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Wednesday, Oct 21, 2020 - Posted by Rich Miller

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  1. - Montrose - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:14 pm:

    #freecovid #sciencefree #fineme


  2. - Candy Dogood - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:15 pm:

    #LiningtheRoadtoHell


  3. - State of DenIL - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:15 pm:

    ’cause Bruce Rauner wasn’t crazy enough


  4. - Vote, please! - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:15 pm:

    Illinois Open Casket


  5. - Lake County Mom - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:16 pm:

    21st century version of “I’m With Stupid.”


  6. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:16 pm:

    These reckless business owners are the same people who won’t wear a mask. The easiest thing possible that anyone can do, and the only thing that we can do to keep things open.

    What is wrong with these people? It’s not only selfish, it’s counterproductive. Cognitive dissonance at its finest.

    Caption? “A sign of the times.”


  7. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:16 pm:

    #CloseMe

    #MakingEnforcementEasier

    #SignalingOurStupidity

    #InfectiousZone

    #SuperSpreaderSignage


  8. - Jibba - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:16 pm:

    Sponsored by your local funeral directors.


  9. - walker - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:17 pm:

    “Open to Infection”


  10. - NIU Grad - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:17 pm:

    Also on sale is a “full of illegal drugs” sign for your car or a “basement used to make moonshine” sign for your home.


  11. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:18 pm:

    #WeDontCare

    #YourLivesDontMatter

    #MoneySign

    #ThrowingCautionToTheWind

    #NotMaskingOurIgnorance

    #BePostiveEnterHere


  12. - Lt Guv - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:18 pm:

    “I’m with Stupid.”


  13. - State of DenIL - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:20 pm:

    What they don’t tell you, is about the bid Herrin Signs put in to make “closed until further notice” signs for IDPH. /s


  14. - Pundent - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:20 pm:

    Confused? Blame Me.


  15. - Rich Miller - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:21 pm:

    “Come and get me, coppers!”


  16. - Grandson of Man - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:21 pm:

    The printing company would like to apologize for the heart image mistake. It should have been a tombstone or skull and crossbones.


  17. - Chatham Resident - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:21 pm:

    “Endorsed by Langfelder”

    https://www.sj-r.com/news/20201021/langfelder-indoor-dining-should-remain-even-if-greater-covid-19-restrictions-imposed


  18. - State of DenIL - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:22 pm:

    #lawandorder


  19. - Rich Miller - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:22 pm:

    Seriously, do these folks not understand that putting up that sign will attract the attention of public health and law enforcement?


  20. - Thomas Paine - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:22 pm:

    IDPH must enlist the State Police to enforce.


  21. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:24 pm:

    #WeDareYouToStopUs

    #NotHidingOutOfSight

    #SickSign


  22. - Steve Polite - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:24 pm:

    #LiberateCovid

    #WeSupportCovid

    #OpenForCovid

    #CovidAvailableHere


  23. - Crash (fka Gooner) - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:24 pm:

    “However, if you do go out, we cannot necessarily say the same for your lungs or brain”


  24. - Teddy Salad - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:26 pm:

    come play in the shallow end of the gene pool


  25. - Pundent - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:26 pm:

    Come on in, you won’t taste the difference.


  26. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:26 pm:

    === Seriously, do these folks not understand that putting up that sign will attract the attention of public health and law enforcement?===

    I’m waiting for the follow up;

    “Thanks to the following businesses who have these signs”, listing each business.

    These folks never woulda made it during prohibition with a speakeasy.


  27. - Jibba - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:29 pm:

    #owningthepulmonarytherapists

    I’m not COVID-inced

    #freedumb


  28. - Cubs in '16 - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:32 pm:

    ===Seriously, do these folks not understand that putting up that sign will attract the attention of public health and law enforcement?===

    They don’t care. They own the defiance like it’s a badge of courage. Plus, many are convinced no enforcement will actually take place.


  29. - Dee Lay - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:32 pm:

    === Seriously, do these folks not understand that putting up that sign will attract the attention of public health and law enforcement?===

    Not enough state troopers to enforce this when the county folks sit on their hands.

    Honestly, two citations should equal a suspended liquor license for 10 days.
    Third citation is a 6 month suspension.


  30. - Rich Miller - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:35 pm:

    ===Not enough state troopers to enforce this ===

    Makes it a whole lot easier if they put up a freaking sign. Like shooting fish in a barrel.


  31. - Candy Dogood - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:37 pm:

    ===Sponsored by your local funeral directors. ===

    On a serious note, funeral home directors might be hurting more than someone might callously think as many of their services with the highest margin involve in person open casket services which for a variety of factors people have not been opting to hold.

    There’s also been a hit on the flower business as fewer services means fewer flowers sent.


  32. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:37 pm:

    #ComeForTheIllnessGoGiveItToOthers

    #SymptomaticSignage

    #TwoWeekWarning

    #GamblingHere

    #BettingOnTheSpread

    #BettingTheOverVersusNoSpread


  33. - AndyJD - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:38 pm:

    “I’m smart enough to realize you’re dumb enough to order them.”


  34. - Pot calling kettle - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:42 pm:

    I know a lawyer who’s willing to take your money…


  35. - Don't Bloc Me In - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:42 pm:

    Makin’ it easier for you to…

    Ride into the Danger Zone


  36. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:43 pm:

    “No, make it red. It needs to be easily seen out in the street”


  37. - Pot calling kettle - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:44 pm:

    We tried getting more people tested, and that didn’t work. So, let’s try to get more people infected. AmIright?


  38. - In 630 - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:54 pm:

    “We Hate Our Community” tested poorly


  39. - thisjustinagain - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:54 pm:

    “Here’s Your Sign”

    (the original source of the saying was not Jeff Foxworthy; it is Bill Engvall, FYI)


  40. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:58 pm:

    #CovidiocyServedHere

    #CloseMe?CloseYou

    #SpreadingLoveAndInfections

    #NowYooseCantBreathe


  41. - Ducky LaMoore - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:01 pm:

    At the risk of being misunderstood, I post this anyway…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7CO3dYfKHs


  42. - Rich Hill - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:04 pm:

    #Heartless


  43. - cermak_rd - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:10 pm:

    it’s a small town in southern IL (not far from the southern tip), 12000 residents. You wouldn’t think they’d be big enough to need such a marketing campaign. It is interesting that one of the pictures that the town website displays in a loop is of a cemetery. I guess they are prepared.


  44. - Dotnonymous - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:15 pm:

    Illinois…the open minded state asks ,”Is the Sun really real”…?


  45. - Vote Quimby - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:17 pm:

    Putting the I-L-L in Illinois


  46. - AndyJD - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:22 pm:

    - You wouldn’t think they’d be big enough to need such a marketing campaign. It is interesting that one of the pictures that the town-

    They’re advertising to the entire region. The post has more than 150 shares already.

    Rich’s earlier post was a map of businesses who are openly flouting the order. There are not an insignificant number.


  47. - don the legend - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:26 pm:

    “Restaurants may be opened but our ICUs are full.”


  48. - Huh? - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:45 pm:

    Makin’ it easy for public health and the liquor commission to find the reprobates.

    Makin’ it easy to see which establishments to avoid.


  49. - lake county democrat - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:52 pm:

    Traitors Welcome.


  50. - dan l - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:54 pm:

    I’d like to see the venn diagram of “people flouting close orders” and “People who have been threatening to leave Illinois for the last 12 years and are still too broke to rent a uhaul and head for Indiana”


  51. - DownSouth - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:05 pm:

    === do these folks not understand that putting up that sign will attract the attention of public health and law enforcement? ===
    I’m going to say it again, I will be highly surpised if local HD’s and certainly local LEOs deal with it all.
    the general stance down here is that when push comes to shove - it’s not going to be enforced. At all.

    That said, could somebody please kidnap me and transport me to some part of IL that isn’t over run with this foolishness? I’m going to trapped at home forever with this kind of rampant idiocy.


  52. - Pundent - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:09 pm:

    Our food will take your breath away and leave you coming back for morgue.


  53. - Bourbon Street - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:11 pm:

    #ScienceDeniers”R”Us


  54. - DuPage - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:20 pm:

    Tonight’s specials: Russian roulette mule, suicide stew.


  55. - Ok - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:21 pm:

    Herrin Funeral Home
    #IllinoisOpen #FreeIllinois


  56. - Huh? - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:27 pm:

    Sides of covid provided at no charge.


  57. - @misterjayem - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:47 pm:

    “My ‘we don’t always ignore health and safety in our bar or restaurant’ shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.”

    – MrJM


  58. - 62629 - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:51 pm:

    #weisntrealsmart


  59. - Jibba - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:55 pm:

    Help support our local hospital


  60. - Leigh John-Ella - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:57 pm:

    What’s the point of having ICU beds in Herrin if you aren’t going to use em?
    I mean, SIH is a business, too.


  61. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 7:04 pm:

    #theywasdyinganyway


  62. - Southern - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 7:26 pm:

    #CoDefendant. Or would it be CoviDefendant?


  63. - Keep Smiling - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 8:04 pm:

    “Small businesses intending well and mis-led”.
    “Gotta make the next 2 months to survive.”
    “Whatever it takes to be home for Thanksgiving. This may not be it.”


  64. - Blue Dog Dem - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 8:11 pm:

    I got a $1 says Zanotti doesn’t prosecute a single business.


  65. - Anon221 - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 8:16 pm:

    #PracticingHerdMentality


  66. - OurMagician - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 9:51 pm:

    #OurDevoresAreOpen

    #YouCantSpellDeliciousWithoutICU


  67. - Fivegreenleaves - Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 10:55 pm:

    Not all of us southern Illinoisans are this stupid. I’m just ashamed those that are put their stupidity, literally, in the store window for all to see.


  68. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV68VgjsVC0 - Tuesday, Oct 27, 20 @ 6:02 am:

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