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Tuesday, May 7, 2024 - Posted by Rich Miller * From the governor’s daily public schedule…
* The governor talked to someone today while standing next to a Lion Electric school bus, which was built in southwest suburban Channahon… 
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- Rich Miller - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:31 pm:
OK, but does that price include undercoating?
- Rudy’s teeth - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:37 pm:
Governor Pritzker says, “You wanna drive or should I?”
- Neef Jr. - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:37 pm:
You don’t expect me to ride in this thing do you?
- very old soil - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:38 pm:
I can get it for you wholesale.
- Give Me A Break - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:43 pm:
Look, you got one chance, get on the bus or get ran over.
- JS Mill - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:44 pm:
Does this have “Plaid” mode?
- @misterjayem - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:44 pm:
🎶 Hello world, here’s a song that we’re singin’ 🎶 C’mon get happy. 🎶
- Perrid - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:45 pm:
Spongebob voice: “The pioneers used to drive these babies for miles and miles!”
- just because - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:45 pm:
Go BIG.
- Res Melius - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:45 pm:
Does it come in any color besides yellow?
- Demoralized - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:46 pm:
We’re excited about the new mass transit busses.
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:46 pm:
“I think you ought to buy it today. You wanna know why? Because this school bus is you. The color is you. This is your bus.”
- Res Melius - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:47 pm:
I used to take these steps two at a time.
- Rahm's Middle Finger - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:47 pm:
“Rep. Fritts, we’ll sign your legislation as soon you get home from school. You’ve got your favorite PB & J packed in your lunch today buddy. Now have a great day!”
- Used to Ride A Bus Every Day - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:52 pm:
“So you’re telling me you’re not required to wear seatbelts on these things?”
- Mamacita - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:53 pm:
“You think you hate it now, but wait til you drive it”
- Ducky LaMoore - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:54 pm:
Hop on the bus, Gus. You don’t need to discuss much.
- ArchPundit - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:55 pm:
“0-60 will blow you away and knock the students back in there seats”
- DEE - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:57 pm:
Only one prior owner, unfortunately it was the Grateful Dead.
- Dotnonymous x - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:57 pm:
You’re not Billy Bush…and…NO, this isn’t my grab’em hand.
- Panther Pride - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:58 pm:
They really went in a different direction with the casting of Ms. Frizzle in this reboot.
- Donnie Elgin - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:58 pm:
Thruppence and sixpence every day
Just to drive to my baby
Thruppence and sixpence each day
‘Cause I drive my baby every way
Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus ..
- Rudy’s teeth - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:59 pm:
“Just get on the bus. You don’t have no choice.Why? Because I said so and I’m the Governor.”
- Ink-Stained Wretch - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 1:59 pm:
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall…
- Best Side - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:00 pm:
“Is this what I’m supposed to throw the Mayor under?”
- Blazzzer - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:04 pm:
But I ain’t lyin.’ This lion bus right here, she’s the real deal. She’s purrfect.
- Norseman - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:09 pm:
How many ohms per hour does it get?
- Give Us Barabbas - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:10 pm:
“…and comes in an extra-short wheelbase model for Darren Bailey supporters”
- Lurker - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:11 pm:
“As I say to all my Republican friends, get on the bus because I’m taking you to school(bp)”
- Cool Papa Bell - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:21 pm:
“This is the new wagon queen family truckster. It’s a (darn) fine automobile. Beats the heck out the sports wagon”
- West Side the Best Side - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:32 pm:
“Otto your driver here, step on board, little dudes.”
- Huh? - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:33 pm:
The wheels on the bus go round and round …
- Huh? - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:35 pm:
Where’s the gas tank?
- Huh? - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:35 pm:
How long to recharge using an extension cord from the garage?
- 47th Ward - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:36 pm:
It’s like Danny Solis said, “The first one on the bus gets the best seat.”
- Jerry - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:39 pm:
“Let me go talk to the F & I guy and see what kind of monthly payment we can get you.”
- Blue to the Bone - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:40 pm:
“And remember… don’t let the pigeon drive the bus.”
- Rich Miller - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:43 pm:
“Look, my manager says he’ll throw in the side mirrors for free if we close this today. What do you say?”
- ChrisB - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:44 pm:
Yeah, but who ate all the lunches?
- Tear One - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 2:56 pm:
When it comes to the future of Electric Vehicles, you gotta get on the bus.
- Rudy’s teeth - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 3:08 pm:
The buses will be ready to haul the delegates around during the DNC convention in August. This is a slam dunk for youse guys.
- Huh? - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 3:32 pm:
So, what’s the top speed of this tub?
- Huh? - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 3:33 pm:
I all ready got 2. Why do I need another one?
- Huh? - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 3:35 pm:
So how much is a custom interior? Do the sides extend out for added space? I gotta have my outdoor kitchen. Does this thing self level when I pull into the KOA?
- Anonymous - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 3:49 pm:
This is from our Partridge Family line. We do have the multi-color option available for a mark-up.
- Demoralized - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 3:50 pm:
Sorry. That was me above
- Dupage - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 3:56 pm:
We are working with the feds to get a $40K rebate per bus to any school district that buys them.
- thisjustinagain - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 4:04 pm:
JB: “You can’t find a better bus. And if you buy today, I’ll throw in some nice floor mats and window tinting.”
- Pot calling kettle - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 4:12 pm:
“There are going to be times when we can’t wait for somebody. Now, you’re either on the bus or off the bus. If you’re on the bus, and you get left behind, then you’ll find it again. If you’re off the bus in the first place — then it won’t make a damn.”
HT: Ken Kesey
- Grandson of Man - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 4:42 pm:
Yeah the steps do seem too steep, but we have plenty of trial lawyers in Illinois.
- Huh? - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 4:52 pm:
Listen, either ya want it, or ya don’t. Make up yur mind. I got other places to get ta.
- We’ll See - Tuesday, May 7, 24 @ 9:19 pm:
Not a single Ralph Kramden joke on this one??