So when do you put this mugshot on a t-shirt to sell? Though you probably won’t get as many buyers as the other mugshot (already on shirts, coffee mugs, etc., according to his website), people would certainly be interested in supporting this website via something like that.
- CentralILCentrist - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 7:53 am:
He is innocent, regardless of the evidence!!
- Grandson of Man - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 7:55 am:
Oscar’s mugshot is so much sweeter. The former dude doesn’t like pets, which should almost be disqualifying by itself.
- Tired Teacher - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 7:56 am:
Ah. Much cuter.
- Former ILSIP - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 7:58 am:
So when do you put this mugshot on a t-shirt to sell? Though you probably won’t get as many buyers as the other mugshot (already on shirts, coffee mugs, etc., according to his website), people would certainly be interested in supporting this website via something like that.
- Oswego Willy - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 7:58 am:
Guilty on all counts of cuteness and awesomeness.
- CentralILCentrist - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 8:01 am:
All evidence points to INNOCENT. It’s in his eyes.
- OneMan - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 8:02 am:
Obviously innocent, who’s a good boy…
- Amalia - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 8:06 am:
oh we needed some Oscar. thank you. Sweet boy.
- Just Me 2 - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 8:08 am:
I wonder if Mapes, McClain, and Madigan will all go to the same prison. They can continue their plotting and scheming together to get more cigarettes.
- DuPage Saint - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 8:10 am:
Does it come with a made up weight and height too?
- 47th Ward - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 8:19 am:
Per the NYT:
“Oscar ultimately decided he wanted to appear ‘defiant’ in the shot, and purposefully chose not to smile.”
- Nearly Normal - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 8:22 am:
Aww, the best mug shot ever. This makes me smile.
- Frumpy White Guy - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 8:53 am:
charged with being too snuggly and adorable.
- JoanP - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 8:56 am:
SADDI (Some other dog did it.)
- DEE - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 9:27 am:
Booked on a RICO charge-conspiracy to do business inside house
- Big Dipper - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 10:40 am:
==The former dude doesn’t like pets==
Well, Penthouse Pets.
- Lurker - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 12:00 pm:
Oscar, do NOT talk to Tucker Carlson. He’ll ask you to be a martyr too. (wow that interview was weird)
- thisjustinagain - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 12:05 pm:
“Oscar Miller was charged with Felony Cuteness, and Aggravated Good Boy. In a moment, the results of that trial.” — part of the ending for “Dragnet”
- Kayak - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 12:12 pm:
White collar
- Ducky LaMoore - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 12:18 pm:
He’s guilty.
- unafraid - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 12:20 pm:
Cute as ever. But still Guilty! I can tell.
- don the legend - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 1:37 pm:
“Lock him up.”
- Dotnonymous x - Friday, Aug 25, 23 @ 4:04 pm:
Full pardon…because good boy.