Even though he was the only school bus driver to listen to Zig Ziglar cassette tapes and seemed a real go-getter, the transportation manager informed JB that dressing for the job you wanted and not the job you have wasn’t appropriate for a school bus driver.
- The Magnificent Purple Walnut - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:25 pm:
“Sir, does this bus go to the Loop?” “No, it goes BEEP, BEEP!”
- Ducky LaMoore - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 1:59 pm:
One of these days, Alice, one of these days…
- Central IL Centrist - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:00 pm:
“JB stepping up and doing his part to address the transportation crisis in Illinois schools.”
- Parlay Player - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:06 pm:
When told that the common folk rely on these machines for daily transportation, the Governor couldn’t hide his amusement.
- walker - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:11 pm:
“Everybody on. We’re going places.”
- Friendly Bob Adams - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:13 pm:
I think they’re all bozos on this bus….
- Huh? - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:15 pm:
“… Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee …”
- OneMan - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:22 pm:
Even though he was the only school bus driver to listen to Zig Ziglar cassette tapes and seemed a real go-getter, the transportation manager informed JB that dressing for the job you wanted and not the job you have wasn’t appropriate for a school bus driver.
- The Magnificent Purple Walnut - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:25 pm:
“Sir, does this bus go to the Loop?” “No, it goes BEEP, BEEP!”
- JoanP - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:26 pm:
“The horn on the bus goes, beep, beep, beep”
- Rudy’s teeth - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:27 pm:
Hi, Darren. How you doin’?
- JoanP - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:27 pm:
“There’s an actual lion here. So you kids better stop fooling around back there.”
- Huh? - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:28 pm:
The wheels on the bus go round and round …
- Huh? - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:29 pm:
Buying two to be remodeled as my campaign tour buses.
- Dirty Red - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:29 pm:
This bus no longer stops in Canada.
- Huh? - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:30 pm:
Just got my school bus CDL, gonna moonlight for CPD as a bus driver.
- ElliotW - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:30 pm:
the Khan requires an updated steed
- Dance Band on the Titanic - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:45 pm:
“Get in, sit down and shaddup.”
- 47th Ward - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:46 pm:
The first guy on the bus gets the best seat.
- Recovering Minion - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:47 pm:
Next stop, POTUS!
- South of Springfield - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:53 pm:
“Think I can make it to Darren Bailey’s private school on one charge?”
- Rudy’s teeth - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 2:54 pm:
Hey, Blago. If you need a job, I can put in a word.
- Michelle Flaherty - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 3:00 pm:
Who’s going under the bus?
- Apple - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 3:04 pm:
I’ve already spent more time on a bus this year than Dorval Carter. But I’m really pretending to be the Red Baron in his Sopwith Camel
- StarLineChicago - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 3:07 pm:
Get in loser, we’re taking over the CTA
- Anon - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 3:12 pm:
“The….driver on the bus goes think, think, big…”
- Six Degrees of Separation - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 3:36 pm:
“Let’s ride on the school bus down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred’s two feet”
- Bigtwich - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:02 pm:
“You’re either on the bus or off the bus.”
- Rabid - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:03 pm:
CTA finds a solution
- Dotnonymous x - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:15 pm:
I think we’ve got more than enough battery to make Washington D.C.
- Frida's boss - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:15 pm:
Gives off more of a Lunch Ladyland vibe
- Dotnonymous x - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:17 pm:
I’m starting to feel like this is a Magic Bus.
- Rabid - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 4:22 pm:
Bye little dudes. Don’t learn anything I wouldn’t learn. Otto Mann
- Ironic - Thursday, Jun 13, 24 @ 5:36 pm:
Seriously. Ralph Kramden. Oops 😜