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Question of the day
Tuesday, Apr 14, 2020 - Posted by Rich Miller * Rep. Mike Zalewski (D-Riverside) gave himself a “co-hawk” (get it?) haircut to raise money to help local servers and waitstaff who lost their jobs. You can find out how to contribute by clicking here. This is a photo he sent me…  Um. * The Question: Caption?
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- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 3:57 pm:
Just a smidge off the sides, keep the length on the top..
- Pot calling kettle - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 3:58 pm:
Jonathan Van Ness was right!
(Background: Back in March, Jonathan Van Ness told Jimmy Fallon that the most important piece of advice for people wanting to cut their own hair is ‘just to not do it.’
- City Zen - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 3:58 pm:
For an extra $10, I’ll do a mulvid.
He wears the mohawk well. But what is that tuft of hair on his right shoulder? Is that a rat-tail? I will donate extra for a rat-tail.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 3:59 pm:
“No, I didn’t lose a bet… “
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:00 pm:
Cut his product usage by 50%
- Simply Sayin' - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:00 pm:
My second fundraiser is for me to shave the rest off.
- Donnie Egin - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:01 pm:
To quote Al Czervik
“It looks good on you though”
- Excitable Boy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:05 pm:
“I’ve never even met Jeff Tobolski, does that look like me in the picture?”
- Grandson of Man - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:06 pm:
I pity the fool who doesn’t stay at home.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:09 pm:
His street name is Lil Shaver….
- Earnest - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:11 pm:
I thought it one of those computer-aged photographs of a kid who went missing in the 80s after running away to join a heavy metal band.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:12 pm:
Riverside Is Lit (banned punctuation)
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:13 pm:
I hope his audition for “Menagerie of Chuckleheads” goes well. He plays a mean bass guitar.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:19 pm:
The gray, ironically, is the natural part
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:22 pm:
He lost 3 hat sizes…
- unclesam - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:25 pm:
The new “bowl cut” for COVID; I say we name it the Lightfoot
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:25 pm:
That updated ID picture is going to be a hoot.
- Desperately Seeking Session - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:26 pm:
Who’s gonna do the mullet?
- LizPhairTax - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:38 pm:
And the ICC was powerless to stop it…
- Proud Sucker - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:40 pm:
It’s not the hair that’s shocking it’s the hoodie. I will swallow my disdain and give some for the Zipper - or was it Gipper - the Zucker brothers took control of my brain in college.
- Boomerang - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:42 pm:
Misinterpreted a constituent’s request that he take a 50% “cut”.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:42 pm:
We wanted to look like his Nintendo Mii, circa 2007…
- SouthSide Markie - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:42 pm:
Hey, Governor. Want to borrow my flowbee?
- Michelle Flaherty - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:43 pm:
It’s Kuch from the movie Vision Quest
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:44 pm:
It’s called a “Tad” Lincoln…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:46 pm:
=== It’s Kuch from the movie Vision Quest===
Six months from now he’ll be in the … Navy.
“Caption?”
The goal is to grow the top really-reall long, part it in the dole and fall over the sides.
It’s a reverse comb-over.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:52 pm:
Did you pay full price for half a hair cut?
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:52 pm:
Ugh…
The goal is to grow the top really-reall long, part it in the middle and have it fall over the sides.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:55 pm:
If you are going to have a cohawk, may as well get the gel out and spike it.
- Jocko - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:03 pm:
Business in the front…Party in the back.
- Melido Perez - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:03 pm:
Looking good Billy Ray
- Huh? - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:07 pm:
What’s your choice of pomade?
I’m a Dapper Dan man.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:18 pm:
It’s not a full “Florida Man”…
- Waffle Fries - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:19 pm:
Dude, sup bro?
- Lt Guv - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:22 pm:
The Golden Domers called, they want the sweatshirt back.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:24 pm:
“Our last contestant likes to practice UFC moves off the garage, collects catalytic converters to make lamps, and only wears clothes that have his initials on them, a Waffle House cook from Seaweed Beach Florida, welcome Nicky Doogins… “
- Lynn S. - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:41 pm:
I’d give $5 to be in the room the first time his female relatives see this. (I would imagine his poor mother and wife are both having heart attacks over this.)
:-0
- Lynn S. - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:43 pm:
What does someone need to pay to get this dyed, either as an ombre or in stripes?
No fun to dye it all just one color…
- Huh? - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:43 pm:
How long after the picture was posted was the cohawk shaved off? A matter of minutes?
- Huh? - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:46 pm:
Looks like someone didn’t get the full St. Baldrick’s day treatment.
- Southwest Sider - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 6:19 pm:
The guy who never returned my email question.
- anon - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 6:20 pm:
Should Z eventually tire of legislative service and lawyering, he clearly has a future in hair styling. I sense a trend coming…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 6:20 pm:
To be honest, I wanted to look like my Fortnite character…
- Huh? - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 6:53 pm:
Re-enacting fraternity pledge picture for 25th reunion.
- 37B - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 8:17 pm:
(Came home this way late last night and made this up off the top of his head)
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 8:23 pm:
That’s gonna leave a mark.
- zatoichi - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 8:51 pm:
Well I got some time lately and after several Alpha Kings and a Zombie Dust it seemed like a cool idea.
- Drake mallard - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 9:17 pm:
He’s a class guy with a great future. Good move for good cause
- Bruce (no not him) - Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 9:20 pm:
no offense dude, but damn.