by Rich Miller
* Gov. Pritzker is to the looming end of the spring session as ____ is to ____?
- wordslinger - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:28 pm:
–…a closer is to the ninth-inning and a one-run lead.–
- Annonin' - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:39 pm:
GovJunk is to a forgotten phoney
- DuPage Saint - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:53 pm:
Santa is to anxious children
- 32nd Ward Roscoe Village - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:55 pm:
Gulliver was to the inhabitants of Brobdingnag.
- PublicServant - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:56 pm:
as Sister Mary Stigmata is to the Blues Brothers
- Earnest - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:59 pm:
Sorry to be so literal, but
as the warp is to the weft.
- Flat Bed Ford - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:00 pm:
a tricycle is to a fish
- I Miss Bentohs - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:02 pm:
as Arya is to ruling everything West of Westerose
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:07 pm:
as big trees is to large shadows
as Tom Cross is to waiting for his Election Day tee time
as Jason Plummer is to waiting for his slurpee machine being delivered
as Bruce Rauner is to keeping Ken Dunkin in NYC
as Tom Tunney is to waiting on election returns against the Ricketts
- Ambrose Chase - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:16 pm:
as Nietzsche is to the abyss
- Stuff - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:18 pm:
Blagojevich is to the GRT
- Slugger O'Toole - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:24 pm:
as Charlie Brown is to kicking a football.
- Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:33 pm:
Jeff Spilcoli is to wingin’ on over the London to jam with the Stones.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:33 pm:
As Annie Edson Taylor is to Niagra Falls.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:34 pm:
Niagara Falls that is.
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:38 pm:
as Oliver Twist is to some tasty gruel.
- Nick Name - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:41 pm:
As Danaerys is to the Iron Throne.
- Barrington Lower Class - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:52 pm:
As Ameya Pawar is to losing elections.
- Jvslp - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:54 pm:
As a Republican is to a vote for the graduated income tax
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:56 pm:
Big Ideas is to middling results
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:56 pm:
Beer is to a summer baseball game.
He is doing pretty good especially considering how the GA usually operates.
- plutocrat03 - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:13 pm:
a camel to an eye of a needle
- James - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:22 pm:
the Patriots are to a two-minute drill
- Al - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:25 pm:
Santa Claus to Christmas.
- Ok - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:36 pm:
I literally don’t understand any of these, which makes it all the more funny.
- Jocko - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:44 pm:
Christine Radogno is to good faith negotiation.
- Collinsville Kevin - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:46 pm:
As an absent parent is to his children.
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 6:01 pm:
Wylie Coyote is to the rapidly burning fuse of the bundle of dynamite he meant to leave under the Road Runner’s bed.
- DougChicago - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 8:42 pm:
As a trough is to pigs
- Cirion - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 11:24 pm:
As a toilet is to a bathroom.
- Al - Wednesday, May 22, 19 @ 8:15 am:
As Groundhog Day is to the End of Winter.
- Pick a Name - Wednesday, May 22, 19 @ 8:22 am:
As Willy is to UIUC
- A guy - Wednesday, May 22, 19 @ 8:53 am:
* Gov. Pritzker is to the looming end of the spring session as a 17 year old boy is to prom night.
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- wordslinger - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:28 pm:
–…a closer is to the ninth-inning and a one-run lead.–
- Annonin' - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:39 pm:
GovJunk is to a forgotten phoney
- DuPage Saint - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:53 pm:
Santa is to anxious children
- 32nd Ward Roscoe Village - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:55 pm:
Gulliver was to the inhabitants of Brobdingnag.
- PublicServant - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:56 pm:
as Sister Mary Stigmata is to the Blues Brothers
- Earnest - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 3:59 pm:
Sorry to be so literal, but
as the warp is to the weft.
- Flat Bed Ford - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:00 pm:
a tricycle is to a fish
- I Miss Bentohs - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:02 pm:
as Arya is to ruling everything West of Westerose
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:07 pm:
as big trees is to large shadows
as Tom Cross is to waiting for his Election Day tee time
as Jason Plummer is to waiting for his slurpee machine being delivered
as Bruce Rauner is to keeping Ken Dunkin in NYC
as Tom Tunney is to waiting on election returns against the Ricketts
- Ambrose Chase - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:16 pm:
as Nietzsche is to the abyss
- Stuff - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:18 pm:
Blagojevich is to the GRT
- Slugger O'Toole - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:24 pm:
as Charlie Brown is to kicking a football.
- Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:33 pm:
Jeff Spilcoli is to wingin’ on over the London to jam with the Stones.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:33 pm:
As Annie Edson Taylor is to Niagra Falls.
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:34 pm:
Niagara Falls that is.
- Ron Burgundy - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:38 pm:
as Oliver Twist is to some tasty gruel.
- Nick Name - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:41 pm:
As Danaerys is to the Iron Throne.
- Barrington Lower Class - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:52 pm:
As Ameya Pawar is to losing elections.
- Jvslp - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:54 pm:
As a Republican is to a vote for the graduated income tax
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:56 pm:
Big Ideas is to middling results
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 4:56 pm:
Beer is to a summer baseball game.
He is doing pretty good especially considering how the GA usually operates.
- plutocrat03 - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:13 pm:
a camel to an eye of a needle
- James - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:22 pm:
the Patriots are to a two-minute drill
- Al - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:25 pm:
Santa Claus to Christmas.
- Ok - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:36 pm:
I literally don’t understand any of these, which makes it all the more funny.
- Jocko - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:44 pm:
Christine Radogno is to good faith negotiation.
- Collinsville Kevin - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 5:46 pm:
As an absent parent is to his children.
- Stuntman Bob's Brother - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 6:01 pm:
Wylie Coyote is to the rapidly burning fuse of the bundle of dynamite he meant to leave under the Road Runner’s bed.
- DougChicago - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 8:42 pm:
As a trough is to pigs
- Cirion - Tuesday, May 21, 19 @ 11:24 pm:
As a toilet is to a bathroom.
- Al - Wednesday, May 22, 19 @ 8:15 am:
As Groundhog Day is to the End of Winter.
- Pick a Name - Wednesday, May 22, 19 @ 8:22 am:
As Willy is to UIUC
- A guy - Wednesday, May 22, 19 @ 8:53 am:
* Gov. Pritzker is to the looming end of the spring session as a 17 year old boy is to prom night.