You don’t tell this ARK group this sign won’t work… You don’t tell them how to court the electorate. They ain’t one-at-a-timin’ here. they MASS communicating with this here sign.
After being saved from the Nazis by Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark, our forlorn vessel of the Ten Commandments has once again been found by those who look to harness the great powers of ARK and use it (him, he) in their effort to make the Eastern BLOC invincible.
We were laughing, too, when lit like this was celebrated at the Multicultural Festival in Washington Park, downtown Quincy in 2010. Only then it was the Tea Party.
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:43 pm:
Freedom to read only the books we approve.
- Stuck in Celliniland - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:43 pm:
Welcome to Forgottonia aka the Western Bloc.
- High Socks - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:44 pm:
I’ll take one ticket for Freedom, please
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:45 pm:
“If you can read this you likely won’t be voting for us”
- Anon 1:50 - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:47 pm:
Endorsed by Lucifer and Beelzebub.
“Freedom’s just another word for rights you’re gonna lose”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:47 pm:
A sign from God
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:49 pm:
“Can we put a random “Q” somewhere… you know…”
- Give Me A Break - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:49 pm:
Freedom Ticket, when wasting one vote is just not enough.
- Appears - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:50 pm:
A reason not to vote for these individuals
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:50 pm:
“No-No. they cost $200 a piece, non refundable, win or lose”
- Medvale School for the Gifted - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:51 pm:
“All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.” - AH
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:51 pm:
No union bug, “Made in China”
- Henry Francis - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:52 pm:
To quote Tommy Flanagan, “yeah, yeah that’s the ticket”.
- Phineas - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:54 pm:
Replacing science with Noah’s ARK
- Anon 1:50 - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:54 pm:
Seeing how they loves thems some guns, they might have thought of listing in this order: A.K.R.
- anon - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:54 pm:
Noah’s
- Ducky LaMoore - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:58 pm:
It’s a rapture to vote for ARK.
- lake county democrat - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 3:59 pm:
“Don’t blame me, Tom - I tried to find this Allen Randolh Kaufmann guy on the ballot and when I didn’t see him, I wrote him in!”
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:01 pm:
If Allen doesn’t win, we gonna sue.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:03 pm:
“It’s missing a flag, and ‘Merica, how they gonna know it’s us… maybe a cross…”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:07 pm:
“Is you is, or is you ain’t my constituency?”
- Stuck in Celliniland - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:07 pm:
“From the Eastern Bloc–West Quincy and Hannibal that is.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:10 pm:
You don’t tell this ARK group this sign won’t work… You don’t tell them how to court the electorate. They ain’t one-at-a-timin’ here. they MASS communicating with this here sign.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:18 pm:
The ARK ticket, floating bad ideas.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:18 pm:
Sink the Schools, vote ARK
- Lucky Pierre - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:18 pm:
Of course it’s a good sign especially because the “city folk” are mocking it.
Tom Devore and Mary Miller both received 77% of the vote in Adams County
https://www.co.adams.il.us/home/showpublisheddocument/7780/638052220612330000
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:19 pm:
Get off the ARK, look for the Rainbow
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:19 pm:
The ARK had kitty litter boxes
- Bruce( no not him) - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:19 pm:
Why, yes. I do plan on banning books.
Why do you ask?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:20 pm:
Follow Indiana Jones, don’t open the ARK
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:22 pm:
===it’s a good sign especially because the “city folk” are mocking it.===
As a supporter of DeVore that’s one ringing endorsement - LP -
Good on you.
“QOTD”?
“If you touch this sign, a miracle will occur”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:24 pm:
Send them back. How we suppose to grift without the QR Code?
- DuPage Saint - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:24 pm:
Couldn’t afford Dan Proft and swing his newspaper endorsements
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:24 pm:
Wait. Isn’t it spelled “a-r-c-k”…
- Inverted Pyramid - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:25 pm:
After being saved from the Nazis by Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark, our forlorn vessel of the Ten Commandments has once again been found by those who look to harness the great powers of ARK and use it (him, he) in their effort to make the Eastern BLOC invincible.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:29 pm:
We put Mary and Tom in Alphabetical order, naturally
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:31 pm:
Plaster ‘em all over the poles in the revival tent, right under the poster of the feller holding the snakes sign
- Early voter - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:32 pm:
Kallen
Kandolph
Kaufman
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:37 pm:
Put two of the bigger ones on the two county roads, the road leading to Mount Pilot, the other that leads to Raleigh
- Candy Dogood - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:37 pm:
Fur ein neues schule.
- Jocko - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:38 pm:
Three names…like every lone assassin.
Like Mary always says, “Whoever has the youth has the future.”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:43 pm:
Maybe it’s spelled “a-r-q”… the thing needs a Q somewhere
- West Sider - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:44 pm:
ARK: too crazy for Darren Bailey
- Back to the Future - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:46 pm:
If the Cap Fax folks ever do a nomination for “Caption Hall of Fame” then I’m all in for OW.
‘if you can read this…” is a classic.
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:48 pm:
- Back to the Future -
Appreciate that. Thank you.
“QOTD”?
I dunno, maybe we shoulda used K-A-R, everyone needs a kar
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:50 pm:
We could switch it all up, like “R-A-K” and have like a pickup with a gun rak and a flag…
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:53 pm:
I gotta be real honest with y’all, if they’re for freedom, why they need a ticket? It’s freedom, no need for a ticket
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:54 pm:
… so we all compromised and decided on that star.
- Colin O’Scopy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:55 pm:
As my uncle, Judge Chamberlain Haller, once said “what’s a yute?”
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 4:59 pm:
Wait… Allen Randolph Kaufman, they are three different people not one?
- Oswego Willy - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 5:00 pm:
- lake county democrat -
Sorry, missed yours. Apologies.
- Streator Curmudgeon - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 5:05 pm:
Freedom From CRT: Is that even a thing?
- Appears - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 5:14 pm:
The only thing missing in the endorsement is Putin.
That would have brought in even more votes.
- Give Us Barabbas - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 6:31 pm:
For a second I read that sign as Andy Kaufman, and suddenly, everything about DeVore and Miller made a kind of sense.
- Manchester - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 9:08 pm:
Freedom - from all rational thought. Brought to you by MAGA.
- Lincoln Lad - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 9:44 pm:
Like the flood, we’re here to destroy civilization. Vote for ARK.
- Dirty Red - Thursday, Mar 2, 23 @ 9:51 pm:
We were laughing, too, when lit like this was celebrated at the Multicultural Festival in Washington Park, downtown Quincy in 2010. Only then it was the Tea Party.