“And den he put a glove on like dis, see, and den said tings like “you’re going to feel a little pressure“ and “dis is gonna hurt me more dan you.” You know, tings like dat and stuff, but I wouldn’t say nuttin!!”
Singing Fats Domino “I’m Walking, Yes Indeed, I’m talking, bout you and me….”
- Commonsense in Illinois - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:43 pm:
Let’s try that again…the spacing got a bit out of whack.
I’m late, I’m late for
A very important date.
No time to say hello, good-bye,
I’m late, I’m late, I’m late
I’m late and when I wave,
I lose the time I save.
My fuzzy ears and whiskers
Took me too much time to shave.
I run and then I hop, hop, hop,
I wish that I could fly.
There’s danger if I dare to
Stop and here’s a reason why:
I’m over-due, I’m in a rabbit stew.
Can’t even say good-bye,
Hello, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late.
- @misterjayem - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:24 pm:
Pro-tip: Put the gloves on *before* you commit the crime.
– MrJM
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:24 pm:
They ain’t got me yet..,
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:27 pm:
“Do this right… don’t rat on my friends… keep my mouth shut… “
- Father Ted - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:28 pm:
If the glove don’t fit, you must…d’oh
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:36 pm:
Cold and clammy hands are a dead giveaway on guilt… #ToastyDigits
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:39 pm:
That was fast, now I can go back and read all that evidence against me…
- Billy Sunday - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:40 pm:
Time to get acquitted and get back to House chamber…as I gots ‘biznez’ to conduct with my colleagues. I got this!
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:40 pm:
I need to ask, do they validate parking, even if I’m pleading not guilty?
- lunch time - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:41 pm:
I have to get to my lunch at Erie Cafe with all of my GOOD friends
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:42 pm:
It’s cold out today, better put on my gloves before I make a run for it…
- A Guy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:43 pm:
Gotta wear these duds as much as possible before my whole wardrobe goes orange.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:48 pm:
Where is that Uber?
- Leatherneck - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:48 pm:
I couldn’t find the exits near the bathrooms and loading dock.
- City Zen - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:49 pm:
Can be late for my interview at Shadow Inc.
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:51 pm:
Lookey-Lookey… Eddie Burke… busy day here…
- Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:53 pm:
Those US Marshalls, they don’t look all that tough….
- Steve - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:58 pm:
Michael Avenatti , leaves solitary confinement, makes surprise visit to 219 S. Dearborn.
- Anon221 - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 12:59 pm:
Little late to be worrying about “fingerprints”.
- pool boy - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:06 pm:
“Whatever you tell me… stays between you and me”, until I get caught.
- frisbee - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:12 pm:
It worked for OJ
- Donnie Elgin - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:31 pm:
I’ll beat the rap and the coronavirus
- Onesie - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:36 pm:
“And den he put a glove on like dis, see, and den said tings like “you’re going to feel a little pressure“ and “dis is gonna hurt me more dan you.” You know, tings like dat and stuff, but I wouldn’t say nuttin!!”
- Practical Politics - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:38 pm:
Jackpot!
- Rebel13 - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:42 pm:
Singing Fats Domino “I’m Walking, Yes Indeed, I’m talking, bout you and me….”
- Commonsense in Illinois - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:43 pm:
Let’s try that again…the spacing got a bit out of whack.
I’m late, I’m late for
A very important date.
No time to say hello, good-bye,
I’m late, I’m late, I’m late
I’m late and when I wave,
I lose the time I save.
My fuzzy ears and whiskers
Took me too much time to shave.
I run and then I hop, hop, hop,
I wish that I could fly.
There’s danger if I dare to
Stop and here’s a reason why:
I’m over-due, I’m in a rabbit stew.
Can’t even say good-bye,
Hello, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late.
- Lucky Pierre - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 1:56 pm:
can somebody uncuff me?
- Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 2:02 pm:
“Shoot. I left the cannoli in the courtroom.”
- welp ok - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 2:15 pm:
where’s the OJ jokes?
- Amalia - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 2:29 pm:
Cold? Too bad. No warmth for the petty, mean and corrupt.
- Boone's is Back - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 2:43 pm:
“If da glove don’t fit don’t call me a culprit.”
- Huh? - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 2:51 pm:
Let’s see which was it, put on gloves then commit crime or was it the other way around.
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 3:27 pm:
I wonder, if I wear kid gloves, will the court treat men with kid gloves. Let’s see how this goes…
- revvedup - Wednesday, Feb 5, 20 @ 8:31 pm:
“I’ll show dem bums who set me up(banned punct.)”