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Wednesday, Feb 9, 2022 - Posted by Rich Miller

* Missing a “K,” dude


I support truckers and working people across the state, and I am humbled to have so much support from them. Our freedoms…

Posted by Darren Bailey for Governor on Tuesday, February 8, 2022

       

60 Comments
  1. - TheInvisibleMan - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:28 pm:

    “I’m saving all the K’s to keep my 3-of-a-kind.”


  2. - PoliticIL Scientist - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:28 pm:

    Amateur hour. Not ready for primetime. Needs to go back down to Single A to work on a few things.


  3. - very old soil - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:29 pm:

    Did he just drop a “g” in writing?


  4. - Steve Rogers - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:29 pm:

    Darrn Biley. The most awesomest candidate ever.


  5. - Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:30 pm:

    “I can’t afford that letter. I’m not rich like En Griffin.”


  6. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:30 pm:

    He already has the “other” 3 Ks, prolly figured he didn’t need a 4th?


  7. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:31 pm:

    Trucks used during the spring “white sheet” sales…


  8. - Henry Francis - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:31 pm:

    The previous Republican Governor dropped his g’s; the next Republican Governor is dropping his k’s.


  9. - Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:32 pm:

    When it gets dirty, please don’t write Warsh Me on my face.


  10. - thechampaignlife - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:33 pm:

    When the left door is opened, it reads:

    Darren
    Bailey

    Save I
    Fire P


  11. - Arsenal - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:33 pm:

    ==When it gets dirty, please don’t write Warsh Me on my face. ==

    OTOH, Bailey is absolutely getting washed, it’s just a question of in June or November.


  12. - AlfondoGonz - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:35 pm:

    “The whole alphabet song gets muddled after the “K” anyway.”


  13. - OneMan - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:36 pm:

    Use your phone to read our QR code whilst driving.

    Also not sure why it isn’t there, only vowels cost money


  14. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:38 pm:

    Spellin’ and Readin’ ain’t all that big in my constituency… don’t get me started on ‘Ritmetic


  15. - Huh? - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:40 pm:

    Beetle Bailey bringin’ up the rear.


  16. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:41 pm:

    They charge by the letter… understand? “K?”


  17. - Huh? - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:43 pm:

    I flunked 7th grade spelling. I’m no rocket surgeon.


  18. - Pundent - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:43 pm:

    Ok, I couldn’t afford a K, but you can’t afford Pritzker.


  19. - Huh? - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:44 pm:

    Good nuf for gobment work.


  20. - Amalia - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:44 pm:

    from now on the K in Ok is silent.


  21. - Pundent - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:45 pm:

    Follow me to the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good.


  22. - sal-says - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:45 pm:

    Q: The opposite of “Attention to Details”

    A: Darren Bailey.

    Just what IL needs. /s


  23. - 47th Ward - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:47 pm:

    Missed it by this/much.


  24. - OneMan - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:50 pm:

    Leave off the K for Kool.


  25. - Rich Miller - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:52 pm:

    Help wanted: Campane prufreeder


  26. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:53 pm:

    I just typed how y’all said it…


  27. - Shark Sandwich - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:54 pm:

    Like most honest to goodness manly men, Bailey loves to kick back and down a crisp, refreshing white wine pritzer.


  28. - Pundent - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:54 pm:

    I call that other guy Durin. Never had much use for government mandated Ks. Now lets get rid of that mas mandate.


  29. - Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:55 pm:

    “How’s My Driving? Dial 1-800-Trucers”


  30. - Anon221 - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:55 pm:

    Today’s QOD brought to you by the Letter K-

    https://tenor.com/view/kermit-sesame-street-write-gif-4298020


  31. - Big Dipper - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:56 pm:

    Gomer don’t need no book learnin.


  32. - FormerParatrooper - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:57 pm:

    Spel chek faild me agin.


  33. - Downstate - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:57 pm:

    Missing “K”

    That’s one strike out.


  34. - Ron Burgundy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:58 pm:

    “Darren Bailey announces his plan to cut down on people being shot at on expressways by giving them something else to shoot at.”


  35. - Back to the Future - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 2:58 pm:

    Help wanted: Campane prufreeder
    That was sow good.


  36. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:00 pm:

    Whadda mean? I spelled “fire” right. Geez.


  37. - Annonin' - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:00 pm:

    Hopefully will ask Gomer about spellin’ and other book learnin’ stuff at the presser that starts in about 2(two) min.


  38. - MisterJayEm - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:03 pm:

    What a jacass.

    – MrJM


  39. - Blue Bayou - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:05 pm:

    Drren Biley for the win.


  40. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:06 pm:

    My goodness, Rich, This is next level comments, too many to pick out as tasty, including yours. Great stuff.

    “Caption?”

    “The K is silent, unlike the S in Illinois…”


  41. - OneMan - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:09 pm:

    Waitng for the trucks that complain about his primary opponent Richard Irving


  42. - Give Us Barabbas - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:09 pm:

    “The K stands for Kwality”


  43. - Candy Dogood - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:09 pm:

    I’m real glad our federal COVID-19 relief funds are underwriting this campaign.


  44. - Rudy’s teeth - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:10 pm:

    Darren Bailey and the word education should never appear in the same sentence.


  45. - Give Us Barabbas - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:13 pm:

    Maybe it’s literal and he apparently hates Texas sweet shops and this family (from a genealogy site)

    Q: Where is the Pritzer family from?
    You can see how Pritzer families moved over time by selecting different census years. The Pritzer family name was found in the USA between 1880 and 1920. The most Pritzer families were found in the USA in 1880. In 1880 there were 7 Pritzer families living in Kansas. This was 100% of all the recorded Pritzer’s in the USA. Kansas had the highest population of Pritzer families in 1880.
    Use census records and voter lists to see where families with the Pritzer surname lived. Within census records, you can often find information like name of household members, ages, birthplaces, residences, and occupations.
    View Census Data for Pritzer


  46. - Huh? - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:18 pm:

    Who approved the art work?


  47. - Huh? - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:22 pm:

    What no AR-15? How is beetle supposed to pander to the rest of the eastern bloc?


  48. - Candy Dogood - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:25 pm:

    ===What no AR-15?===

    We’ll he’d certainly have issues with an AK-47.


  49. - We'll See - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:25 pm:

    Hank Hill shouldn’t Bobby write his copy.


  50. - Quizzicsl - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:27 pm:

    I’m not runnin’ on my elite thinin’.


  51. - Oswego Willy - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:27 pm:

    I was told there would be no math, now I gotta worry about spellin’?


  52. - JS Mill - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 3:39 pm:

    Sec State Police:”Sir, do you know why I pulled your truck over today?”

    Driver:”No.”

    SoS:”You are overweight”.


  53. - Carlos Danger - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 4:00 pm:

    Hey hey it can be hard to spell when your transition glasses are adjusting to indoor lighting.


  54. - Zim - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 4:08 pm:

    How well does he think he’s going to be received in Kankakee County if he’s canceling the letter K?


  55. - Streator Curmudgeon - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 4:32 pm:

    Bailey: “I won’t have no mas mandates.”

    Campaign Manager: “I didn’t know you spoke Spanish.”

    Bailey: “I do?”


  56. - SAP - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 4:36 pm:

    Totally with Rabine on that early childhood education funding.


  57. - Amalia - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 4:39 pm:

    Truc in’ got my ks cashed in….


  58. - twowaystreet - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 5:36 pm:

    My friends, it’s not accurate but it’s honest work.


  59. - Rabid - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 5:59 pm:

    Legitimate political discourse


  60. - Lt Guv - Wednesday, Feb 9, 22 @ 6:14 pm:

    Hitchin’ my way to Ottawa. Oh, there’s one in Illinois too?


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