A President, Governor, Mayor and First Lady walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What will you have?”
The President responds “I’ll have a beer”
The Governor says “I’ll have a milkshake”
The Mayor says “I’ll have a water with no ice”
The First Lady calmly states “I’ll have any of these three’s jobs anytime I decide I want one of them.”
- The Most Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 4:46 pm:
- Sayitaintso - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:36 pm:
You can tell which three has never touched a shovel before.
- We've never had one before - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:36 pm:
I am concerned about people, including my friend, who live nearby being priced out of their current rental situations.
- DuPage - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:41 pm:
Cutting the carbon footprint of the excavating machines, by manually digging the foundation. Keep digging, you got a long way to go.
- blue line - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:41 pm:
this is how i removed the toilets from my mansion. (punctuation removed)
- The Whistler - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:43 pm:
“Four wealthy Chicago parents, who sent their kids to private schools, meet up …”
- Jocko - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:44 pm:
::Michelle to others::
“C’mon guys. This compost isn’t going to turn itself.”
- qwciue - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:45 pm:
Manager needs to stagger the line up and alternate lefties and righties.
- Give Me A Break - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:47 pm:
Obama, “somewhere right now, Alan Keyes is asking for a recount”.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:52 pm:
“Here lies the ghosts of Michael J. Madigan. Let’s bury them, never to be seen or heard from again”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:53 pm:
“Did someone bring the lime?”
- Dinnie Elgin - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:55 pm:
Very Keynesian, pay people to dig holes in the ground and then fill them up
- SAP - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:56 pm:
Dadgummit–they gave me a right-handed shovel again.
- the Edge - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:57 pm:
Where’s the Mayor
- Donnie Elgin - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 2:59 pm:
Obama “another Rezko special”
- MisterJayEm - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:10 pm:
“Where’s the Mayor”
You can find her to the right of Pritzker and the Obamas.
As usual.
– MrJM
- Cecil Rhodes - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:11 pm:
I thought we were going to put this in Kenya?
- Hon Don Gerard - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:13 pm:
“Pffftttt…they’re not even wearing worker man costumes!” - Bruce Rauner
- Eddy - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:19 pm:
It’s about damn time
- Mr. D - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:20 pm:
So Shovel Ready is actually a thing?
- Techie - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:21 pm:
“Is this how we bury the future of the disadvantaged in the community?”
- Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:25 pm:
It only took Andy Dufresne about 16.9 years or 6,168 days to dig out of Shawshank. If they want to leave Illinois, they need to dig faster. /s
- Alice - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:41 pm:
Make sure we forget Alice Palmer.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:48 pm:
Looks like someone forgot to paint the shovels gold and provide the shiny new white hard hats.
- BCOSEC - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:48 pm:
Where are the hard hats, gloves and safety glasses?
- H-W - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:48 pm:
One of these things is not like the other”
- Al - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:52 pm:
Things you do when you have a rat in your trunk.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:56 pm:
“Here’s an arm”
“Here’s a leg”
“Here’s a wing”
- Huh? - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 3:59 pm:
OSHA inspector could have a field day. Workers don’t have PPE.
- 14th ward - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 4:08 pm:
The Gov asking if this is a left, or right-handed shovel.
- JS Mill - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 4:19 pm:
Gov.- “Rauner couldn’t get it done, but I did”
- Wensicia - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 4:31 pm:
“We only have to dig one shovelful, right?”
- Moved East - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 4:42 pm:
A President, Governor, Mayor and First Lady walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What will you have?”
The President responds “I’ll have a beer”
The Governor says “I’ll have a milkshake”
The Mayor says “I’ll have a water with no ice”
The First Lady calmly states “I’ll have any of these three’s jobs anytime I decide I want one of them.”
- The Most Anonymous - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 4:46 pm:
Is she far enough away to crop out? Ok good.
- TJ - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 6:05 pm:
Four Chicago Democrats desperately try to dig city out of its hole.
- Lucky Pierre - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 6:17 pm:
Where is Scabby the Rat? These 4 clearly are not in the union
- From DaZoo - Tuesday, Sep 28, 21 @ 9:08 pm:
To keep JB and Lori separated, Barack and Michelle decided to be in the middle.