As much as they were both tempted by the suggestion to settle things by a best 2 out of 3 on Wack-A-Mole at the nearby Chuck E Cheese, saner heads prevaled.
- Bruce( no not him) - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 9:52 am:
“I just wanna say, when this is all over, your reputation ruined, out of state government, the grifting and attention fades and you’re on your subsidized farm wondering how it got so bad… you chose it, it was your choice”
“Friends, this morning I found myself face-to-face against the evil tyrant. Friends, this is why you should always carry a bible and a Tom DeVore TRO, to shield you against the librulism.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 9:51 am:
“Hear Uihlein gave you a million dollars… that’s nice”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 9:52 am:
“You’re gonna be famous, Mr. Bailey. You’re gonna be very, very famous. I guarantee that”
- OneMan - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 9:52 am:
As much as they were both tempted by the suggestion to settle things by a best 2 out of 3 on Wack-A-Mole at the nearby Chuck E Cheese, saner heads prevaled.
- Bruce( no not him) - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 9:52 am:
I look down my nose at you.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 9:53 am:
“You want me, here I am, Mr. Bailey.”
- 47th Ward - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 9:53 am:
That’s close enough Senator.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 9:55 am:
“I think you’re gonna like the ads we have for you, Mr. Bailey… all positive… till June”
- Huh? - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 9:58 am:
Been out in the cattle barn much?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:00 am:
“Mr. Bailey, I’ve learned a lot about you. The voters of Illinois are gonna learn more… how’s that Facebook thingy working out?”
- Norseman - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:00 am:
My money is on me winning.
- Donnie Elgin - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:01 am:
JB to Bailey
“If I stretch just so, I’m taller than you”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:01 am:
“Just remember, you gotta beat Griffin before you get take me on. I’ll enjoy that”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:04 am:
“This ain’t no Capra film, Darren, and no Bailey is gonna be a hero.”
- Keyrock - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:05 am:
A cold day in he**.
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:05 am:
“Lemme look at you… never seen a televangelist in the flesh… “
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:06 am:
“I don’t have a long memory, Darren… my money does”
- Pizza Man - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:08 am:
Well, that shows a real class by the guv. Didn’t have to greet, but still went up to Mr. Bailey.
(btw don’t think the guv is losing sleep or nervous over his upcoming gubernatorial election…just sayin’)
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:08 am:
“105… no… 108 million to ruin you… that’s about right”
- NonAFSCMEStateEmployeeFromChatham - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:08 am:
“I thought Shia worked at Channel 20.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:11 am:
“Last chance, Darren… you can stop this”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:13 am:
“I just wanna say, when this is all over, your reputation ruined, out of state government, the grifting and attention fades and you’re on your subsidized farm wondering how it got so bad… you chose it, it was your choice”
- Arsenal - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:20 am:
“It may appear that I’m looking down my nose at you, but what I’m really doing is elevating you above the other goons in your primary.”
- Back to the Future - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:20 am:
“Illinois Emperor meets with Common People”
- Pot calling kettle - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:26 am:
I can get you a deal at the Hyatt for your election night gathering. I’ll even throw in a weeklong cruise on the Royal Caribbean; you’ll need it.
- Louis G Atsaves - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:27 am:
Debate? Me? When?
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:27 am:
“Darren, thanks. I mean it. You are allowing me to give you payback. I appreciate that”
- Streator Curmudgeon - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:30 am:
Bailey: “Leave the gun. Take the Moon Pies.”
- Ron Burgundy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:34 am:
“OK before we start, let’s go over the ground rules. No touching of the hair or face. And that’s it. Now fight.”
- Anonsense - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:35 am:
Ok, now let’s do the chit chat scene from Fargo.
- Southern - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:36 am:
“Friends, this morning I found myself face-to-face against the evil tyrant. Friends, this is why you should always carry a bible and a Tom DeVore TRO, to shield you against the librulism.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:40 am:
“Darren, gotta be honest, thought I’d see you with a revivalist tent in the parking lot, with some snakes, and a singing choir… “
- twowaystreet - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:41 am:
Say when
- JS Mill - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:46 am:
JB:”Darren, this is as close as you will ever be to the governor of Illinois.”
DB:”Mother, did you hear that, he is just a big meany.”
- Gohawks123 - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:47 am:
“Wanna arm wrestle for the Governorship”
- anon2 - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:50 am:
“Senator, I wish you the best of luck in the primary! I really do.”
- Oswego Willy - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:50 am:
“Darren… just stay there, don’t say anything… I wanna remember you just like this”
- The Hills 60010 - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 10:58 am:
The first image of the teams who will be their party’s contenders for the Illinois governorship.
- Lt Guv - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 11:16 am:
. . . You, Devore & the horse you rode in on.
- Commonsense in Illinois - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 11:21 am:
See Darren…six feet isn’t that far.
- zatoichi - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 11:21 am:
A chance meeting on a cloudy day:
DB had an icy stare.
JB “Oh, it’s you.”
Then a brisk wind swept through.
- stateandlake - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 11:27 am:
JB: Is that ‘Lectric Shave you’re wearing? Mmm. 2019 was a good year….
- Jocko - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 11:41 am:
JB: “Those are your signatures, eh? I hope you’re gonna lay off the thermite this time.”
- Someone you should know - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 11:59 am:
“In the future, if you’re wondering, ‘Crime. Boy, I don’t know,’ is when I decided to kick your (expletive deleted)
- Chicagonk - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 1:34 pm:
“Darren - I hope you win. No, seriously, I hope you beat Irvin.”
- SAP - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 3:46 pm:
…and your mother reeks of elderberries.
- danray - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 5:33 pm:
“We were supposed to bring wives?”
- ESR - Monday, Mar 7, 22 @ 7:56 pm:
“Darren, you know that orange building is an enormous Chinese buffet. Let’s throw down and settle this right here and now.”