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Friday, Jun 10, 2022 - Posted by Rich Miller

* Everyone looks overjoyed to be there…


       

43 Comments
  1. - Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:40 am:

    “This is my Joy face, Pinhead.”


  2. - Bruce( no not him) - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:44 am:

    This is the weirdest karaoke bar I’ve ever been in.


  3. - Anon221 - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:53 am:

    “Get ready to cue the music.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoXLu9Rz70g


  4. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:54 am:

    “Put your hands in the air… like you don’t care”


  5. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:55 am:

    “It’s great to be back in Texas again… oh…”


  6. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:56 am:

    “Like I recently said on national cable news…”


  7. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:56 am:

    “Let’s see them FOIA this”


  8. - Pundent - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:57 am:

    And then you’ll say, “hey macarena.”


  9. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:58 am:

    “I know most of you here don’t like me, but that’s fine, I probably don’t like you either”


  10. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 9:59 am:

    “As you can readily tell, I’m really happy”


  11. - Pizza Man - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:00 am:

    Da Mayor: “I’m running for re-election…so had to be here.” “No salsa for me, thanks.”


  12. - Excitable Boy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:03 am:

    “Good evening! The best taco bowls are made in Little Village! I love Hispanics!”


  13. - Ok - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:03 am:

    When is Luis joining this race again?


  14. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:04 am:

    “Give me some credit for showing up. Being in town for things is a big deal for me”


  15. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:05 am:

    Tall woman with head bowed desperately tries to teleport herself to anywhere else on the planet.


  16. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:07 am:

    “I want to care, but I don’t.”


  17. - Huh? - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:07 am:

    You call that mariachi music? Do I have to do everything around here?


  18. - Quizzical - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:07 am:

    Who said that? He’s absolutely right. We should all pair up with locals in this campaign.


  19. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:07 am:

    “Governor Quinn, will you please step away from the food buffet?”


  20. - Pundent - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:08 am:

    If you wanted to do the chicken dance you should have invited Pat Quinn.


  21. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:10 am:

    Guitarist: (She better not ask me to play that Kumbaya thing.)


  22. - Oswego Willy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:11 am:

    “… only permanent interests. Have a good evening”


  23. - The Most Anonymous - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:11 am:

    I followed the coal plant dust to get here


  24. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:13 am:

    Lightfoot: “Let’s fiesta like it’s 1999.”


  25. - Bored Chairman - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:13 am:

    “I don’t care what you want to be called. I say you’re Latinx, and that’s that.”


  26. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:15 am:

    “The vibrancy is so thick in here tonight I may even crack a smile.”


  27. - Baloneymous - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:15 am:

    Her loving is so powerful, huh
    It’s simply unavoidable
    The trend irreversible
    The woman is invincible
    She’s a natural law, and she leaves me in awe
    She deserves the applause, I surrender because
    She used to look good to me, but now I find her

    Simply irresistible
    (She’s so fine, there’s no tellin’ where the money went)
    Simply irresistible
    (She’s all mine, there’s no other way to go)

    (Robert Palmer with backup girls)


  28. - Pizza Man - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:16 am:

    “Can you hit me up with ‘La Bamba’, señor”?


  29. - Jocko - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:20 am:

    This gladys knight cover band looks interesting. I’m looking forward to their rendition of ‘Midnight Train,’.


  30. - Ron Burgundy - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:20 am:

    “Hi, I’m Lori Lightfoot and I’m here to announce my candidacy for re-election as Pinata of Chicago.”


  31. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:21 am:

    “And if you feel the vibe to vote for me, I’d be muy appreciado.”


  32. - MisterJayEm - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:21 am:

    “♬ This little light of mine ♫ — EVERYBODY‼ — ♬ I’m gonna let it ♫ [holds mic out to the crowd] I CAN’T HEAR YOU‼ ♬ This little light of mine…”

    – MrJM


  33. - PublicServant - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:30 am:

    Senor, Do you know “I am Woman”?


  34. - JS Mill - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 10:45 am:

    “I AM standing up.”


  35. - Streator Curmudgeon - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 11:04 am:

    “I gotta tell ya, my back is killing me tonight. Just as I stepped out of my limo, I slipped on a plantain peel.”


  36. - cermak_rd - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 11:26 am:

    My eye keeps going to that gorgeous yellow dress. Does Her Honor ever wear bright colors?


  37. - Lurker - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 11:30 am:

    The ladies on the left:
    “Is this a prayer?”
    “No. I don’t think so”
    “My bad.”


  38. - don the legend - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 11:36 am:

    “Allow me a quick shout out to Maze Jackson.”


  39. - West Side the Best Side - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 12:04 pm:

    “Really enjoy being with the Latinx Caucus here in the Latinx community. Think I’ll have a Dos Equis to celebrate.”


  40. - AlfondoGonz - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 12:16 pm:

    “The winner takes it all, the loser’s standing small…”


  41. - northsider (the original) - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 12:22 pm:

    It’s a new concept. I call it “mariachi a cappella”. My friends will now perform our official campaign song “Summer of Joy”


  42. - Proud Sucker - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 12:40 pm:

    “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”


  43. - Responsa - Friday, Jun 10, 22 @ 2:11 pm:

    Lightfoot: Those of you in this community who don’t like to be referred to as latinx should just chill. You should hear what they call me. Thank goodness I’m not thin skinned.


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