Thursday, Feb 9, 2023 - Posted by Rich Miller
* Proco Joe Moreno 1st Ward campaign mailer…
Now, zoom in…
Oops.
I’ll start: “Proco promises to fund The Purge.”
Your turn.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:42 pm:
Don’t drink and type.
His girlfriend stole his keyboard.
- Roadrager - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:44 pm:
“Don’t worry, after it’s funded, I’ll just blame my girlfriend for it.”
- CentralILCentrist - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:45 pm:
Vanessa Williams sang it best. “just when I thought our chance had passed, you go and save the best for last”
- Stuck in Celliniland - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:47 pm:
That ain’t Mister Rogers Neighborhood.
- Stuck in Celliniland - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:50 pm:
“That pee-pee break could have waited until after you typed two words that both begin with P.” (Prevention Programs).
- OneMan - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:50 pm:
It was even worse than Fully Fund Flooding More money for snow plow removal
- Keyrock - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:53 pm:
He”s running to give the same attention to the well-being of his ward that he did when he held the office.
- Bruce( no not him) - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:53 pm:
An ar-15 in every pot. How can we have the best community violence with inferior weapons?
- Dotnonymous - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:55 pm:
Will Proco Joe promote a free weapon distribution program?
- Amalia - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:00 pm:
Put CV on your CV
- DuPage Saint - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:01 pm:
Honesty is the best policy
- Rudy’s teeth - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:05 pm:
Yikes. Fully fund Community Violence.
Details, Mr. Moreno. Proofread, Mr. Moreno.
- Steve Rogers - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:06 pm:
Pick up your clubs, nunchuks, bats, hammers, knives, and guns at any of Proco Joe’s campaign headquarters.
- Jibba - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:14 pm:
“I am a crook”
-Richard Nixon without a proofreader
- slow down - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:16 pm:
As the first Mayor Daley once said: “The police are not here to create disorder, they’re here to preserve disorder.”
- Montrose - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:26 pm:
“I will re-name the ward King’s Landing.”
- twowaystreet - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:27 pm:
In his defense, he ties in nicely with his new campaign slogan that will go out later this week.
“Run for your lives, I’m back”
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:28 pm:
Proco Joe stands firmly against domestic violence. However…
- Lefty Lefty - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:39 pm:
That’s a spelling error. He meant “Community Violins.”
- Huh? - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:45 pm:
Don’t think community violence needs any funding.
- rtov - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:51 pm:
If you can’t beat them, fully fund them.
- ZC - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:00 pm:
Alderman promises way more interesting community-based-budgeting sessions if elected.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:03 pm:
No one likes cheap violence, always fully fund it.
Don’t go for retail violence, shop local, community violence
It takes a village to make community violence, fund it.
- DHS Drone - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:06 pm:
Don’t argue with him. He has a badge.
- Dotnonymous - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:07 pm:
Keep violence alive?
- Jocko - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:11 pm:
Why should petty criminals have all the fun?
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:12 pm:
America: Land of opportunity.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:13 pm:
Because inflation has hit the price of bullets, too.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:14 pm:
Proco Joe: “I’m so proud of my new mailer. I did it all with chapgpt.”
- Amalia - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:17 pm:
A very different kind of guaranteed income program.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:29 pm:
“I’ve had it up to HERE with snowflakes who only want to half-fund things.”
- Lurker - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:34 pm:
“Joe Moreno embraces his own criminal history in flyer and asks for your support to fully fund the violence. Please donate at ViolenceIsCool.org or your local penitentiary.”
- Mr. Morris - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:46 pm:
Must be using the same firm from the UK that did the slogan “We Plan to Cut Homeless People In Half by 2025″
- Huh? - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 3:07 pm:
D’oh
- Boone's is Back - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 4:24 pm:
Going hard in the paint for that progressive vote
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 5:14 pm:
ChatGPT hasn’t figured out all the kinks in natural language yet.
- Rabid - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 7:48 pm:
Happy days are here again
Sorry, comments for this post are now closed.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:42 pm:
Don’t drink and type.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:42 pm:
His girlfriend stole his keyboard.
- Roadrager - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:44 pm:
“Don’t worry, after it’s funded, I’ll just blame my girlfriend for it.”
- CentralILCentrist - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:45 pm:
Vanessa Williams sang it best. “just when I thought our chance had passed, you go and save the best for last”
- Stuck in Celliniland - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:47 pm:
That ain’t Mister Rogers Neighborhood.
- Stuck in Celliniland - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:50 pm:
“That pee-pee break could have waited until after you typed two words that both begin with P.” (Prevention Programs).
- OneMan - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:50 pm:
It was even worse than
Fully Fund Flooding
More money for snow plow removal
- Keyrock - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:53 pm:
He”s running to give the same attention to the well-being of his ward that he did when he held the office.
- Bruce( no not him) - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:53 pm:
An ar-15 in every pot.
How can we have the best community violence with inferior weapons?
- Dotnonymous - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:55 pm:
Will Proco Joe promote a free weapon distribution program?
- Amalia - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:00 pm:
Put CV on your CV
- DuPage Saint - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:01 pm:
Honesty is the best policy
- Rudy’s teeth - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:05 pm:
Yikes. Fully fund Community Violence.
Details, Mr. Moreno. Proofread, Mr. Moreno.
- Steve Rogers - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:06 pm:
Pick up your clubs, nunchuks, bats, hammers, knives, and guns at any of Proco Joe’s campaign headquarters.
- Jibba - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:14 pm:
“I am a crook”
-Richard Nixon without a proofreader
- slow down - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:16 pm:
As the first Mayor Daley once said: “The police are not here to create disorder, they’re here to preserve disorder.”
- Montrose - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:26 pm:
“I will re-name the ward King’s Landing.”
- twowaystreet - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:27 pm:
In his defense, he ties in nicely with his new campaign slogan that will go out later this week.
“Run for your lives, I’m back”
- Cubs in '16 - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:28 pm:
Proco Joe stands firmly against domestic violence. However…
- Lefty Lefty - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:39 pm:
That’s a spelling error. He meant “Community Violins.”
- Huh? - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:45 pm:
Don’t think community violence needs any funding.
- rtov - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:51 pm:
If you can’t beat them, fully fund them.
- ZC - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:00 pm:
Alderman promises way more interesting community-based-budgeting sessions if elected.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:03 pm:
No one likes cheap violence, always fully fund it.
Don’t go for retail violence, shop local, community violence
It takes a village to make community violence, fund it.
- DHS Drone - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:06 pm:
Don’t argue with him. He has a badge.
- Dotnonymous - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:07 pm:
Keep violence alive?
- Jocko - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:11 pm:
Why should petty criminals have all the fun?
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:12 pm:
America: Land of opportunity.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:13 pm:
Because inflation has hit the price of bullets, too.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:14 pm:
Proco Joe: “I’m so proud of my new mailer. I did it all with chapgpt.”
- Amalia - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:17 pm:
A very different kind of guaranteed income program.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:29 pm:
“I’ve had it up to HERE with snowflakes who only want to half-fund things.”
- Lurker - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:34 pm:
“Joe Moreno embraces his own criminal history in flyer and asks for your support to fully fund the violence. Please donate at ViolenceIsCool.org or your local penitentiary.”
- Mr. Morris - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:46 pm:
Must be using the same firm from the UK that did the slogan “We Plan to Cut Homeless People In Half by 2025″
- Huh? - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 3:07 pm:
D’oh
- Boone's is Back - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 4:24 pm:
Going hard in the paint for that progressive vote
- Three Dimensional Checkers - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 5:14 pm:
ChatGPT hasn’t figured out all the kinks in natural language yet.
- Rabid - Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 7:48 pm:
Happy days are here again