1/5 I appreciate the words of encouragement from a leader who understands what it's like to take on the corrupt establishment and put the people first. #twill#firepritzkerpic.twitter.com/SbkUDdv67Q
“… ‘Our Journey Together’… a cautionary tale, by the Coen Brothers… two silly grifters go town to town peddling self help books that read like gibberish but are touted as the new American preamble.
As they travel, they meet; a mouse circus wrangler, a drivers ed instructor with a patch over one eye, and a mild mannered librarian who is in a race to translate this book before the two leave town.
“Mary Miller? Never heard of her should I have? Oh. Yeah, she’s great, a superstar, you could be a superstar too, Darren, just pledge your loyalty, and when that check clears… “
- Bruce( no not him) - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:49 pm:
The valedictorian of Trump University, class of 2022.
With a GPA of 2.0
“Oh, when they said I was meeting Darren, I thought it would be Darrin from Bewitched. But Darrin changed faces one year, so maybe this is Darrin from Bewitched. Hey Darren, what’s it like being married to a real witch? Good thing you didn’t live in Salem, I think the air force dropped bombs on all the witches there. Speaking of bombs, how’s that run for governor going?”
“DarrenBaileyIL
1/5 I appreciate the words of encouragement from a leader who understands what it’s like to take on the corrupt establishment and put the people first.”
I wonder who beetle is talking about. Must not be the guy standing next to him.
Darren Daley here is really doing great things here in Illinois, things you won’t believe, and people are really starting to talk about him.
- West Side the Best Side - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 9:21 pm:
Haven’t heard any of the great things “Darren Daley” has done and certainly haven’t heard anyone talking about him. Is he some shirttail relative of Da Mare from the 11th Ward?
- Candy Dogood - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:07 pm:
Bailey smiles, knowing he plans to use this photo from a book signing to pretend like Donald Trump endorsed him.
- A-Man - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:09 pm:
Dumb and Dumber.
- JS Mill - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:10 pm:
trump: “that one guy almost got the suit color correct.But it is ROYAL blue not navy blue”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:10 pm:
Big and Little Enos bet Bandit he can’t bring 500 cases of Yuengling Beer for the Inaugural “Cross and Willy Golf Challenge”
Comedy ensues.
- Captain Obvious - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:10 pm:
One wonders why a multi billionaire,
Just can’t find a place to part his hair,
For the Donald, every day’s a bad hair day.
- Dotnonymous - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:12 pm:
Body doubles…both.
- Grandson of Man - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:13 pm:
That’s not Trump’s signature, it’s triangles and saw teeth.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:15 pm:
The “Grifting Done Right” seminar also included a photo op… for a small fee, of course.
- Give Me A Break - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:16 pm:
Government money loving socialist Bailey poses with old white dude from Florida who thinks he won an election last year.
- Blue Dog - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:17 pm:
Thumbs up if you took PPP money.
- Dotnonymous - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:21 pm:
Bailey: I’m a Capitalist just like you, Mr. President Sir.
Mr. Sir: No Darren, you are a worker and a consumer, trying to be in false class solidarity with billionaires.
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:21 pm:
Which is why I am proud to accept the endorsement of former Governor Rod R. Blagojevich.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:22 pm:
“Lose the glasses, kid. Never met a grifter that was worth his weight in cash that wore glasses”
- Cheryl44 - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:23 pm:
Twinsies!
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:27 pm:
“… ‘Our Journey Together’… a cautionary tale, by the Coen Brothers… two silly grifters go town to town peddling self help books that read like gibberish but are touted as the new American preamble.
As they travel, they meet; a mouse circus wrangler, a drivers ed instructor with a patch over one eye, and a mild mannered librarian who is in a race to translate this book before the two leave town.
Comedy ensues”
- Dotnonymous - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:29 pm:
The shoe lifts you gave me make me lean forward… just like you, Mr. Sir.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:29 pm:
“Is you is, or is you ain’t my constituency?”
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:29 pm:
Bailey had to go all the way to Madam Tussaud’s for this photo.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:31 pm:
All they need are the seersucker suits and a guy with a broom…
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:32 pm:
Cosplay… one, the other… or both?
“Yes”
- JS Mill - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:34 pm:
Look at the camera and say…SOCIALISM(banned punctuation)
- danray - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:37 pm:
“Our Journey Together”
A love story
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:40 pm:
“Wait. He paid? Credit card? It cleared. Ok, he can get a picture”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:40 pm:
“And tell Rodney I says hello, Darren, will ya?”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:43 pm:
“Darren, you remind me of my pal Rod, he was governor, if you remember…”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:46 pm:
“Mary Miller? Never heard of her should I have? Oh. Yeah, she’s great, a superstar, you could be a superstar too, Darren, just pledge your loyalty, and when that check clears… “
- Bruce( no not him) - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:49 pm:
The valedictorian of Trump University, class of 2022.
With a GPA of 2.0
- Keyrock - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:54 pm:
How low can you go?
The red tie, I mean, Mr President.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:56 pm:
(Bailey whispers) “Hail Hydra”
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:57 pm:
The Marvel Studio both at ComCon had a new villain booth…
- Keyrock - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:58 pm:
Have you ever been to the Eastern Bloc?
- Saluki with a Job - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 2:58 pm:
Yearbook Signatures 2.0, only $1995 but includes all-you-can-eat breakfast and a free picture. Don Jr. optional.
- Give Me A Break - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 3:05 pm:
Bailey preparing to worship at the feet of his and his backer’s Lord, Savior and Messiah.
- Give Me A Break - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 3:06 pm:
Two overweight aging white guys trying to make the other look old, overweight and aging.
- Oswego Willy - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 3:07 pm:
“Darren, this is probably all I can do. Griffin has real money.”
- Steve Rogers - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 3:21 pm:
“Oh, when they said I was meeting Darren, I thought it would be Darrin from Bewitched. But Darrin changed faces one year, so maybe this is Darrin from Bewitched. Hey Darren, what’s it like being married to a real witch? Good thing you didn’t live in Salem, I think the air force dropped bombs on all the witches there. Speaking of bombs, how’s that run for governor going?”
- Jason Bourne - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 3:26 pm:
Two guys who got the PPP loan that the rest of us needed.
- Rudy’s teeth - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 3:30 pm:
The win for best hair…Darren Bailey. Likely Darren’s only win.
- Medvale School for the Gifted - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 3:36 pm:
Trump will do to Darren what he did to Rodney … he’ll leave him for another.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 4:02 pm:
“DarrenBaileyIL
1/5 I appreciate the words of encouragement from a leader who understands what it’s like to take on the corrupt establishment and put the people first.”
I wonder who beetle is talking about. Must not be the guy standing next to him.
- OneMan - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 4:02 pm:
Somewhere I have a book signed to me by Micheal Moore as
“My favorite conservative in Chicago”
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 4:04 pm:
Oh god, who is this guy? Did his check clear. Where’s my secret service guys when I need them.
- Teddy Salad - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 4:12 pm:
which one is thinner on the details?
- Ryan - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 5:13 pm:
The Trump and Bailey Circus.
- ste_with_a_v_en - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 5:16 pm:
Bailout Bailey with his mentor
- In_The_Middle - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 5:29 pm:
DT..”Hey Darren, you vaxed? ‘Cause I don’t like gutless politicians.”
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 5:37 pm:
Oh god, why did I ever agree to this book tour? I will never self publish a book again. Junior - get me outta here.
- Rabid - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 5:39 pm:
guys in trouble, just lost the tom cross endorsement
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 5:40 pm:
There’s gotta a better way to hustle $300 than go on a lousy book tour, sign books, and stand next to wanna-be politicians looking for an endorsement.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 5:42 pm:
“To Darren - Good Luck”
Kiss o’ death. And beetle doesn’t even know it.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 5:49 pm:
“Our Journey Together”
Buy yours now, hot of the press, for a mere $74.99. Wait 6 months and they will be on the clearance table for $5.99.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 5:53 pm:
I am wondering if tramp held up the autographed book like he did when he was signing an executive order for everyone to see.
- Huh? - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 6:21 pm:
“Our Journey Together”
If you children don’t stop fighting this instant, If I have to stop the car and you’ll all be sorry.
Sitting on the side of the road with an a blown raditor hose.
Sitting on the side of the road, wondering where to find a lug wrench.
Sitting on the side of the road, out of gas and waiting for AAA.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 7:23 pm:
To quote Lincoln, “For people who like that kind of thing, that’s exactly the kind of thing they’ll like.”
- Quizzical - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 8:36 pm:
Darren Daley here is really doing great things here in Illinois, things you won’t believe, and people are really starting to talk about him.
- West Side the Best Side - Tuesday, Jan 18, 22 @ 9:21 pm:
Haven’t heard any of the great things “Darren Daley” has done and certainly haven’t heard anyone talking about him. Is he some shirttail relative of Da Mare from the 11th Ward?