* From our favorite attorney general candidate…

       

85 Comments - Baloneymous - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:39 am: When 52 looks older than 77 - Anonymous - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:40 am: At least they’re not in swim attire. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:42 am: “Let’s go get our hair dyed” - Huh? - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:45 am: Rudy if you’re in the market for a good attorney, lemme know. - Red Ketcher - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:46 am: ” Disgraced and Soon to Be Disgraced “ - Suburbanon - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:47 am: Given Giuliani’s suspect legal work in recent years, one could argue that just meeting with him and taking any legal advice from him could be considered professional misconduct, possibly subject to ARDC jurisdiction… - Norseman - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:48 am: The charlatan and the cartoon. - H-W - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:48 am: He “saw” Trump, and Trump “acknowledged” him. In the latter photo, Trump is across the room at a table talking to another person. So I will venture a guess Trump looked up, DeVore waved, and Trump smiled. Not so much an acknowledgement, but what the heck. If grifting gets you three-quarters of a million dollars from naive Illinoisans (who got nothing in return except a week early without masks), why not take your family to Disneyworld, dis- it, and then go to dinner at Trump’s Restaurant? What a doofus. - Jocko - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:48 am: A disgraced attorney desperate for attention…and Rudy Guiliani. - Huh? - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:49 am: Tom, if you lose your election, I got some tips on how to file scam, I mean, frivolous lawsuits to challenge the voting process. - Dance Band on the Titanic - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:49 am: Apologies to Jimmy B… Plannin’ my sponge take Watchin’ the sun bake This guy next to me covered with oil Scammin’ the right wing on my campaign swing Smell those fat checks They’re beginnin’ to make Irvin recoil Griftin’ away again in Margaritaville Searchin’ for a rainmaker loaded with cash Some people claim that there’s a pandemic to blame But I know it’s just a rash Don’t know the reason Think I’ll stay here all season With more to show than this brand new tattoo Start a new tradition Get someone else to file my petition Collect legal fees from those who haven’t a clue Griftin’ away again in Margaritaville Searchin’ for a rainmaker loaded with cash Some people claim that there’s a pandemic to blame Now I think, - hell it could be a rash - Big Dipper - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:50 am: All they need is Tom Skilling and they’d be triplets. - H-W - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:51 am: As to captions, “Thanks to the naiveté of a few hundred Illinoisans, I am not a one-term member of the Biggly Grifters PAC.” - Bruce( no not him) - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:52 am: So, is it really that easy to book the Four Seasons for press conferences? - Anyone Remember - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:52 am: “Hell is empty, and all the devils are [t]here.” William Shakespeare, The Tempest - Left of what - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:55 am: Dumb and dumber - Al - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:57 am: Rudy got his teeth cleaned, finally. - Captain Obvious - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:57 am: Welcome to this meeting of the Naples chapter of Grifters Anonymous. I’m Tom, and I’m a grifter… - Buford - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:57 am: Looks like Rudy has ditched his hair dye - Keyrock - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:00 am: Two peas in a pod. - Old Timer - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:00 am: He forgot to mention he met Mike Lindell! - Medvale School for the Gifted - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:01 am: Taking a break from the No Self-Awareness Anonymous Fan Club. - Ron Burgundy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:02 am: “You see Rudy, we both lose. The key is to make it look like you win before you lose.” - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:02 am: Rudy is using PayPal for pictures like these, DeVore took note… - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:11 am: “Tom, watch out, Sacha Baron Cohen is around here somewhere” - Rabid - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:21 am: My Pillow shoplifters - Henry Francis - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:24 am: Devore poses with another spokesmodel for his girlfriend’s hair care line. - Roadrager - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:28 am: It only took $4,000 of that mask lawsuit slush fund to get this photo. - Rabid - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:30 am: happiest place on earth - Long time Independent - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:30 am: When’s the picture with Proft coming? - Huh? - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:30 am: Rudy, glad I caught up with you. Wanted to know if my application to the International Association of Grifters and Cons has been approved. - Huh? - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:37 am: Rudy, I know you’re broke, but get your hand off my wallet. - New Day - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:38 am: Demonstrating an acute understanding of Illinois politics, Attorney General candidate Thomas Devore poses with former Mayor Rudy Guiliani in an attempt to burnish his mainstream legitimacy. - Huh? - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:39 am: Bosom buddies in the grift. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:39 am: “Rudy, I’m tellin’ ya, get your money upfront. That was your mistake” - Retired and Still in Illinois - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:41 am: Will it hurt support from his base for referring to Trump as “former President”? - Big Dipper - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:41 am: Rudy Can’t (Not) Fail - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:47 am: “Tom, I’ll take yon to the cult leader, but first, how many others are you bringing in? Always Be Recruiting” - Amurica - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:53 am: Tweedle dee and dum https://www.zazzle.com/tweedle_dum_and_dee_disney_poster-228667297517908149 - Amalia - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:56 am: Questionable law license meet questionable lawyer. - Southern - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:14 am: He went straight from Mickey’s place to Goofy’s. - Northsider - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:26 am: Griftin’ Goobers, Vol. I, new from Time-Life Books. Yours for just three easy payments… - Colin O'Scopy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:27 am: Meet the owners of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. - Mary Poppins - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:27 am: My usual reaction to humans smiling is not full body revulsion, but here we are. - Steve - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:28 am: “Danny Solis is not in this picture”. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:44 am: RG: “I was once the most respected mayor in America, and now I’m posing with…you.” TD: “Thanks, Rudy, the honor’s all mine.” - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:46 am: TD: “Rudy, that’s a great set of choppers you’ve got there.” RG: “Thanks, Tom. I’ll bet you didn’t know Farm & Fleet has a dental department.” - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:48 am: RG: “I learned this phony smile in my first week at Trump University.” TD: “You went there too? I was president of my fraternity: Alpha Kappa Grifta.” - Springfieldish - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:50 am: Whack & Doodle - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:50 am: RG: “Tom, who’s your haberdasher?” TD: “Looks like the same as yours: Baggy Suits ‘R Us.” - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:52 am: ===Alpha Kappa Grifta=== That made me laugh out loud, hilarious. “Caption?” “Now one without the tin foil hats… great” - SOIL M - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:52 am: “No, your the Grifter” “No your the Grifter” went on for hours - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:56 am: TD: “They told me I had to wear a red tie to get in here.: RG: “Was that before or after they invited you to the snipe hunt tonight?” - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:00 pm: RG: “I’m defending Mike Lindell in a big case.” TD: “Really? What’s that?” RG: “The state of Minnesota is suing him for impersonating their state bird.” - Huh? - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:01 pm: Don’t you hate it when your head gets sunburned and your scalp peels? We better get into a cabana. - Huh? - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:04 pm: Rudy, I still have several cans of Ronco’s GLH-9 if you want some. - Club J - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:08 pm: Hey Rudy I filed to withdraw my lawsuit against Governor Pritzker for calling me a Grifter. Well Tom you are a Grifter. Come on why all the frivolous lawsuits? How do you think I got here Tommy my boy. I know Rudy, I just need some more money. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:09 pm: TD: “Rudy, I hear you’ve been called to testify before the Jan. 6 Committee.” RG: “Yeah, but I’m gonna plead the Fifth.” TD: “The Big Guy says only Mafia plead the Fifth.” RG: “How about going with me for moral support, Fredo–I mean Tom?” - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:17 pm: The cult has a type… - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:19 pm: When your stunt double gets a leading role… - Oldtimer - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:25 pm: Rudy and his replacement for election guru Sidney Powell. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:42 pm: RG: “I hear that Darren Bailey out in Illinois is a real up-and-comer.” TD: “Did you say comer or Gomer?” - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:45 pm: Doctors decide conjoined twins cannot be separated because they share one Grift Gland between them. - Harold Hill - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:50 pm: “Just a coupla bros hangin’ at the pool in business attire” “Florida, man.” - JS Mill - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:00 pm: Finalists for the Creepiest Man on Earth contest - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:05 pm: … “The Aristocratics” - Huh? - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:13 pm: Rudy, we better get outta here, it’s starting to cloud up, lightning might strike … - Huh? - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:15 pm: Annual convention of wannabes, has-beens and trampian grifter sycophants. - Huh? - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:17 pm: Tom, did you get the PDH certificate for attending trump’s legal session for grifting, I mean fund raising issues? - H-W - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:31 pm: Reading all the previous comments, perhaps this? TD: How I lost all credibility to even my base. - Henry Francis - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:32 pm: This is the meet cute of the couple that went on to star in the modern day Green Acres. - Siriusly - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:34 pm: Lou Lang looks terrible - Aaa123 - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:47 pm: Two down on their luck malpractice lawyers take the sunshine state by storm and by any means possible. Watch “The Villages”, this fall on CBS. - SAP - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:55 pm: Stuck On You - Barrington - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:57 pm: Twins maybe not, brothers, oh yea - Lt Guv - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 2:34 pm: Hide your women & children. . . On 2nd thought, just hide. - sal-says - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 2:54 pm: Two strokes with big s-eating grins - thisjustinagain - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:09 pm: I’d say this is a Grifter’s Anonymous meeting, but we all know who they are. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:11 pm: Goodness, Rudy’s son grew up… - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:14 pm: “I’d rather hear about the time share scheme, thanks - Dysfunction Junction - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:15 pm: Red Tie, Green Tie, Dumb Guy, Mean Guy. Grey Suit, Blue Suit, Frivolous Lawsuit. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:15 pm: Lawyers everywhere see the value of a law degree diminish - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:16 pm: - Dysfunction Junction - Very snappy, well done. “Caption?” When you make your law license a license to grift off the gullible - Dysfunction Junction - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:19 pm: Thanks, OW. The trouble with Suess parodies is knowing when to stop. I’ll surely be trying to get these rhymes and this picture of Thing 1 & Thing 2 out of my head all weekend… - Oswego Willy - Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:23 pm: - Dysfunction Junction - Seuss ear worms, I wish you well, whew. “Maybe they can find office space next to a currency exchange or a check cashing joint… “ Sorry, comments for this post are now closed.