Starting an utterly hopeless project, one milks the time needed to let the cream rise to the top. It’s cheesy to hope for a masterpiece. Right now, it curds your tummy, seeing this whipped up, but once done, it’ll make you melt.
This year we don’t have to worry about this Evelyn person coming in here and slipping and falling on the butter scraps to make some cash so we can breathe a bit easier.
- Huh? - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 2:57 pm:
The check is in my pocket, so the cow will be done on time.
- Ron Burgundy - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 2:57 pm:
“Those nuts boycotting the DuQuoin Fair want me to make one out of grits down there!”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 2:59 pm:
The Governor wants a “Big” cow, not a calf.
- Dirty Red - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:02 pm:
Cue the American Heart Association.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:02 pm:
Starting an utterly hopeless project, one milks the time needed to let the cream rise to the top. It’s cheesy to hope for a masterpiece. Right now, it curds your tummy, seeing this whipped up, but once done, it’ll make you melt.
- Micowangelo - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:07 pm:
I saw the cow in the butter and carved until I set him free.
- Kippax Blue - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:08 pm:
Where’s the beef?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:11 pm:
You should see the ear of corn…
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:17 pm:
If it turns out bad, get a cow, cover it with butter and teach it not to move…
- don the legend - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:19 pm:
“It’s not a cow, it’s that deer Rauner set free from the fence.”
- R A T - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:21 pm:
Sit still JB. We all want this to look good.
- Henry Francis - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:26 pm:
So you want me to put the stars and bars right here?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:32 pm:
Then we’ll fry it, and put it on a stick
- revvedup - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:34 pm:
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:32 pm:
Then we’ll fry it, and put it on a stick
Batter-fried butter.MMMMMMMMM!! Sponsored by the local cardiac care unit, methinks.
- RIJ - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:35 pm:
“How can you not want to see the butter cow?”
https://youtu.be/LP6j9jSkS1w
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:38 pm:
This year we don’t have to worry about this Evelyn person coming in here and slipping and falling on the butter scraps to make some cash so we can breathe a bit easier.
- OneMan - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 3:39 pm:
I think of it more as a cow made out of butter than butter that is made into a cow.
- Jocko - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 4:01 pm:
The budget for Westworld season 3 appears severely cur(d)tailed.
- Earnest - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 4:10 pm:
If I squint, it looks like the levels of fat are now graduated.
- Dotnonymous - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 4:45 pm:
…tickles…can’t stop mooving.
- Amalia - Thursday, Jul 25, 19 @ 5:14 pm:
We’re gonna need a bigger loaf of bread…..